Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77285 Haiku later...

you suck
Haiku # 45415, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya saaaak [Bostonese]
Haiku # 45414, December 21, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya' suuuuCK! [da Bronx]
Haiku # 45413, December 21, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du suga [Swedish]
Haiku # 45412, December 21, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sina imea [Finnish]
Haiku # 45411, December 21, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du lutschen [Ger.]
Haiku # 45410, December 21, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voi succhiano [Ital.]
Haiku # 45409, December 21, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vous suca [Fr.]
Haiku # 45408, December 21, 2009 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
usted chupa [spanish]
Haiku # 45407, December 21, 2009 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45406, December 21, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet[s]
you suck
Haiku # 45405, December 21, 2009 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what if he says
what he says, let him say it
get it out, and thus

let it go

say I suck, go ahead
heal thyself
Haiku # 45404, December 21, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by bs
so be joyous when
that angry soul is happy
for a lost soul found
Haiku # 45403, December 21, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by bs
what is the True Self
is it this angry bar fly
sputtering last words

vomiting you suck till
they carry him away dead
or in coma, cold?b
Haiku # 45402, December 21, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
we will all keep on
going and going, you can't
win you know, you can't
Haiku # 45401, December 21, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by bs
keep going but I
must dash be anon and thus
summoning demons

trolls, witchcraft, etc etc
when who is higher than these
little men in high heels?
Haiku # 45400, December 21, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
the demons scream from
the alleyways, cast out to
the slums of abyss
Haiku # 45399, December 21, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by bs
another season
sharing holidays with trolls
who spoil my eggnog
Haiku # 45398, December 21, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45397, December 21, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i go again
old loser habits don't die
how can i suck LESS?

.....tis an age old question
Haiku # 45394, December 21, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by bs
thoughts remained so long
thinking all along through storm-
just turned to granite.
Haiku # 45393, December 21, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by mundane
one gets used to the
white noise of some things that squawk
that's just the old crow...

"you suck..."

good bird
Haiku # 45392, December 21, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
keep writing in peace
because this is that time to
wage peace in spirit
Haiku # 45391, December 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by bs
the hecklers seek to
take a portion of the folks
up on stage, a show

all their own
Haiku # 45390, December 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by bs
wintertime daydream
return to macon county-
where a blue sky reigns.
Haiku # 45389, December 21, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45388, December 21, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I say, who is a
mirror to one another
reflecting here your

peace, this yule, let it
be peace rules over the short
sight of the flame wars
Haiku # 45387, December 21, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
some of us find a
reflection in emotion
of "dark" energy

metal, old classic
reflection of street poets
perhaps this is a

reflection of each
generation's reflection
on what was their life
Haiku # 45386, December 21, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by bs
when those in Gen X
grow old will reflection be
over old angry tv
Haiku # 45385, December 21, 2009 1:13 pm ET
by bs
clearness of cool air
snows covering clarity-
new age music fits.
Haiku # 45384, December 21, 2009 1:03 pm ET
by mundane
gas stoves, wood stoves, the
fuel that feeds life, goes green in
this re-run of the

Victorian style
saturnalia, reserved
egg nog vs dinoys
Haiku # 45383, December 21, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
quickly days pass by
so much so this time of year
yet frozen stillness.
Haiku # 45382, December 21, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by mundane
stoic sentinel
sitting hours on end eyes
on an empty road

familiar sounds of
a rural delivery
she slowly rises
Haiku # 45381, December 21, 2009 9:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
gusty breaths moaning
icy anguish through the
fragile crackling limbs

and dawn's stillness roused
by this interloper's loud
intermittent gait
Haiku # 45380, December 21, 2009 8:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Death is not the end
It's only an interlude
in the path of time
Haiku # 45379, December 21, 2009 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Search while we are young
Acceptance comes with old age
Who and what we are
Haiku # 45378, December 21, 2009 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
The world calls "time out"
More time for reflection now
Silence for the snow
Haiku # 45377, December 21, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Big thank you mundane
At last something worth reading
My thoughts are with you.
Haiku # 45376, December 21, 2009 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
beavis and butthead
were the modern bums who did
wait for godot, MTV
Haiku # 45375, December 20, 2009 9:37 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45374, December 20, 2009 9:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dawn will break again
raise another tomorrow-
now only this night.
Haiku # 45373, December 20, 2009 9:17 pm ET
by mundane
reach out for the light
the many sounds of silence-
filter through the night.
Haiku # 45372, December 20, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by mundane
latch again the gate
no visitors will stop by-
on this snowy night.
Haiku # 45371, December 20, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by mundane
fifty-eight too old
to the grandkids too young for
me to check out of here
Haiku # 45370, December 20, 2009 8:59 pm ET
by terminal case
we map out our lives
with all the routes clearly marked
FATE's got other maps
Haiku # 45369, December 20, 2009 8:54 pm ET
by terminal case
mundane existence
until your world turns on end
at the word CANCER
Haiku # 45368, December 20, 2009 8:49 pm ET
by terminal case
utopia now
politicians promise all-
pay for it later.
Haiku # 45367, December 20, 2009 8:30 pm ET
by mundane
profanity ode.
doff the pointed hat quickly-
express ideas.
Haiku # 45366, December 20, 2009 8:17 pm ET
by mundane
you ever notice
when one has nothing to say-
one then talks the most?
Haiku # 45365, December 20, 2009 8:09 pm ET
by mundane
twittering machine
was just a painting by Klee-
social engine now.
Haiku # 45364, December 20, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mundane
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