Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

Such a mystery
The complexities of woman
Why aren't they like me?
Haiku # 44375, August 5, 2009 4:49 am ET
by My fair lady
The thick-skinned woman
I know her! and many more
it's all just a front
Haiku # 44374, August 5, 2009 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
she flaunts with thick skin
in attempt to hide herself
hustling empty men
Haiku # 44373, August 4, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by vince
Rise to the challenge
squeezed by tight limitations
Your mind forced to work
Haiku # 44372, August 4, 2009 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
it's ironic how
life can be summed up in just
a few words on screen
Haiku # 44371, August 3, 2009 8:43 am ET
by boxer shorts
Security tag
Stuck on the crutch of blue jeans
A mannequin's penis?
Haiku # 44370, August 3, 2009 2:25 am ET
by Violette of Australia
twilight settled
light has dawned
debris is gone
Haiku # 44369, August 2, 2009 8:47 am ET
by jd
warm genitalia
rising to the occasion
asses in the air
Haiku # 44368, August 2, 2009 4:13 am ET
by septic funeral
circumlocuted
in a shortening spiral
into mine own arse
Haiku # 44367, August 1, 2009 11:59 pm ET
by Lush
i blew the first line
inhaled the remaining gram
heart palpitations
Haiku # 44366, August 1, 2009 11:50 pm ET
by Lush
flippant assbaggery
coupled with hats made of ass
obsessed with recess
Haiku # 44365, August 1, 2009 11:46 pm ET
by Lush
what could one posit
in such a small form? Nofit-
haikus are too short.
Haiku # 44364, August 1, 2009 10:14 am ET
by nombre
Skylarks on the wing
The hush of breeze blown cornfields
Noises of summer
Haiku # 44363, July 31, 2009 10:01 am ET
by William Nippress
the scabs on my cock
crack and bleed with arousal
sorry bout the taste
Haiku # 44362, July 31, 2009 2:53 am ET
by septic funeral
from the crib, a noise
eager child extends her arms
like an offering
Haiku # 44361, July 30, 2009 11:21 am ET
by vince of sunrise
I don't get haiku.
Why use artificial rules?
Off to write blank verse.
Haiku # 44360, July 30, 2009 10:10 am ET
by Tynam of UK
two old plant pots -
the silver key between,
left behind with care
Haiku # 44359, July 30, 2009 9:17 am ET
by elio
a road i never liked
then to find out-
it had been stoned.
Haiku # 44358, July 29, 2009 5:19 pm ET
by monument
Bad haiku I read
Like last nights fish in the sink
Wreaking scents abound.
Haiku # 44357, July 29, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by Bob Delsol
Long distance romance:
"Distance is unimportant."
"I can't hug that far."
Haiku # 44356, July 28, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by snail of nowhere near
The promised dog was
given away, back to me,
then taken again.
Haiku # 44355, July 28, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
monumental motions
tug too and fro-
unexpected expectations.
Haiku # 44354, July 28, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by monument
wind and clouds
relentless,
crashing waves.
Haiku # 44353, July 28, 2009 12:44 pm ET
by monument
beak to the wind
yipping and yapping-
red flag on festival.
Haiku # 44352, July 28, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by monument
who to become like
avoiding life as one life of
apathy consumed
Haiku # 44351, July 27, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
darkness covers
warmth of light-
sounds are final sight.
Haiku # 44350, July 26, 2009 3:38 pm ET
by monument
putrefying flesh
wrinkles and varicose veins
balls-deep in the rot
Haiku # 44349, July 26, 2009 4:06 am ET
by septic funeral
silent breath of air
unknowingly observed by nature-
changed by observation.
Haiku # 44348, July 25, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by monument
cloud line moving
darkness gathering, too late-
for the sun
Haiku # 44347, July 24, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by monument
seagulls a flight
jet trails and
small birds high flying.
Haiku # 44346, July 24, 2009 8:18 pm ET
by monument
approaching sixty
wild acceleration
blind dead end ahead

Haiku # 44345, July 24, 2009 11:00 am ET
by mellie
with advancing years
feeling sorry for myself
instead of others
Haiku # 44344, July 21, 2009 7:39 am ET
by ash
through layers of fat
and cries of pain i have reached
her moist pink center
Haiku # 44343, July 21, 2009 3:21 am ET
by septic funeral
should've known what's inside.
when I bit the age old fruit.
Rotten to the core.
Haiku # 44342, July 20, 2009 10:09 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
calm down elio,
don't get all teario,
i won't say cheerio,
please come heerio,
i just want you neario.
ey, ey, ey, elio.
Haiku # 44341, July 20, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by Rachel of norwich
through the door she goes,
as her breath escapes his lips,
like thorns on a rose
Haiku # 44340, July 20, 2009 9:42 am ET
by elio
archeologists
shall soon unearth your hard drive
ancient archived porn
Haiku # 44339, July 19, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by vince
don't hold me back this
is my own hell christ bait
slug bait rising bring you down
Haiku # 44338, July 19, 2009 3:12 am ET
by jk
marking of time again
not so particularly-
uncomplicated.
Haiku # 44337, July 18, 2009 8:43 pm ET
by graysky
the innocent birds
the critters, doing their thing
make life worth living
Haiku # 44336, July 18, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by bs
mulberry laden
furry fat bellied squirrels-
cardinals also.
Haiku # 44335, July 17, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by bluesky
trends breed groupthink and
nothing makes me more on guard
than recycle this
Haiku # 44334, July 17, 2009 9:38 am ET
by bs
don't fade quietly
even burned out stars shine bright
leave something behind
Haiku # 44333, July 16, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by vince
caressing your balls
while the tears stream down my face
choke me with your cock
Haiku # 44332, July 15, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by chelsea clinton
arrived before time
smattering about a few acorns-
coast guard festival.
Haiku # 44331, July 15, 2009 2:32 pm ET
by Bluesky
someone farts to a
symphony but is the whole
joke a big brain fart?
Haiku # 44330, July 15, 2009 12:05 am ET
by bs
Well Methane gas stinks
So as a self-expression
So will his farting
Haiku # 44329, July 14, 2009 3:59 am ET
by Farting in a flat
George is brown and green
he likes to get attention
and he likes to fart.
Haiku # 44328, July 13, 2009 2:22 pm ET
by Ben (age 8)
sometimes it's easy
to get caught up in the wild
storms of social sea
Haiku # 44327, July 12, 2009 11:02 am ET
by bs
what the hell was that?
a kick, punch, or a left jab.
the art of put-down.
doesn't work with sarcasim
or without some honest wit.
Haiku # 44326, July 11, 2009 2:02 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
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