Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 315 Days and 77284 Haiku later...

pop goes my shalong
up your wabong, you suck and
you take it, marrone...
Haiku # 45443, December 21, 2009 11:49 pm ET
by bs
people change with time
and experience and death
some are psychopaths
Haiku # 45442, December 21, 2009 11:48 pm ET
by bs
laughs, a regular
tristan tzara ain't it y'all
I wonder if "you

suck" will mark his name
on a urinal and call
it art...R. Mutt lives
Haiku # 45441, December 21, 2009 11:47 pm ET
by BS
thirteen years before
the mast 'pon these high seas where
Leviathan lives
Haiku # 45440, December 21, 2009 11:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
riff-raff bullies strew
vile garbage at will and
the good-hearted leave
Haiku # 45439, December 21, 2009 11:20 pm ET
by some things do notchange here
you suck
Haiku # 45438, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
goes the weasel
Haiku # 45437, December 21, 2009 11:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
'twas on the Good Ship
Lollypop young Shirley had
her cherry go pop
Haiku # 45436, December 21, 2009 11:12 pm ET
by septic funeral
the serpent and the
rainbow a pendulum's tale
of good v. evil
Haiku # 45435, December 21, 2009 11:10 pm ET
by Haiku pendulum swings between...
reaching for stars we
fall short land in the gutter
playin' handball 'gainst
.........................the curb
Haiku # 45434, December 21, 2009 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"What is the law! Not
to walk on all fours Are
we not men?!!" fo shizzle!
.........Bela Lugosi to Charles Laughton
Haiku # 45433, December 21, 2009 11:01 pm ET
by Island of Lost Souls 1932
aaaargg!! buggery on
these 'igh seas ye be walkin'
the gangplank 'fo shizzle!!
Haiku # 45432, December 21, 2009 10:54 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
thar she blows mateys
pollywogs to the poop deck
on three drop trousers

....scallywags and shellbacks standfast
Haiku # 45431, December 21, 2009 10:38 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
you suck
Haiku # 45430, December 21, 2009 10:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
me belly full of
rum for the likes o' scum crew
on this 'ere vessel

worm-holed sea hag she
were..sank like a stone she did
off Tortuga Bay
Haiku # 45429, December 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
'ay matey from the
yardarm they 'ung ..yar ship
thieves 'n scoundrels rife
Haiku # 45428, December 21, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by HMS HAIKU
here there be madness
although your vessel be yar
methinks it's sinking
Haiku # 45427, December 21, 2009 9:04 pm ET
by ash
zenith enlightens
nadir noir divergent paths <^>
these well-traveled words
Haiku # 45426, December 21, 2009 8:40 pm ET
by Haiku half-wit
a back door child the
zapoopster never felt at
ease in the anteroom
Haiku # 45425, December 21, 2009 7:06 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
what to name this child
the answer crystal brown he's
a zapooper for sure
Haiku # 45424, December 21, 2009 7:04 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
zapoop's placenta
in shades of sepia from his
poop chute exit
Haiku # 45423, December 21, 2009 7:01 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
well aware thankyou
Haiku # 45422, December 21, 2009 5:35 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45421, December 21, 2009 5:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not vaginal nor
caesarean zapoop came
rectal delivery
Haiku # 45420, December 21, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by OB-GYN Proctologist
Aaaaaah that felt so good!
Haiku # 45417, December 21, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
point and laugh at the
manchild everybody, down-
ward spiral, Hooray!
Haiku # 45416, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45415, December 21, 2009 4:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya saaaak [Bostonese]
Haiku # 45414, December 21, 2009 4:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ya' suuuuCK! [da Bronx]
Haiku # 45413, December 21, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du suga [Swedish]
Haiku # 45412, December 21, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
sina imea [Finnish]
Haiku # 45411, December 21, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
du lutschen [Ger.]
Haiku # 45410, December 21, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
voi succhiano [Ital.]
Haiku # 45409, December 21, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
vous suca [Fr.]
Haiku # 45408, December 21, 2009 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
usted chupa [spanish]
Haiku # 45407, December 21, 2009 4:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you suck
Haiku # 45406, December 21, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet[s]
you suck
Haiku # 45405, December 21, 2009 4:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so what if he says
what he says, let him say it
get it out, and thus

let it go

say I suck, go ahead
heal thyself
Haiku # 45404, December 21, 2009 3:30 pm ET
by bs
so be joyous when
that angry soul is happy
for a lost soul found
Haiku # 45403, December 21, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by bs
what is the True Self
is it this angry bar fly
sputtering last words

vomiting you suck till
they carry him away dead
or in coma, cold?b
Haiku # 45402, December 21, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by bs
we will all keep on
going and going, you can't
win you know, you can't
Haiku # 45401, December 21, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by bs
keep going but I
must dash be anon and thus
summoning demons

trolls, witchcraft, etc etc
when who is higher than these
little men in high heels?
Haiku # 45400, December 21, 2009 3:13 pm ET
by bs
the demons scream from
the alleyways, cast out to
the slums of abyss
Haiku # 45399, December 21, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by bs
another season
sharing holidays with trolls
who spoil my eggnog
Haiku # 45398, December 21, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45397, December 21, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
here i go again
old loser habits don't die
how can i suck LESS?

.....tis an age old question
Haiku # 45394, December 21, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by bs
thoughts remained so long
thinking all along through storm-
just turned to granite.
Haiku # 45393, December 21, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by mundane
one gets used to the
white noise of some things that squawk
that's just the old crow...

"you suck..."

good bird
Haiku # 45392, December 21, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
keep writing in peace
because this is that time to
wage peace in spirit
Haiku # 45391, December 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by bs
the hecklers seek to
take a portion of the folks
up on stage, a show

all their own
Haiku # 45390, December 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by bs
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