Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77284 Haiku later...

if I have to do
this for months, and it kills you
or kills me, i will
Haiku # 45446, December 22, 2009 12:56 am ET
by bs
we flex our minds at
each other, shouting insults
at a digital screen
Haiku # 45445, December 22, 2009 12:56 am ET
by bs
you realize you've been
at this for eleven hours
retard stamina
Haiku # 45444, December 21, 2009 11:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pop goes my shalong
up your wabong, you suck and
you take it, marrone...
Haiku # 45443, December 21, 2009 11:49 pm ET
by bs
people change with time
and experience and death
some are psychopaths
Haiku # 45442, December 21, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by bs
laughs, a regular
tristan tzara ain't it y'all
I wonder if "you

suck" will mark his name
on a urinal and call
it art...R. Mutt lives
Haiku # 45441, December 21, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by BS
thirteen years before
the mast 'pon these high seas where
Leviathan lives
Haiku # 45440, December 21, 2009 11:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
riff-raff bullies strew
vile garbage at will and
the good-hearted leave
Haiku # 45439, December 21, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by some things do notchange here
you suck
Haiku # 45438, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goes the weasel
Haiku # 45437, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
'twas on the Good Ship
Lollypop young Shirley had
her cherry go pop
Haiku # 45436, December 21, 2009 11:12 pm ET
by septic funeral
the serpent and the
rainbow a pendulum's tale
of good v. evil
Haiku # 45435, December 21, 2009 11:10 pm ET
by Haiku pendulum swings between...
reaching for stars we
fall short land in the gutter
playin' handball 'gainst
.........................the curb
Haiku # 45434, December 21, 2009 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"What is the law! Not
to walk on all fours Are
we not men?!!" fo shizzle!
.........Bela Lugosi to Charles Laughton
Haiku # 45433, December 21, 2009 11:01 pm ET
by Island of Lost Souls 1932
aaaargg!! buggery on
these 'igh seas ye be walkin'
the gangplank 'fo shizzle!!
Haiku # 45432, December 21, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
thar she blows mateys
pollywogs to the poop deck
on three drop trousers

....scallywags and shellbacks standfast
Haiku # 45431, December 21, 2009 10:38 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
you suck
Haiku # 45430, December 21, 2009 10:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
me belly full of
rum for the likes o' scum crew
on this 'ere vessel

worm-holed sea hag she
were..sank like a stone she did
off Tortuga Bay
Haiku # 45429, December 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
'ay matey from the
yardarm they 'ung ..yar ship
thieves 'n scoundrels rife
Haiku # 45428, December 21, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
here there be madness
although your vessel be yar
methinks it's sinking
Haiku # 45427, December 21, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by ash
zenith enlightens
nadir noir divergent paths <^>
these well-traveled words
Haiku # 45426, December 21, 2009 8:40 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a back door child the
zapoopster never felt at
ease in the anteroom
Haiku # 45425, December 21, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
what to name this child
the answer crystal brown he's
a zapooper for sure
Haiku # 45424, December 21, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
zapoop's placenta
in shades of sepia from his
poop chute exit
Haiku # 45423, December 21, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
well aware thankyou
Haiku # 45422, December 21, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45421, December 21, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not vaginal nor
caesarean zapoop came
rectal delivery
Haiku # 45420, December 21, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
Aaaaaah that felt so good!
Haiku # 45417, December 21, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
point and laugh at the
manchild everybody, down-
ward spiral, Hooray!
Haiku # 45416, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45415, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya saaaak [Bostonese]
Haiku # 45414, December 21, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya' suuuuCK! [da Bronx]
Haiku # 45413, December 21, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du suga [Swedish]
Haiku # 45412, December 21, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sina imea [Finnish]
Haiku # 45411, December 21, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du lutschen [Ger.]
Haiku # 45410, December 21, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voi succhiano [Ital.]
Haiku # 45409, December 21, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vous suca [Fr.]
Haiku # 45408, December 21, 2009 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
usted chupa [spanish]
Haiku # 45407, December 21, 2009 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45406, December 21, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet[s]
you suck
Haiku # 45405, December 21, 2009 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what if he says
what he says, let him say it
get it out, and thus

let it go

say I suck, go ahead
heal thyself
Haiku # 45404, December 21, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by bs
so be joyous when
that angry soul is happy
for a lost soul found
Haiku # 45403, December 21, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by bs
what is the True Self
is it this angry bar fly
sputtering last words

vomiting you suck till
they carry him away dead
or in coma, cold?b
Haiku # 45402, December 21, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
we will all keep on
going and going, you can't
win you know, you can't
Haiku # 45401, December 21, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by bs
keep going but I
must dash be anon and thus
summoning demons

trolls, witchcraft, etc etc
when who is higher than these
little men in high heels?
Haiku # 45400, December 21, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
the demons scream from
the alleyways, cast out to
the slums of abyss
Haiku # 45399, December 21, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by bs
another season
sharing holidays with trolls
who spoil my eggnog
Haiku # 45398, December 21, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45397, December 21, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i go again
old loser habits don't die
how can i suck LESS?

.....tis an age old question
Haiku # 45394, December 21, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by bs
thoughts remained so long
thinking all along through storm-
just turned to granite.
Haiku # 45393, December 21, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by mundane
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