Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

agree completely
but would add another step
RINSE, and then repeat
Haiku # 44444, September 16, 2009 11:27 pm ET
by fingerfood of sg
just can't stop at one
if at first you don't succeed
repeat as required
Haiku # 44443, September 16, 2009 8:04 pm ET
by ash
making them babies
sure beats making them come out
that's all i'm saying
Haiku # 44442, September 16, 2009 8:42 am ET
by ash
wife just delivered,
and the baby's an angle
she's just too acute.
Haiku # 44441, September 16, 2009 2:23 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
loud screams heralding
the coming of an angel
childbirth is painful.
Haiku # 44440, September 16, 2009 2:18 am ET
by fingerfood of sg
it's been quite a while
with nothing at all to say
until later, ciau
Haiku # 44439, September 16, 2009 1:16 am ET
by ash
I blow massive loads,
when teens scream at my scene band.
In my tight girl pants.
Haiku # 44438, September 14, 2009 12:09 am ET
by lalala987 of The Woods
work's end on friday
other people are leaving
why am I still here?
Haiku # 44437, September 11, 2009 8:21 pm ET
by plasticinsect
Is haiku a sphere
or is it more of a cube
Not a pyramid.
Haiku # 44436, September 9, 2009 11:13 am ET
by adam rosenberg of Brooklyn NY
Vince you're so funny
Your honesty makes me laugh
You have an old soul
Haiku # 44435, September 9, 2009 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
You can still be bad
and be really good also.
So bad, you are good.
Haiku # 44434, September 8, 2009 2:29 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
on lonely sundays
i rise up late, pour black brew
lie about my date
Haiku # 44433, September 8, 2009 10:56 am ET
by vince
let us not forget
what this website is about...
crap. (necessary)
Haiku # 44432, September 6, 2009 5:48 am ET
by BAD HAIKUIST
I have me a crush
He says he has a girlfriend
Five More Syllables
Haiku # 44431, September 6, 2009 5:45 am ET
by BAD HAIKUIST
type moar liek a tard
a/s/l'ing teh ladiez
yus, netspeak suxxors
Haiku # 44430, September 4, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by vince
Need to take a piss.
But work traps me in a rut.
Oh, this is torture!
Haiku # 44429, September 3, 2009 6:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Sam Adams once said,
"great joy, like grief, is silent."
my beer speaks the truth
Haiku # 44428, September 3, 2009 4:39 pm ET
by vince
soul empty aching
wilderness none dare venture
oh thou ~~ give me drink !
Haiku # 44427, September 2, 2009 3:40 pm ET
by robin of nestless
Vulnerability
in the presence of strangers
as they are with you
Haiku # 44426, September 2, 2009 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship
A lovers Lament
Haiku # 44425, September 2, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
None recognition
The dieing relationship Lovers Lament
Haiku # 44424, September 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by William Nippress
the breeze too cool
celestial cathedral
dying summer night

finding the bus stop
in silence, i thought i knew
she had things to say

stars darkened as much
no loving kiss at her door
only her good-bye

should have begged, but how
did she mean forever then
or it's just for now?
Haiku # 44423, September 1, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
"i'm sorry". me too.
"i'm just so confused". ditto.
"love you". ditto.
....................... squared.
Haiku # 44422, September 1, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by vince
"
Haiku # 44421, September 1, 2009 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
under volcano's
swirling molten colored ooze
my soul longs for ash
Haiku # 44420, September 1, 2009 3:12 am ET
by robin wings of agave hope
Fighting for control
I will my body to move
Dance dam you! Dance! Dance!!!
Haiku # 44419, August 29, 2009 7:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Fetus Haiku
:Alive? Yet not so
:Your death shall be my dinner
:Umbilical cord
Haiku # 44417, August 28, 2009 2:22 pm ET
by Alexander Mahterian of Sarasota FL
way down on the farm
further than decent really
underneath lanoline
Haiku # 44416, August 28, 2009 8:14 am ET
by ash
Myarms enfold her
Encircling her slim waist
We start to Tango

Her Cheek touching mine
Her chest moving against me
I can feel her breath

For these three minutes
This woman's given herself
Her trust is total

Interoperate sounds
Turn music into movement
Movement to magic
Haiku # 44415, August 28, 2009 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Dom and Ted are gone
withered and bloated they left
done in like yesterday
Haiku # 44414, August 27, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by mrbiggiesmalls
A book, so quiet
Thus the cat jumps up
Time for me not that
Haiku # 44413, August 27, 2009 1:59 am ET
by jadedog121212 of V.B., VA, USA
Absinthe manifest
Frenzied, then under arrest
A wormwood pyre
Haiku # 44412, August 26, 2009 11:15 pm ET
by Lush
Bestiality
Big pimpin' in the barnyard
Clock dollars, fuck ewes
Haiku # 44411, August 26, 2009 11:05 pm ET
by Lush
twist the antenna
fuzzy channels hiss and spit
soap en espanol
Haiku # 44410, August 25, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by vince
The rocks get scorching hot,
leaving blisters on my toe.
They show no mercy.
Haiku # 44409, August 21, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Back for more abuse,
to my eyes and to my ears.
I love Bad Haiku!
Haiku # 44408, August 21, 2009 2:15 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Obnoxious TV.
Showing stupid comercials.
Why do I still watch?
Haiku # 44407, August 21, 2009 2:13 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A contortionist.
Metal sticks to an old man.
Another can't freeze
They're all part of the human race.
But they are more than human.
Haiku # 44406, August 21, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet
Even I can't stand it for long.
My imperfection.
Haiku # 44405, August 21, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
damn page acting up!
cut my lousy poem to shred.
Is there a critic?
Haiku # 44404, August 21, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet.
Even I can
Haiku # 44403, August 21, 2009 1:51 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Oh, my smelly feet.
Even I can
Haiku # 44402, August 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Tweaking on something
As they balance on high-heels.
Hustling for more.
Haiku # 44401, August 21, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
See those working girls
Hustling their priced products.
Skinny, disheveled.
Haiku # 44400, August 21, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
The darkest of nights
And something lurks under the stars.
Life knows no boundaries
Haiku # 44399, August 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
large pellets of rain,
fall past a street lamp at night -
water turns to flame
Haiku # 44398, August 20, 2009 7:02 am ET
by elio
life is death of life
I'm not afraid, not one bit
for myself that is
Haiku # 44397, August 19, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by wants to see them through
maybe i was wrong
in then, doing what I did
i can still make good
Haiku # 44396, August 19, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by my thoughts..your person
so that was goodbye
after all those emailed lies
glad your song turned out
Haiku # 44395, August 19, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by so sad about that
today is sunny
can I have your autograph
what will make me/u jump?
Haiku # 44394, August 19, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by the fan of pride and reality
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