Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

Asying or asking? english or English? dont or don't? american or American? sylables or syllables?
People in glass houses and all that! Criticism from an ignoramus. What a joke!
Haiku # 44462, September 22, 2009 9:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tango oh Tango
I will write about Tango
And criticism!
Haiku # 44461, September 22, 2009 9:18 am ET
by William Nippress
I'm so Tangoed out
I just got back from Finland
tango, tango Tired

So many "Pretty" Blond girls!!!
Haiku # 44460, September 22, 2009 9:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Thats all I have to say on the subject of Tango!
Hurt to the core I'll write no more.
Haiku # 44459, September 22, 2009 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 44458, September 22, 2009 9:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Work on Sunday sucks
At least the weather is ****
Dream of 5 PM
Haiku # 44457, September 20, 2009 1:59 am ET
by G
it's just bad haiku
the poetry critic jumps
no-one hears a thing
Haiku # 44456, September 18, 2009 10:35 am ET
by ash of poetic justice
you got bad haiku
and i'm a let you finish
but basho was best
Haiku # 44455, September 18, 2009 10:30 am ET
by ash - check out my linky :)
when you are mentioned
i burst foul language and wailed
they chewed thoughtfully
Haiku # 44454, September 18, 2009 9:45 am ET
by vince
in my medicine cabinet,
the winter fly,
has died of old age
Haiku # 44453, September 18, 2009 3:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
in my medicine cabinet,
the winter fly has died,
of old age
Haiku # 44452, September 18, 2009 3:30 am ET
by J.K. American Haiku
Fair enough, pont taken,
this will be the last such post, but I search for pictures to be painted in my mind and all I find is converation...
Haiku # 44451, September 18, 2009 3:29 am ET
by last opinion, haikus only from now on -
Correct me if I'm wrong
But this is a site for bad poem.
So bad, they're good.

Don't need a lecture
Don't need a few good pointers
I'll blaze my own path.
Like Issa and Bashuo had to do.
Suck? yes. Having fun? You bet.
Haiku # 44450, September 17, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal
can't make you love me
by breathing, i'll let you down
i'll do it again

(pardon my focus
if you want more frogs and ponds
try coloring books)
Haiku # 44449, September 17, 2009 11:52 am ET
by vince
grabbed my mike onstage
told me bashu is THE BEST
is that you, kanye?
Haiku # 44448, September 17, 2009 10:32 am ET
by vince
By the Willy Nipper, you are good, I admire your poetry, but stop chatting about TANGO - no one gives a shit...
Haiku # 44447, September 17, 2009 10:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have submitted many attempts at haikus here, you guys Vince, Ash, etc, need to stop using this as a forum...

LISTEN- HAIKU SHOULD EVOKE IMAGERY, not be a essay... read Bashu... read Jack Keurac (american Haiku on Youtube) ---- even forget about the sylables (english Haikus dont count sylables anyawy) --- JUST FOCUS ON THE IMAGE ----

OLD POND,
FROG JUMPS -
SPLASH
Haiku # 44446, September 17, 2009 10:03 am ET
by NOT ASYING MY NAME, BUT GUESS WHICH HAIKUS ARE MINE, tip I post about once a month....
Can I away with
playing a legend?
One click away ...
Haiku # 44445, September 17, 2009 12:14 am ET
by William Nippress
agree completely
but would add another step
RINSE, and then repeat
Haiku # 44444, September 16, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
just can't stop at one
if at first you don't succeed
repeat as required
Haiku # 44443, September 16, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by ash
making them babies
sure beats making them come out
that's all i'm saying
Haiku # 44442, September 16, 2009 8:42 am ET
by ash
wife just delivered,
and the baby's an angle
she's just too acute.
Haiku # 44441, September 16, 2009 2:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
loud screams heralding
the coming of an angel
childbirth is painful.
Haiku # 44440, September 16, 2009 2:18 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
it's been quite a while
with nothing at all to say
until later, ciau
Haiku # 44439, September 16, 2009 1:16 am ET
by ash
I blow massive loads,
when teens scream at my scene band.
In my tight girl pants.
Haiku # 44438, September 14, 2009 12:09 am ET
by lalala987 of The Woods
work's end on friday
other people are leaving
why am I still here?
Haiku # 44437, September 11, 2009 8:21 pm ET
by plasticinsect
Is haiku a sphere
or is it more of a cube
Not a pyramid.
Haiku # 44436, September 9, 2009 11:13 am ET
by adam rosenberg of Brooklyn NY
Vince you're so funny
Your honesty makes me laugh
You have an old soul
Haiku # 44435, September 9, 2009 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
You can still be bad
and be really good also.
So bad, you are good.
Haiku # 44434, September 8, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
on lonely sundays
i rise up late, pour black brew
lie about my date
Haiku # 44433, September 8, 2009 10:56 am ET
by vince
let us not forget
what this website is about...
crap. (necessary)
Haiku # 44432, September 6, 2009 5:48 am ET
by BAD HAIKUIST
I have me a crush
He says he has a girlfriend
Five More Syllables
Haiku # 44431, September 6, 2009 5:45 am ET
by BAD HAIKUIST
type moar liek a tard
a/s/l'ing teh ladiez
yus, netspeak suxxors
Haiku # 44430, September 4, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by vince
Need to take a piss.
But work traps me in a rut.
Oh, this is torture!
Haiku # 44429, September 3, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Sam Adams once said,
"great joy, like grief, is silent."
my beer speaks the truth
Haiku # 44428, September 3, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by vince
soul empty aching
wilderness none dare venture
oh thou ~~ give me drink !
Haiku # 44427, September 2, 2009 3:40 pm ET
by robin of nestless
Vulnerability
in the presence of strangers
as they are with you
Haiku # 44426, September 2, 2009 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship
A lovers Lament
Haiku # 44425, September 2, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship Lovers Lament
Haiku # 44424, September 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
the breeze too cool
celestial cathedral
dying summer night

finding the bus stop
in silence, i thought i knew
she had things to say

stars darkened as much
no loving kiss at her door
only her good-bye

should have begged, but how
did she mean forever then
or it's just for now?
Haiku # 44423, September 1, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
"i'm sorry". me too.
"i'm just so confused". ditto.
"love you". ditto.
....................... squared.
Haiku # 44422, September 1, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by vince
"
Haiku # 44421, September 1, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
under volcano's
swirling molten colored ooze
my soul longs for ash
Haiku # 44420, September 1, 2009 3:12 am ET
by robin wings of agave hope
Fighting for control
I will my body to move
Dance dam you! Dance! Dance!!!
Haiku # 44419, August 29, 2009 7:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Fetus Haiku
:Alive? Yet not so
:Your death shall be my dinner
:Umbilical cord
Haiku # 44417, August 28, 2009 2:22 pm ET
by Alexander Mahterian of Sarasota FL
way down on the farm
further than decent really
underneath lanoline
Haiku # 44416, August 28, 2009 8:14 am ET
by ash
Myarms enfold her
Encircling her slim waist
We start to Tango

Her Cheek touching mine
Her chest moving against me
I can feel her breath

For these three minutes
This woman's given herself
Her trust is total

Interoperate sounds
Turn music into movement
Movement to magic
Haiku # 44415, August 28, 2009 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Dom and Ted are gone
withered and bloated they left
done in like yesterday
Haiku # 44414, August 27, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by mrbiggiesmalls
A book, so quiet
Thus the cat jumps up
Time for me not that
Haiku # 44413, August 27, 2009 1:59 am ET
by jadedog121212 of V.B., VA, USA
Absinthe manifest
Frenzied, then under arrest
A wormwood pyre
Haiku # 44412, August 26, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
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