Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
wife just delivered,
and the baby's an angle
she's just too acute.
Haiku # 44441 September 16, 2009 2:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
loud screams heralding
the coming of an angel
childbirth is painful.
Haiku # 44440 September 16, 2009 2:18 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
it's been quite a while
with nothing at all to say
until later, ciau
Haiku # 44439 September 16, 2009 1:16 am ET
by ash
I blow massive loads,
when teens scream at my scene band.
In my tight girl pants.
Haiku # 44438 September 14, 2009 12:09 am ET
by lalala987 of The Woods
work's end on friday
other people are leaving
why am I still here?
Haiku # 44437 September 11, 2009 8:21 pm ET
by plasticinsect
Is haiku a sphere
or is it more of a cube
Not a pyramid.
Haiku # 44436 September 9, 2009 11:13 am ET
by adam rosenberg of Brooklyn NY
Vince you're so funny
Your honesty makes me laugh
You have an old soul
Haiku # 44435 September 9, 2009 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
You can still be bad
and be really good also.
So bad, you are good.
Haiku # 44434 September 8, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
on lonely sundays
i rise up late, pour black brew
lie about my date
Haiku # 44433 September 8, 2009 10:56 am ET
by vince
let us not forget
what this website is about...
crap. (necessary)
Haiku # 44432 September 6, 2009 5:48 am ET
by BAD HAIKUIST
I have me a crush
He says he has a girlfriend
Five More Syllables
Haiku # 44431 September 6, 2009 5:45 am ET
by BAD HAIKUIST
type moar liek a tard
a/s/l'ing teh ladiez
yus, netspeak suxxors
Haiku # 44430 September 4, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by vince
Need to take a piss.
But work traps me in a rut.
Oh, this is torture!
Haiku # 44429 September 3, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Sam Adams once said,
"great joy, like grief, is silent."
my beer speaks the truth
Haiku # 44428 September 3, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by vince
soul empty aching
wilderness none dare venture
oh thou ~~ give me drink !
Haiku # 44427 September 2, 2009 3:40 pm ET
by robin of nestless
Vulnerability
in the presence of strangers
as they are with you
Haiku # 44426 September 2, 2009 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship
A lovers Lament
Haiku # 44425 September 2, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship Lovers Lament
Haiku # 44424 September 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
the breeze too cool
celestial cathedral
dying summer night

finding the bus stop
in silence, i thought i knew
she had things to say

stars darkened as much
no loving kiss at her door
only her good-bye

should have begged, but how
did she mean forever then
or it's just for now?
Haiku # 44423 September 1, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
"i'm sorry". me too.
"i'm just so confused". ditto.
"love you". ditto.
....................... squared.
Haiku # 44422 September 1, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by vince
"
Haiku # 44421 September 1, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
under volcano's
swirling molten colored ooze
my soul longs for ash
Haiku # 44420 September 1, 2009 3:12 am ET
by robin wings of agave hope
Fighting for control
I will my body to move
Dance dam you! Dance! Dance!!!
Haiku # 44419 August 29, 2009 7:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Fetus Haiku
:Alive? Yet not so
:Your death shall be my dinner
:Umbilical cord
Haiku # 44417 August 28, 2009 2:22 pm ET
by Alexander Mahterian of Sarasota FL
way down on the farm
further than decent really
underneath lanoline
Haiku # 44416 August 28, 2009 8:14 am ET
by ash
Myarms enfold her
Encircling her slim waist
We start to Tango

Her Cheek touching mine
Her chest moving against me
I can feel her breath

For these three minutes
This woman's given herself
Her trust is total

Interoperate sounds
Turn music into movement
Movement to magic
Haiku # 44415 August 28, 2009 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Dom and Ted are gone
withered and bloated they left
done in like yesterday
Haiku # 44414 August 27, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by mrbiggiesmalls
A book, so quiet
Thus the cat jumps up
Time for me not that
Haiku # 44413 August 27, 2009 1:59 am ET
by jadedog121212 of V.B., VA, USA
Absinthe manifest
Frenzied, then under arrest
A wormwood pyre
Haiku # 44412 August 26, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
Bestiality
Big pimpin' in the barnyard
Clock dollars, fuck ewes
Haiku # 44411 August 26, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by Lush
twist the antenna
fuzzy channels hiss and spit
soap en espanol
Haiku # 44410 August 25, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by vince
The rocks get scorching hot,
leaving blisters on my toe.
They show no mercy.
Haiku # 44409 August 21, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Back for more abuse,
to my eyes and to my ears.
I love Bad Haiku!
Haiku # 44408 August 21, 2009 2:15 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Obnoxious TV.
Showing stupid comercials.
Why do I still watch?
Haiku # 44407 August 21, 2009 2:13 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A contortionist.
Metal sticks to an old man.
Another can't freeze
They're all part of the human race.
But they are more than human.
Haiku # 44406 August 21, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet
Even I can't stand it for long.
My imperfection.
Haiku # 44405 August 21, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
damn page acting up!
cut my lousy poem to shred.
Is there a critic?
Haiku # 44404 August 21, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet.
Even I can
Haiku # 44403 August 21, 2009 1:51 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet.
Even I can
Haiku # 44402 August 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Tweaking on something
As they balance on high-heels.
Hustling for more.
Haiku # 44401 August 21, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
See those working girls
Hustling their priced products.
Skinny, disheveled.
Haiku # 44400 August 21, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
The darkest of nights
And something lurks under the stars.
Life knows no boundaries
Haiku # 44399 August 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
large pellets of rain,
fall past a street lamp at night -
water turns to flame
Haiku # 44398 August 20, 2009 7:02 am ET
by elio
life is death of life
I'm not afraid, not one bit
for myself that is
Haiku # 44397 August 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by wants to see them through
maybe i was wrong
in then, doing what I did
i can still make good
Haiku # 44396 August 19, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by my thoughts..your person
so that was goodbye
after all those emailed lies
glad your song turned out
Haiku # 44395 August 19, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by so sad about that
today is sunny
can I have your autograph
what will make me/u jump?
Haiku # 44394 August 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by the fan of pride and reality
He paid for my sins
without me asking what for
the next one's on me
Haiku # 44393 August 18, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by vince
easy, seductive
losing yourself in white noise
slip into the blur

wake up in a haze
same ugly reality
but with new teeth marks
Haiku # 44392 August 14, 2009 12:04 pm ET
by vince
a cheesy haiku
drops to the floor with a "THUD"
there is no third line
Haiku # 44390 August 13, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by Christopher Hicks of Michigan