Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 364 Days and 77360 Haiku later...

there is no answer
sometimes, only that spiritual
busy signal that

buzzes in the heads of
those who play childhood hipster, those
trust fund babies who will

never grow up, and the
sad thing is, they are often
the ones who run things
Haiku # 45464, December 22, 2009 9:40 am ET
by bs
darkness patters on
morning raises a chilled sun-
a single bell rings.
Haiku # 45463, December 22, 2009 9:33 am ET
by mundane
cobra coiled round
wicker basket PET or PEST
one letter off Sssssss!!!
Haiku # 45462, December 22, 2009 9:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
entropy stirring
'midst this accelerating
culture of death

in cadence to its'
rhythmic death dance slides forward
toward the abyss
Haiku # 45461, December 22, 2009 9:27 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
lions on the back deck
rummaging moose in garbage-
I thought deer were pests.
Haiku # 45460, December 22, 2009 9:24 am ET
by mundane
ravens harbingers
of death often get shorted
on the wheel of life
Haiku # 45459, December 22, 2009 9:17 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
toss stones from afar
casual observer and
they'll strike you spot on
Haiku # 45458, December 22, 2009 9:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45457, December 22, 2009 8:22 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bs..septic..son
of..vince..get a life..zapoop..
anti-septic...scorp...

in lock step march
Nazis of negativism
without a Hitler
Haiku # 45456, December 22, 2009 8:21 am ET
by a casual observer
on this 8 mile there's
no Eminen to go toe
to toe with just ghosts

name usurpers and
cowardly chameleons of
haiku netherworld
Haiku # 45455, December 22, 2009 8:09 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
BS For Gods sake!
Take your medication. Now!
And stop this nonsense!!!
Haiku # 45454, December 22, 2009 8:05 am ET
by Years of watching. of Know the symptoms
"Kilroy was here" just
one stamp of universal
greeting as "you suck"
Haiku # 45453, December 22, 2009 7:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
break release and drive
this little push is quiet
the days are marked white
Haiku # 45452, December 22, 2009 2:58 am ET
by special
can you dance in the
deep waters of loserdom
or are you afraid

if so retreat now
before hungry manatees
gobble your manhood
Haiku # 45451, December 22, 2009 1:29 am ET
by bs
these people seek to
create words of beauty, in
the end the waters

wear the stone walls down
and they are smoothed by that tide
of washing elements
Haiku # 45450, December 22, 2009 1:17 am ET
by bs
hmm, seek you to play
the mimic, take the name and
hope I'm dumb enough

to bear your crown of
thorns for your pathetic joy
your crown of doo doo?

play me not home boy
I'm just starting
Haiku # 45449, December 22, 2009 1:15 am ET
by bs
there can only be
One loser to rule them all
heavy lies the crown
Haiku # 45448, December 22, 2009 1:14 am ET
by bs
and I mean if it
LITERALLY kills you or
kills me, i will
Haiku # 45447, December 22, 2009 12:57 am ET
by bs
if I have to do
this for months, and it kills you
or kills me, i will
Haiku # 45446, December 22, 2009 12:56 am ET
by bs
we flex our minds at
each other, shouting insults
at a digital screen
Haiku # 45445, December 22, 2009 12:56 am ET
by bs
you realize you've been
at this for eleven hours
retard stamina
Haiku # 45444, December 21, 2009 11:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pop goes my shalong
up your wabong, you suck and
you take it, marrone...
Haiku # 45443, December 21, 2009 11:49 pm ET
by bs
people change with time
and experience and death
some are psychopaths
Haiku # 45442, December 21, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by bs
laughs, a regular
tristan tzara ain't it y'all
I wonder if "you

suck" will mark his name
on a urinal and call
it art...R. Mutt lives
Haiku # 45441, December 21, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by BS
thirteen years before
the mast 'pon these high seas where
Leviathan lives
Haiku # 45440, December 21, 2009 11:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
riff-raff bullies strew
vile garbage at will and
the good-hearted leave
Haiku # 45439, December 21, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by some things do notchange here
you suck
Haiku # 45438, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goes the weasel
Haiku # 45437, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
'twas on the Good Ship
Lollypop young Shirley had
her cherry go pop
Haiku # 45436, December 21, 2009 11:12 pm ET
by septic funeral
the serpent and the
rainbow a pendulum's tale
of good v. evil
Haiku # 45435, December 21, 2009 11:10 pm ET
by Haiku pendulum swings between...
reaching for stars we
fall short land in the gutter
playin' handball 'gainst
.........................the curb
Haiku # 45434, December 21, 2009 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"What is the law! Not
to walk on all fours Are
we not men?!!" fo shizzle!
.........Bela Lugosi to Charles Laughton
Haiku # 45433, December 21, 2009 11:01 pm ET
by Island of Lost Souls 1932
aaaargg!! buggery on
these 'igh seas ye be walkin'
the gangplank 'fo shizzle!!
Haiku # 45432, December 21, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
thar she blows mateys
pollywogs to the poop deck
on three drop trousers

....scallywags and shellbacks standfast
Haiku # 45431, December 21, 2009 10:38 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
you suck
Haiku # 45430, December 21, 2009 10:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
me belly full of
rum for the likes o' scum crew
on this 'ere vessel

worm-holed sea hag she
were..sank like a stone she did
off Tortuga Bay
Haiku # 45429, December 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
'ay matey from the
yardarm they 'ung ..yar ship
thieves 'n scoundrels rife
Haiku # 45428, December 21, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
here there be madness
although your vessel be yar
methinks it's sinking
Haiku # 45427, December 21, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by ash
zenith enlightens
nadir noir divergent paths <^>
these well-traveled words
Haiku # 45426, December 21, 2009 8:40 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a back door child the
zapoopster never felt at
ease in the anteroom
Haiku # 45425, December 21, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
what to name this child
the answer crystal brown he's
a zapooper for sure
Haiku # 45424, December 21, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
zapoop's placenta
in shades of sepia from his
poop chute exit
Haiku # 45423, December 21, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
well aware thankyou
Haiku # 45422, December 21, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45421, December 21, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not vaginal nor
caesarean zapoop came
rectal delivery
Haiku # 45420, December 21, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
Aaaaaah that felt so good!
Haiku # 45417, December 21, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
point and laugh at the
manchild everybody, down-
ward spiral, Hooray!
Haiku # 45416, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45415, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya saaaak [Bostonese]
Haiku # 45414, December 21, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya' suuuuCK! [da Bronx]
Haiku # 45413, December 21, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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