Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

essence of creme pie
surplus spit overriding
and my tummy growls...
Haiku # 43300, January 12, 2009 2:55 am ET
by I so desire to eat a crap load of fatty ass food MUWAH
And so I must begin my tale of woe
Of people who their fate they never sewed.
Of Russians who had lived their life complete
With orchards and with no one to compete.

It all starts when they come back from abroad.
No money did they have, their horse unshod.
And so they had to face an awful choice
One which an answer they would never voice.

To sell, or keep the question was then posed.
But in the shadows lurked a hope that rose.
A loan from some old aunt I hardly knew
To keep the sky from turning from its blue.

They gave their cash to people on the street
And so their waste in all things was replete
And once again were they to make their pick
And once again did they still end up sick.

And so to magic did the fam
Haiku # 43299, January 11, 2009 11:00 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku, but cherry orchard chaucered.
softly so snow falls
silently at rest it lies
quite though it is not
Haiku # 43298, January 11, 2009 6:23 pm ET
by Blue Sky
I can't believe they
killed my most loved character!
Death Note lost some charm.
Haiku # 43297, January 11, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail was watching it to see L
watched a video
two birds feathering on love
nests of true colors
Haiku # 43296, January 10, 2009 11:16 am ET
by aw... i m toucheddddddxoxo now dont do drugs
footprints and song notes
spilled flights of dancers in air
then we watched again
Haiku # 43295, January 10, 2009 10:52 am ET
by shoes
Sex lesson for moo

You're in for shock
You're used to five fingers a
Vagina has none
Haiku # 43294, January 10, 2009 10:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a comfortable seat
is a place to rest for most
some others become one
Haiku # 43293, January 9, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Blue Sky
The dove cannot fly
She landed on my doorstep
Her eyes just met mine
Haiku # 43292, January 9, 2009 1:21 am ET
by doug
quickly darting birds
why doesn't the wind chill them
in this freezing air
Haiku # 43291, January 8, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Blue Sky
http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/cybercrime/reporting.htm
Haiku # 43290, January 8, 2009 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Siam was liked well
in class with rainbows and moons
that is my reason
Haiku # 43289, January 7, 2009 11:35 pm ET
by and the only one
That is how violent
Your orgasm would be, snail
Not rape just pleasure
Haiku # 43288, January 7, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by moo of Is my charm working?
Are you some kind of
sick rape fetishist or do
you think I'd let you?
Haiku # 43287, January 7, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by snail wants no womb caving
sitting on the shelf
silently for many seasons
was only nothing
Haiku # 43286, January 7, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by Blue Sky
moving on at last!
pointer hovers over pics
right-click and delete
Haiku # 43285, January 7, 2009 10:52 am ET
by vince of 1st resolution: checked.
could've read my mind
and the weak..on knees says please
cause she's just too sick
Haiku # 43284, January 6, 2009 5:38 pm ET
by beaty is in the eye of the beholder
That sounds sexual
I would love to destroy you
Feel your womb cave in
Haiku # 43283, January 6, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by moo
Hedonism just
leads to misery. The strong
will destroy the meek.
Haiku # 43282, January 6, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by snail
Whatever I do
Is right and true in the eyes
Of the soulless void
Haiku # 43281, January 6, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by moo of existence precedes essence, anyone? anyone?
I hope I can see
things I do wrong, make them right
it is taking so long...
Haiku # 43280, January 6, 2009 2:51 pm ET
by flitter.. flitter..oh..it is not but I wish it were
judgments are not true
resentments are self centered
change the mind today
Haiku # 43279, January 6, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by doug
even with ones eyes closed
all that is swims ceaselessly
silence is golden
Haiku # 43278, January 6, 2009 1:05 pm ET
by Blue Sky
We should stop fighting
And make sweet love by the fire
Your loins will quiver
Haiku # 43277, January 6, 2009 11:52 am ET
by moo of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach
shame has no meaning
when one remains emperor
with or without clothes
Haiku # 43276, January 6, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
Is there any place
where I can go to avoid
constant bickering?
Haiku # 43275, January 6, 2009 8:20 am ET
by snail screams
half full or empty
it could be explained as well
while you are living
Haiku # 43274, January 6, 2009 3:22 am ET
by I am dying
The reason for time
is something you can explain
when you are dying
Haiku # 43273, January 6, 2009 12:17 am ET
by Douglas of Tucson, AZ
I've nothing to say
but haiku is nothing but some
words on a five top
Haiku # 43272, January 5, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by bs
I am reminded
of a movie which made me laugh
called Mr. Woodcock
Haiku # 43271, January 5, 2009 5:25 pm ET
by Have you seen it?
I don't have Christ's
Outstanding marketing skills
But I try my best

Haiku # 43270, January 5, 2009 5:07 pm ET
by moo of sorry for boring you
jealousy is sad
you will never out sell his ass
but keep on trying
Haiku # 43269, January 5, 2009 5:02 pm ET
by Jesus killed platinum a long time ago
well, I'm bored with you
so..destroy away ol' moo Christians are singing
Haiku # 43268, January 5, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by TFF..
I do not get bored
Destroying Christian values
Is a full-time job
Haiku # 43267, January 5, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by moo
all the lonely peepps
certainly they must stand alone
and there are a bunch
Haiku # 43266, January 5, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by like grapes. moo is a grape
tell me then ol' moo
what is it that it is you..
do when you ..get bored
Haiku # 43265, January 5, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by or lonely..
If you are lonely
And need to be reassured
Go to church and kneel
Haiku # 43264, January 5, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
lone warrior
stands out in the field of wheat
waiting for harvest
Haiku # 43263, January 5, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by if youre alone and Im alone..oes that mean we re still alone?
Now what pack is that?
In the war of man against
Man, I stand alone
Haiku # 43262, January 5, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by moo
the shortest distance
between two points is what moo?
it is a straight line
Haiku # 43261, January 5, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by here your mind wanders..I bring it back to the literal people you call sheep.. the distance they travel
yet turn around moo
there a many more like you
running with the pack
Haiku # 43260, January 5, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by make your mark... what good are you
How can I hate sheep?
They're benign, stupid creatures
Who all think alike
Haiku # 43259, January 5, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by moo of if they think at all
ROTFLMAO...
thank you very much
your tolerance is welcome
your balance needs it
Haiku # 43258, January 5, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by Tell your kids Santa is themagic of CHristmas..itsthat simple but head
so moo wants to whip
//hates biblical believers
in the name of what??
Haiku # 43257, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo???? moo who???.OH. poo
I tolerate you
Just like children who believe
In gifts from Santa
Haiku # 43256, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo of literal thinking=lazy
believe literal...
some do and I have no reason
to mock their ideals
Haiku # 43255, January 5, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by as you seem to feel the need to..but why
The "book's" a moral
Parable, not literal
Truth, you poor lemmings
Haiku # 43254, January 5, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by moo
me thinks you missed "it"
so try and sing with me..k?
we're not that far yet...
Haiku # 43253, January 5, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by maybe never..ego..HAHAHAHA
many people have..
trying to discount the "book"
see the irony??
Haiku # 43252, January 5, 2009 2:42 pm ET
by what was the purpose of writing it..
All the evil that's
Been done in his name, we should
Crucify him twice
Haiku # 43251, January 5, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by moo of what an ego
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