Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
so that was goodbye
after all those emailed lies
glad your song turned out
Haiku # 44395 August 19, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by so sad about that
today is sunny
can I have your autograph
what will make me/u jump?
Haiku # 44394 August 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by the fan of pride and reality
He paid for my sins
without me asking what for
the next one's on me
Haiku # 44393 August 18, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by vince
easy, seductive
losing yourself in white noise
slip into the blur

wake up in a haze
same ugly reality
but with new teeth marks
Haiku # 44392 August 14, 2009 12:04 pm ET
by vince
a cheesy haiku
drops to the floor with a "THUD"
there is no third line
Haiku # 44390 August 13, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by Christopher Hicks of Michigan
Dead still earns money
People are making millions
Just not paid to him!!!

Except by cheque which he's free to cash anytime he wants
Haiku # 44389 August 12, 2009 3:23 am ET
by William Nippress
i thought jackson's dead
yet again, last time i checked,
they're still burying him
Haiku # 44388 August 11, 2009 11:10 am ET
by vince
bored stiff at a church
underneath solemnity
we worship hot moms
Haiku # 44387 August 10, 2009 11:55 am ET
by vince of commiting sins
No one wants to post
Your Haiku has put them off
Yours is in poor taste
Haiku # 44386 August 10, 2009 5:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
oh those virgin breasts
nipples pointed at the sky
they need my man sauce
Haiku # 44385 August 8, 2009 3:47 am ET
by septic funeral
do you see what I
ever if the reflection
makes no sense to me
Haiku # 44384 August 8, 2009 3:23 am ET
by yourflyisdown
you are beautiful
yes i know that L O L
big ego i guess ?
Haiku # 44383 August 8, 2009 2:57 am ET
by UP YOURS
issue a prayer
little slogans, little steps
put my brain cells back

feeling your absence
the void sucking at my chest
like a vise, again
Haiku # 44382 August 7, 2009 10:06 am ET
by vince
When push comes to shove Who is to say who is right?
The one word statement?
Haiku # 44381 August 7, 2009 3:02 am ET
by William Nippress
garbage
Haiku # 44380 August 6, 2009 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
father-son bonding
decapitated hooker
mom can never know
Haiku # 44379 August 6, 2009 4:11 am ET
by septic funeral
pulverizing thrusts
killing the god inside you
rectal contractions

Haiku # 44378 August 6, 2009 3:52 am ET
by septic funeral
Warm soft unsllied
Dancing Tango in my arms
Your cheek touching mine

Those lips so tempting
Light Blue eyes that flash like Jewels
Face of Flawless skin

You move with such grace
I'm finding it hard to breathe
You captured my heart

All this from one dance
Never noticed your beauty
till i touched your soul
Haiku # 44377 August 5, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
getting drunk on saturday?
Oblivion awaits you
God that's so boring

So much more to life
This is not a rehearsal
This is the real thing

unless it scares you
stand still and get connected
Ask! "Me" who am I?

May surprise yourself
See the world for the first time
truly beautiful
Haiku # 44376 August 5, 2009 5:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Such a mystery
The complexities of woman
Why aren't they like me?
Haiku # 44375 August 5, 2009 4:49 am ET
by My fair lady
The thick-skinned woman
I know her! and many more
it's all just a front
Haiku # 44374 August 5, 2009 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
she flaunts with thick skin
in attempt to hide herself
hustling empty men
Haiku # 44373 August 4, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by vince
Rise to the challenge
squeezed by tight limitations
Your mind forced to work
Haiku # 44372 August 4, 2009 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
it's ironic how
life can be summed up in just
a few words on screen
Haiku # 44371 August 3, 2009 8:43 am ET
by boxer shorts
Security tag
Stuck on the crutch of blue jeans
A mannequin's penis?
Haiku # 44370 August 3, 2009 2:25 am ET
by Violette of Australia
twilight settled
light has dawned
debris is gone
Haiku # 44369 August 2, 2009 8:47 am ET
by jd
warm genitalia
rising to the occasion
asses in the air
Haiku # 44368 August 2, 2009 4:13 am ET
by septic funeral
circumlocuted
in a shortening spiral
into mine own arse
Haiku # 44367 August 1, 2009 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
i blew the first line
inhaled the remaining gram
heart palpitations
Haiku # 44366 August 1, 2009 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
flippant assbaggery
coupled with hats made of ass
obsessed with recess
Haiku # 44365 August 1, 2009 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
what could one posit
in such a small form? Nofit-
haikus are too short.
Haiku # 44364 August 1, 2009 10:14 am ET
by nombre
Skylarks on the wing
The hush of breeze blown cornfields
Noises of summer
Haiku # 44363 July 31, 2009 10:01 am ET
by William Nippress
the scabs on my cock
crack and bleed with arousal
sorry bout the taste
Haiku # 44362 July 31, 2009 2:53 am ET
by septic funeral
from the crib, a noise
eager child extends her arms
like an offering
Haiku # 44361 July 30, 2009 11:21 am ET
by vince of sunrise
I don't get haiku.
Why use artificial rules?
Off to write blank verse.
Haiku # 44360 July 30, 2009 10:10 am ET
by Tynam of UK
two old plant pots -
the silver key between,
left behind with care
Haiku # 44359 July 30, 2009 9:17 am ET
by elio
a road i never liked
then to find out-
it had been stoned.
Haiku # 44358 July 29, 2009 5:19 pm ET
by monument
Bad haiku I read
Like last nights fish in the sink
Wreaking scents abound.
Haiku # 44357 July 29, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by Bob Delsol
Long distance romance:
"Distance is unimportant."
"I can't hug that far."
Haiku # 44356 July 28, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by snail of nowhere near
The promised dog was
given away, back to me,
then taken again.
Haiku # 44355 July 28, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
monumental motions
tug too and fro-
unexpected expectations.
Haiku # 44354 July 28, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by monument
wind and clouds
relentless,
crashing waves.
Haiku # 44353 July 28, 2009 12:44 pm ET
by monument
beak to the wind
yipping and yapping-
red flag on festival.
Haiku # 44352 July 28, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by monument
who to become like
avoiding life as one life of
apathy consumed
Haiku # 44351 July 27, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
darkness covers
warmth of light-
sounds are final sight.
Haiku # 44350 July 26, 2009 3:38 pm ET
by monument
putrefying flesh
wrinkles and varicose veins
balls-deep in the rot
Haiku # 44349 July 26, 2009 4:06 am ET
by septic funeral
silent breath of air
unknowingly observed by nature-
changed by observation.
Haiku # 44348 July 25, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by monument
cloud line moving
darkness gathering, too late-
for the sun
Haiku # 44347 July 24, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by monument
seagulls a flight
jet trails and
small birds high flying.
Haiku # 44346 July 24, 2009 8:18 pm ET
by monument
approaching sixty
wild acceleration
blind dead end ahead

Haiku # 44345 July 24, 2009 11:00 am ET
by mellie
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