Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
so when a ken lay
lies rotting in his hell he
surely has his reward
Haiku # 43333 January 17, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by bs
the bully on the
playground sets the pattern for
his own life ahead
Haiku # 43332 January 17, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by bs
he has to rape your
christianity, beat it
dominate it, he's

the paragon of the
crowd of shit that populates
our worldly prisons
Haiku # 43330 January 17, 2009 12:21 pm ET
by bs
revenge fantasies
like this guy here with the ayn
rand thing, the sense of

being in control of
his own destiny, win lose
rather than the win win

someone has to take
the noose, the fall, but secret?
fuckers still unhappy
Haiku # 43329 January 17, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by bs
many provoke so
they can get a reaction
the slap on the head

of the kid in school
he hits back and they say "hey!"
"look what he did!!! hey!!!"

issues of power
issues of control, issues
of being top dog
Haiku # 43328 January 17, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by bs
it stands for "bullshit"
because so many here have
no regard for me so...

I feel down on me
Haiku # 43326 January 17, 2009 11:06 am ET
by bs
For Sammytha

Love can really hurt
Lift you up! And Break your heart!
Love is wonderful

I have been in love
I have watched others in love
Lost in each other

Love puts you at risk
Love is vulnerability
What you need is love
Haiku # 43325 January 17, 2009 6:28 am ET
by Tisme
the truth of life is
no one can understand you
forgive everyone
Haiku # 43324 January 17, 2009 4:59 am ET
by doug
The fact of life is
Un-Happiness Self Centered
Be Big to others
Haiku # 43323 January 17, 2009 4:53 am ET
by Big Sneeze
Cheerfulness is just
A face to cover up what I
Am really feeling inside

Will anyone ever know
Will anyone ever understand
Will anyone ever accept

The me that is hidden
The me that no one has ever
Tried to understand

The me that is wild
The me that is passionate
The me that is buried

The me that is always
Screaming out to be found by
That special someone
Haiku # 43322 January 16, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by Sammytha
If love's a disease,
give it to me fast and hard
until I'm queasy.
Haiku # 43321 January 16, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by uh...
let me breathe closer
i wear this love like a flu
hope this infects you
Haiku # 43320 January 16, 2009 10:32 am ET
by vince
BS is Black Sheep
A far from talented man
Can't you spot the diff?
Haiku # 43319 January 16, 2009 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is that what bs
stands for? I guess I need to
stop assuming things.
Haiku # 43318 January 16, 2009 4:21 am ET
by snail never thought of "blue sky" as a possibility
missing you Blue Sky
the one who is pure of heart
elevate this site
Haiku # 43317 January 16, 2009 3:55 am ET
by doug
Peanuts in your poop
I would eat them and then I
Would floss with your pubes
Haiku # 43316 January 15, 2009 1:51 pm ET
by moo of now that is true love
you enable that
by quoting some of his words
you sounded amused
Haiku # 43315 January 15, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by vince of answering your question
Why does your mind dwell
only on perverse things that
glorify your sin?
Haiku # 43314 January 15, 2009 4:16 am ET
by snail
Through experience
moo knows all about this incest
family ties son!
Haiku # 43313 January 14, 2009 4:11 am ET
by Love DAD
A glimpse, his mind wide
love, music, respect and time
my adoration...
Haiku # 43312 January 13, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Thank you NYT~
What about your butt?
I will be slow and gentle
Just like your father
Haiku # 43311 January 13, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by moo of too far man, too far
In a debate on
the "headship" issue, he was
just a bit extreme.
Haiku # 43310 January 13, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by snail does not plan to sell her soul
"virgin labia?"
You must be kidding, pervert.
I am not THAT pure!
Haiku # 43309 January 13, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by snail giggles
finally they see
what it is you say to see
and I do wonder
Haiku # 43308 January 12, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by if this is good or bad
pffffffffffffft
jump little peanut
get off the sac and whack dance
i see you got spunk
Haiku # 43307 January 12, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by sissy laughing..
Values won't deter
Your virgin labia from
Accepting my thrusts
Haiku # 43306 January 12, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by moo of pornographo religioso
comedy sources
every day I need to laugh
that is what I see


hee hee hee..xoxox
Haiku # 43305 January 12, 2009 2:40 pm ET
by sonny and cher..I got you babe..
cautious i say no..
give him your soul and serve him
girls are never free
Haiku # 43304 January 12, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by honestly..did you just ask that question?
Should I be cautious
that he wants me to submit
even my values?
Haiku # 43303 January 12, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by snail worries
Quick so say many
Christian values to destroy
Yet naught they offer
Haiku # 43302 January 12, 2009 3:47 am ET
by Peace
http://www.usdoj.gov
/criminal/cybercrime
/reporting.htm
Haiku # 43301 January 12, 2009 3:34 am ET
by Poet Anon.
essence of creme pie
surplus spit overriding
and my tummy growls...
Haiku # 43300 January 12, 2009 2:55 am ET
by I so desire to eat a crap load of fatty ass food MUWAH
And so I must begin my tale of woe
Of people who their fate they never sewed.
Of Russians who had lived their life complete
With orchards and with no one to compete.

It all starts when they come back from abroad.
No money did they have, their horse unshod.
And so they had to face an awful choice
One which an answer they would never voice.

To sell, or keep the question was then posed.
But in the shadows lurked a hope that rose.
A loan from some old aunt I hardly knew
To keep the sky from turning from its blue.

They gave their cash to people on the street
And so their waste in all things was replete
And once again were they to make their pick
And once again did they still end up sick.

And so to magic did the fam
Haiku # 43299 January 11, 2009 11:00 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku, but cherry orchard chaucered.
softly so snow falls
silently at rest it lies
quite though it is not
Haiku # 43298 January 11, 2009 6:23 pm ET
by Blue Sky
I can't believe they
killed my most loved character!
Death Note lost some charm.
Haiku # 43297 January 11, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail was watching it to see L
watched a video
two birds feathering on love
nests of true colors
Haiku # 43296 January 10, 2009 11:16 am ET
by aw... i m toucheddddddxoxo now dont do drugs
footprints and song notes
spilled flights of dancers in air
then we watched again
Haiku # 43295 January 10, 2009 10:52 am ET
by shoes
Sex lesson for moo

You're in for shock
You're used to five fingers a
Vagina has none
Haiku # 43294 January 10, 2009 10:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a comfortable seat
is a place to rest for most
some others become one
Haiku # 43293 January 9, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Blue Sky
The dove cannot fly
She landed on my doorstep
Her eyes just met mine
Haiku # 43292 January 9, 2009 1:21 am ET
by doug
quickly darting birds
why doesn't the wind chill them
in this freezing air
Haiku # 43291 January 8, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Blue Sky
http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/cybercrime/reporting.htm
Haiku # 43290 January 8, 2009 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Siam was liked well
in class with rainbows and moons
that is my reason
Haiku # 43289 January 7, 2009 11:35 pm ET
by and the only one
That is how violent
Your orgasm would be, snail
Not rape just pleasure
Haiku # 43288 January 7, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by moo of Is my charm working?
Are you some kind of
sick rape fetishist or do
you think I'd let you?
Haiku # 43287 January 7, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by snail wants no womb caving
sitting on the shelf
silently for many seasons
was only nothing
Haiku # 43286 January 7, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by Blue Sky
moving on at last!
pointer hovers over pics
right-click and delete
Haiku # 43285 January 7, 2009 10:52 am ET
by vince of 1st resolution: checked.
could've read my mind
and the weak..on knees says please
cause she's just too sick
Haiku # 43284 January 6, 2009 5:38 pm ET
by beaty is in the eye of the beholder
That sounds sexual
I would love to destroy you
Feel your womb cave in
Haiku # 43283 January 6, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by moo
Hedonism just
leads to misery. The strong
will destroy the meek.
Haiku # 43282 January 6, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by snail