Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

yet turn around moo
there a many more like you
running with the pack
Haiku # 43260, January 5, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by make your mark... what good are you
How can I hate sheep?
They're benign, stupid creatures
Who all think alike
Haiku # 43259, January 5, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by moo of if they think at all
ROTFLMAO...
thank you very much
your tolerance is welcome
your balance needs it
Haiku # 43258, January 5, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by Tell your kids Santa is themagic of CHristmas..itsthat simple but head
so moo wants to whip
//hates biblical believers
in the name of what??
Haiku # 43257, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo???? moo who???.OH. poo
I tolerate you
Just like children who believe
In gifts from Santa
Haiku # 43256, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo of literal thinking=lazy
believe literal...
some do and I have no reason
to mock their ideals
Haiku # 43255, January 5, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by as you seem to feel the need to..but why
The "book's" a moral
Parable, not literal
Truth, you poor lemmings
Haiku # 43254, January 5, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by moo
me thinks you missed "it"
so try and sing with me..k?
we're not that far yet...
Haiku # 43253, January 5, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by maybe never..ego..HAHAHAHA
many people have..
trying to discount the "book"
see the irony??
Haiku # 43252, January 5, 2009 2:42 pm ET
by what was the purpose of writing it..
All the evil that's
Been done in his name, we should
Crucify him twice
Haiku # 43251, January 5, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by moo of what an ego
dying on a cross
and a better way to live
that being a dog
Haiku # 43250, January 5, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by 43248 translated per web
who said it was closed?
so you wished you whipped this man
and so because why??
Haiku # 43249, January 5, 2009 2:34 pm ET
by come on moo..i just have noreason to wish violence upon a dead man who gave hope to gazillions of peeps..kind a like rock stars
morendo su una traversa
e un migliore senso vivere
che essendo un cane
Haiku # 43248, January 5, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by critico
Open your mind, please
A man who preaches goodness
Is merely a man
Haiku # 43247, January 5, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by moo
he is conflicted
about a lot of things, that is
why he lashes out...
Haiku # 43246, January 5, 2009 2:20 pm ET
by bs
what''de he do to you??
rape your mom steal your fortune
oh he left blessing
Haiku # 43245, January 5, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by thats just horrible
it means that you think
about him enough to wish
those very bad things
Haiku # 43244, January 5, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by he was pretty famous then eh..
Of course he was real
Just like Jim Jones was real but
That don't mean a thing
Haiku # 43243, January 5, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by moo
the sum of all things
good, evil, love, hate, blues.. reds
cofee with Einstein
Haiku # 43242, January 5, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by movie day
it says: moo believes
Jesus was real..in moo's world
moos world moos world.. HA
Haiku # 43241, January 5, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by thats all folks
I wish I was there
To whip Jesus as he bore
The weight of the cross
Haiku # 43240, January 5, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by moo
ah, I have to leave
soon, because some people need
to get a life and...

the will to power
just says to me, go fuck off
i own a big boat
Haiku # 43239, January 5, 2009 12:58 pm ET
by bs
window sun streaming
walking through the rain music
winters simple life
Haiku # 43238, January 5, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by Blue Sky
I hate her as well
I cannot stand women who
Are smarter than me
Haiku # 43237, January 5, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by moo
Ayn Rand is the bane
of my existence. I hate
her philosophy.
Haiku # 43236, January 5, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by snail says Rand is evil
I'm sorry if my
Will to power offends you
It cannot be helped
Haiku # 43235, January 5, 2009 11:42 am ET
by moo
the four of coins does
suggest the miser but lust
is greed with a dick...
Haiku # 43234, January 5, 2009 11:14 am ET
by bs
the battle between
community and the self
is a long term war

all I get from that
angry guy is read some ayn
rand and check it out...
Haiku # 43233, January 5, 2009 11:12 am ET
by bs
you're so right of course
many things may change somewhat
except that grandma
Haiku # 43232, January 5, 2009 6:48 am ET
by ash
don't bother running
let happiness do the work
why get sad *and* tired
Haiku # 43231, January 5, 2009 6:47 am ET
by ash
so I just watched snails
and all about their love dots
they are both sexes!!
Haiku # 43230, January 5, 2009 2:39 am ET
by animal planet comics HAHAHA
The harder I strain
to create satisfaction
the further it flees.

The effort of the
pursuit steals the very thing
I am pursuing.
Haiku # 43229, January 5, 2009 1:46 am ET
by snail says to click here
and you my dear sir
are mine, soul, body and ear
we shall enjoy this
Haiku # 43228, January 5, 2009 1:23 am ET
by bs
um...ok...
Haiku # 43227, January 5, 2009 1:17 am ET
by bs
bewildered and he
wonders, why do they buy such
into illusions

read the fucking book by rick warren ok...
Haiku # 43226, January 5, 2009 1:10 am ET
by bs
For looks or money
Doesn't matter either way
You are mine for now
Haiku # 43225, January 4, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by moo
let the jokes fly and
let the pigs be in a poke
henry miller lives!
Haiku # 43224, January 4, 2009 3:50 pm ET
by bsd
It's a brand new year
But what has not changed is
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 43223, January 4, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Earthly Possessions
gate is latched forever more
Craigslist is open
Haiku # 43222, January 4, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by Blue Sky
occurrance of it
interactive thank you
under narration
Haiku # 43221, January 4, 2009 12:22 am ET
by corruption
With so much music
in the world, I want to live
to hear all of it.
Haiku # 43220, January 3, 2009 10:17 pm ET
by snail
piece of dookie, and
another haiku about
dookie and the jets

they keep competing
over dookie, killing each
other over crap...

passive aggresive
coup de tat, any way to get
more and more dookie
Haiku # 43219, January 3, 2009 7:38 pm ET
by bs
if that stuff is true
then you're just a piece of shit
and I'm not impressed
Haiku # 43218, January 3, 2009 2:57 pm ET
by ughhh888y uhyhuf otal let down dude
I chanced to look up
it was early but still late
mostly gone the sun
Haiku # 43217, January 3, 2009 2:21 pm ET
by Blue Sky
echoes of the past
and it's all like kraftwerk to
me, cheesy robots
Haiku # 43216, January 3, 2009 1:18 pm ET
by bs
For diversity,
I experimented with
the music you linked.
Haiku # 43215, January 3, 2009 4:37 am ET
by snail likes to discover new styles
a sweet noise indeed
one cd I really want
some core grime movement
Haiku # 43214, January 3, 2009 2:29 am ET
by Give it all away
heart in the sea life
i swear I saw a turtle poop
in the beginning
Haiku # 43213, January 3, 2009 2:15 am ET
by sounds like and as I watched
renege on old ways
the future is calling out
whatever you choose
Haiku # 43212, January 3, 2009 2:03 am ET
by ash
I love this music
and open myself to take
in more of the sound.
Haiku # 43211, January 2, 2009 9:16 pm ET
by snail says to click here
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