Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

quickly darting birds
why doesn't the wind chill them
in this freezing air
Haiku # 43291, January 8, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Blue Sky
http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/cybercrime/reporting.htm
Haiku # 43290, January 8, 2009 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Siam was liked well
in class with rainbows and moons
that is my reason
Haiku # 43289, January 7, 2009 11:35 pm ET
by and the only one
That is how violent
Your orgasm would be, snail
Not rape just pleasure
Haiku # 43288, January 7, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by moo of Is my charm working?
Are you some kind of
sick rape fetishist or do
you think I'd let you?
Haiku # 43287, January 7, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by snail wants no womb caving
sitting on the shelf
silently for many seasons
was only nothing
Haiku # 43286, January 7, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by Blue Sky
moving on at last!
pointer hovers over pics
right-click and delete
Haiku # 43285, January 7, 2009 10:52 am ET
by vince of 1st resolution: checked.
could've read my mind
and the weak..on knees says please
cause she's just too sick
Haiku # 43284, January 6, 2009 5:38 pm ET
by beaty is in the eye of the beholder
That sounds sexual
I would love to destroy you
Feel your womb cave in
Haiku # 43283, January 6, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by moo
Hedonism just
leads to misery. The strong
will destroy the meek.
Haiku # 43282, January 6, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by snail
Whatever I do
Is right and true in the eyes
Of the soulless void
Haiku # 43281, January 6, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by moo of existence precedes essence, anyone? anyone?
I hope I can see
things I do wrong, make them right
it is taking so long...
Haiku # 43280, January 6, 2009 2:51 pm ET
by flitter.. flitter..oh..it is not but I wish it were
judgments are not true
resentments are self centered
change the mind today
Haiku # 43279, January 6, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by doug
even with ones eyes closed
all that is swims ceaselessly
silence is golden
Haiku # 43278, January 6, 2009 1:05 pm ET
by Blue Sky
We should stop fighting
And make sweet love by the fire
Your loins will quiver
Haiku # 43277, January 6, 2009 11:52 am ET
by moo of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach
shame has no meaning
when one remains emperor
with or without clothes
Haiku # 43276, January 6, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
Is there any place
where I can go to avoid
constant bickering?
Haiku # 43275, January 6, 2009 8:20 am ET
by snail screams
half full or empty
it could be explained as well
while you are living
Haiku # 43274, January 6, 2009 3:22 am ET
by I am dying
The reason for time
is something you can explain
when you are dying
Haiku # 43273, January 6, 2009 12:17 am ET
by Douglas of Tucson, AZ
I've nothing to say
but haiku is nothing but some
words on a five top
Haiku # 43272, January 5, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by bs
I am reminded
of a movie which made me laugh
called Mr. Woodcock
Haiku # 43271, January 5, 2009 5:25 pm ET
by Have you seen it?
I don't have Christ's
Outstanding marketing skills
But I try my best

Haiku # 43270, January 5, 2009 5:07 pm ET
by moo of sorry for boring you
jealousy is sad
you will never out sell his ass
but keep on trying
Haiku # 43269, January 5, 2009 5:02 pm ET
by Jesus killed platinum a long time ago
well, I'm bored with you
so..destroy away ol' moo Christians are singing
Haiku # 43268, January 5, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by TFF..
I do not get bored
Destroying Christian values
Is a full-time job
Haiku # 43267, January 5, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by moo
all the lonely peepps
certainly they must stand alone
and there are a bunch
Haiku # 43266, January 5, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by like grapes. moo is a grape
tell me then ol' moo
what is it that it is you..
do when you ..get bored
Haiku # 43265, January 5, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by or lonely..
If you are lonely
And need to be reassured
Go to church and kneel
Haiku # 43264, January 5, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
lone warrior
stands out in the field of wheat
waiting for harvest
Haiku # 43263, January 5, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by if youre alone and Im alone..oes that mean we re still alone?
Now what pack is that?
In the war of man against
Man, I stand alone
Haiku # 43262, January 5, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by moo
the shortest distance
between two points is what moo?
it is a straight line
Haiku # 43261, January 5, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by here your mind wanders..I bring it back to the literal people you call sheep.. the distance they travel
yet turn around moo
there a many more like you
running with the pack
Haiku # 43260, January 5, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by make your mark... what good are you
How can I hate sheep?
They're benign, stupid creatures
Who all think alike
Haiku # 43259, January 5, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by moo of if they think at all
ROTFLMAO...
thank you very much
your tolerance is welcome
your balance needs it
Haiku # 43258, January 5, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by Tell your kids Santa is themagic of CHristmas..itsthat simple but head
so moo wants to whip
//hates biblical believers
in the name of what??
Haiku # 43257, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo???? moo who???.OH. poo
I tolerate you
Just like children who believe
In gifts from Santa
Haiku # 43256, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo of literal thinking=lazy
believe literal...
some do and I have no reason
to mock their ideals
Haiku # 43255, January 5, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by as you seem to feel the need to..but why
The "book's" a moral
Parable, not literal
Truth, you poor lemmings
Haiku # 43254, January 5, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by moo
me thinks you missed "it"
so try and sing with me..k?
we're not that far yet...
Haiku # 43253, January 5, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by maybe never..ego..HAHAHAHA
many people have..
trying to discount the "book"
see the irony??
Haiku # 43252, January 5, 2009 2:42 pm ET
by what was the purpose of writing it..
All the evil that's
Been done in his name, we should
Crucify him twice
Haiku # 43251, January 5, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by moo of what an ego
dying on a cross
and a better way to live
that being a dog
Haiku # 43250, January 5, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by 43248 translated per web
who said it was closed?
so you wished you whipped this man
and so because why??
Haiku # 43249, January 5, 2009 2:34 pm ET
by come on moo..i just have noreason to wish violence upon a dead man who gave hope to gazillions of peeps..kind a like rock stars
morendo su una traversa
e un migliore senso vivere
che essendo un cane
Haiku # 43248, January 5, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by critico
Open your mind, please
A man who preaches goodness
Is merely a man
Haiku # 43247, January 5, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by moo
he is conflicted
about a lot of things, that is
why he lashes out...
Haiku # 43246, January 5, 2009 2:20 pm ET
by bs
what''de he do to you??
rape your mom steal your fortune
oh he left blessing
Haiku # 43245, January 5, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by thats just horrible
it means that you think
about him enough to wish
those very bad things
Haiku # 43244, January 5, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by he was pretty famous then eh..
Of course he was real
Just like Jim Jones was real but
That don't mean a thing
Haiku # 43243, January 5, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by moo
the sum of all things
good, evil, love, hate, blues.. reds
cofee with Einstein
Haiku # 43242, January 5, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by movie day
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >