Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

from the crib, a noise
eager child extends her arms
like an offering
Haiku # 44361, July 30, 2009 11:21 am ET
by vince of sunrise
I don't get haiku.
Why use artificial rules?
Off to write blank verse.
Haiku # 44360, July 30, 2009 10:10 am ET
by Tynam of UK
two old plant pots -
the silver key between,
left behind with care
Haiku # 44359, July 30, 2009 9:17 am ET
by elio
a road i never liked
then to find out-
it had been stoned.
Haiku # 44358, July 29, 2009 5:19 pm ET
by monument
Bad haiku I read
Like last nights fish in the sink
Wreaking scents abound.
Haiku # 44357, July 29, 2009 12:53 pm ET
by Bob Delsol
Long distance romance:
"Distance is unimportant."
"I can't hug that far."
Haiku # 44356, July 28, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by snail of nowhere near
The promised dog was
given away, back to me,
then taken again.
Haiku # 44355, July 28, 2009 2:56 pm ET
by snail
monumental motions
tug too and fro-
unexpected expectations.
Haiku # 44354, July 28, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by monument
wind and clouds
relentless,
crashing waves.
Haiku # 44353, July 28, 2009 12:44 pm ET
by monument
beak to the wind
yipping and yapping-
red flag on festival.
Haiku # 44352, July 28, 2009 12:41 pm ET
by monument
who to become like
avoiding life as one life of
apathy consumed
Haiku # 44351, July 27, 2009 11:01 am ET
by bs
darkness covers
warmth of light-
sounds are final sight.
Haiku # 44350, July 26, 2009 3:38 pm ET
by monument
putrefying flesh
wrinkles and varicose veins
balls-deep in the rot
Haiku # 44349, July 26, 2009 4:06 am ET
by septic funeral
silent breath of air
unknowingly observed by nature-
changed by observation.
Haiku # 44348, July 25, 2009 10:01 pm ET
by monument
cloud line moving
darkness gathering, too late-
for the sun
Haiku # 44347, July 24, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by monument
seagulls a flight
jet trails and
small birds high flying.
Haiku # 44346, July 24, 2009 8:18 pm ET
by monument
approaching sixty
wild acceleration
blind dead end ahead

Haiku # 44345, July 24, 2009 11:00 am ET
by mellie
with advancing years
feeling sorry for myself
instead of others
Haiku # 44344, July 21, 2009 7:39 am ET
by ash
through layers of fat
and cries of pain i have reached
her moist pink center
Haiku # 44343, July 21, 2009 3:21 am ET
by septic funeral
should've known what's inside.
when I bit the age old fruit.
Rotten to the core.
Haiku # 44342, July 20, 2009 10:09 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
calm down elio,
don't get all teario,
i won't say cheerio,
please come heerio,
i just want you neario.
ey, ey, ey, elio.
Haiku # 44341, July 20, 2009 1:43 pm ET
by Rachel of norwich
through the door she goes,
as her breath escapes his lips,
like thorns on a rose
Haiku # 44340, July 20, 2009 9:42 am ET
by elio
archeologists
shall soon unearth your hard drive
ancient archived porn
Haiku # 44339, July 19, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by vince
don't hold me back this
is my own hell christ bait
slug bait rising bring you down
Haiku # 44338, July 19, 2009 3:12 am ET
by jk
marking of time again
not so particularly-
uncomplicated.
Haiku # 44337, July 18, 2009 8:43 pm ET
by graysky
the innocent birds
the critters, doing their thing
make life worth living
Haiku # 44336, July 18, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by bs
mulberry laden
furry fat bellied squirrels-
cardinals also.
Haiku # 44335, July 17, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by bluesky
trends breed groupthink and
nothing makes me more on guard
than recycle this
Haiku # 44334, July 17, 2009 9:38 am ET
by bs
don't fade quietly
even burned out stars shine bright
leave something behind
Haiku # 44333, July 16, 2009 11:51 pm ET
by vince
caressing your balls
while the tears stream down my face
choke me with your cock
Haiku # 44332, July 15, 2009 11:09 pm ET
by chelsea clinton
arrived before time
smattering about a few acorns-
coast guard festival.
Haiku # 44331, July 15, 2009 2:32 pm ET
by Bluesky
someone farts to a
symphony but is the whole
joke a big brain fart?
Haiku # 44330, July 15, 2009 12:05 am ET
by bs
Well Methane gas stinks
So as a self-expression
So will his farting
Haiku # 44329, July 14, 2009 3:59 am ET
by Farting in a flat
George is brown and green
he likes to get attention
and he likes to fart.
Haiku # 44328, July 13, 2009 2:22 pm ET
by Ben (age 8)
sometimes it's easy
to get caught up in the wild
storms of social sea
Haiku # 44327, July 12, 2009 11:02 am ET
by bs
what the hell was that?
a kick, punch, or a left jab.
the art of put-down.
doesn't work with sarcasim
or without some honest wit.
Haiku # 44326, July 11, 2009 2:02 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
New age miricle
Your informative Haiku's
So Lucid and real

Well thank you so much
With your whit and your wisdom
My life has been changed

Do you ever read the crap you write?
Haiku # 44325, July 10, 2009 5:20 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku are simple
Often they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

(thank you Colin)
Haiku # 44324, July 9, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by FHunter of USA
i hate United
to them we are just cattle
i hope their planes crash
Haiku # 44323, July 8, 2009 6:40 pm ET
by merle
some people get a
desire for titles and
does it mean so much?
Haiku # 44322, July 8, 2009 10:47 am ET
by bs
I'm not sure where to
begin, if I can take the
first step, or can go
Haiku # 44321, July 8, 2009 10:38 am ET
by bs
in a future march
for equal rights and freedom
a green peace sign flares
Haiku # 44320, July 8, 2009 12:20 am ET
by tonick
Jokes about shits, farts
sounds funny for a short while.
Then, it gets real stale.
Haiku # 44319, July 7, 2009 11:14 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
poop has only one
syllable but it can have
so much said about

it.

(too much to fit into a haiku)
Haiku # 44318, July 6, 2009 9:01 pm ET
by nombre
the 4th of july
we celebrate with
accidental fires
Haiku # 44317, July 5, 2009 3:00 am ET
by plasticinsect
for once i'd like my
whopper to not fall apart
after the first bite
Haiku # 44316, July 4, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by buddha barf of fuck burger king
sushi chef warned me
some who tried monkfish liver
they never came back
Haiku # 44315, July 3, 2009 9:56 pm ET
by plasticinsect
I've six kinds of cheese
five of them still good to eat
one blue and fuzzy
Haiku # 44314, July 3, 2009 9:49 pm ET
by plasticinsect
tireless entropy
you turn clean into dirty
why dost thou mock me?
Haiku # 44313, July 3, 2009 9:47 pm ET
by plasticinsect
why do I write this?
I can answer in one word:
procrastination
Haiku # 44312, July 3, 2009 9:45 pm ET
by plasticinsect
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