Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

Sam Adams once said,
"great joy, like grief, is silent."
my beer speaks the truth
Haiku # 44428, September 3, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by vince
soul empty aching
wilderness none dare venture
oh thou ~~ give me drink !
Haiku # 44427, September 2, 2009 3:40 pm ET
by robin of nestless
Vulnerability
in the presence of strangers
as they are with you
Haiku # 44426, September 2, 2009 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship
A lovers Lament
Haiku # 44425, September 2, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship Lovers Lament
Haiku # 44424, September 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
the breeze too cool
celestial cathedral
dying summer night

finding the bus stop
in silence, i thought i knew
she had things to say

stars darkened as much
no loving kiss at her door
only her good-bye

should have begged, but how
did she mean forever then
or it's just for now?
Haiku # 44423, September 1, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
"i'm sorry". me too.
"i'm just so confused". ditto.
"love you". ditto.
....................... squared.
Haiku # 44422, September 1, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by vince
"
Haiku # 44421, September 1, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
under volcano's
swirling molten colored ooze
my soul longs for ash
Haiku # 44420, September 1, 2009 3:12 am ET
by robin wings of agave hope
Fighting for control
I will my body to move
Dance dam you! Dance! Dance!!!
Haiku # 44419, August 29, 2009 7:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Fetus Haiku
:Alive? Yet not so
:Your death shall be my dinner
:Umbilical cord
Haiku # 44417, August 28, 2009 2:22 pm ET
by Alexander Mahterian of Sarasota FL
way down on the farm
further than decent really
underneath lanoline
Haiku # 44416, August 28, 2009 8:14 am ET
by ash
Myarms enfold her
Encircling her slim waist
We start to Tango

Her Cheek touching mine
Her chest moving against me
I can feel her breath

For these three minutes
This woman's given herself
Her trust is total

Interoperate sounds
Turn music into movement
Movement to magic
Haiku # 44415, August 28, 2009 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Dom and Ted are gone
withered and bloated they left
done in like yesterday
Haiku # 44414, August 27, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by mrbiggiesmalls
A book, so quiet
Thus the cat jumps up
Time for me not that
Haiku # 44413, August 27, 2009 1:59 am ET
by jadedog121212 of V.B., VA, USA
Absinthe manifest
Frenzied, then under arrest
A wormwood pyre
Haiku # 44412, August 26, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
Bestiality
Big pimpin' in the barnyard
Clock dollars, fuck ewes
Haiku # 44411, August 26, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by Lush
twist the antenna
fuzzy channels hiss and spit
soap en espanol
Haiku # 44410, August 25, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by vince
The rocks get scorching hot,
leaving blisters on my toe.
They show no mercy.
Haiku # 44409, August 21, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Back for more abuse,
to my eyes and to my ears.
I love Bad Haiku!
Haiku # 44408, August 21, 2009 2:15 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Obnoxious TV.
Showing stupid comercials.
Why do I still watch?
Haiku # 44407, August 21, 2009 2:13 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A contortionist.
Metal sticks to an old man.
Another can't freeze
They're all part of the human race.
But they are more than human.
Haiku # 44406, August 21, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet
Even I can't stand it for long.
My imperfection.
Haiku # 44405, August 21, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
damn page acting up!
cut my lousy poem to shred.
Is there a critic?
Haiku # 44404, August 21, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet.
Even I can
Haiku # 44403, August 21, 2009 1:51 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet.
Even I can
Haiku # 44402, August 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Tweaking on something
As they balance on high-heels.
Hustling for more.
Haiku # 44401, August 21, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
See those working girls
Hustling their priced products.
Skinny, disheveled.
Haiku # 44400, August 21, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
The darkest of nights
And something lurks under the stars.
Life knows no boundaries
Haiku # 44399, August 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
large pellets of rain,
fall past a street lamp at night -
water turns to flame
Haiku # 44398, August 20, 2009 7:02 am ET
by elio
life is death of life
I'm not afraid, not one bit
for myself that is
Haiku # 44397, August 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by wants to see them through
maybe i was wrong
in then, doing what I did
i can still make good
Haiku # 44396, August 19, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by my thoughts..your person
so that was goodbye
after all those emailed lies
glad your song turned out
Haiku # 44395, August 19, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by so sad about that
today is sunny
can I have your autograph
what will make me/u jump?
Haiku # 44394, August 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by the fan of pride and reality
He paid for my sins
without me asking what for
the next one's on me
Haiku # 44393, August 18, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by vince
easy, seductive
losing yourself in white noise
slip into the blur

wake up in a haze
same ugly reality
but with new teeth marks
Haiku # 44392, August 14, 2009 12:04 pm ET
by vince
a cheesy haiku
drops to the floor with a "THUD"
there is no third line
Haiku # 44390, August 13, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by Christopher Hicks of Michigan
Dead still earns money
People are making millions
Just not paid to him!!!

Except by cheque which he's free to cash anytime he wants
Haiku # 44389, August 12, 2009 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
i thought jackson's dead
yet again, last time i checked,
they're still burying him
Haiku # 44388, August 11, 2009 11:10 am ET
by vince
bored stiff at a church
underneath solemnity
we worship hot moms
Haiku # 44387, August 10, 2009 11:55 am ET
by vince of commiting sins
No one wants to post
Your Haiku has put them off
Yours is in poor taste
Haiku # 44386, August 10, 2009 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh those virgin breasts
nipples pointed at the sky
they need my man sauce
Haiku # 44385, August 8, 2009 3:47 am ET
by septic funeral
do you see what I
ever if the reflection
makes no sense to me
Haiku # 44384, August 8, 2009 3:23 am ET
by yourflyisdown
you are beautiful
yes i know that L O L
big ego i guess ?
Haiku # 44383, August 8, 2009 2:57 am ET
by UP YOURS
issue a prayer
little slogans, little steps
put my brain cells back

feeling your absence
the void sucking at my chest
like a vise, again
Haiku # 44382, August 7, 2009 10:06 am ET
by vince
When push comes to shove Who is to say who is right?
The one word statement?
Haiku # 44381, August 7, 2009 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
garbage
Haiku # 44380, August 6, 2009 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
father-son bonding
decapitated hooker
mom can never know
Haiku # 44379, August 6, 2009 4:11 am ET
by septic funeral
pulverizing thrusts
killing the god inside you
rectal contractions

Haiku # 44378, August 6, 2009 3:52 am ET
by septic funeral
Warm soft unsllied
Dancing Tango in my arms
Your cheek touching mine

Those lips so tempting
Light Blue eyes that flash like Jewels
Face of Flawless skin

You move with such grace
I'm finding it hard to breathe
You captured my heart

All this from one dance
Never noticed your beauty
till i touched your soul
Haiku # 44377, August 5, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
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