Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
could've read my mind
and the weak..on knees says please
cause she's just too sick
Haiku # 43284 January 6, 2009 5:38 pm ET
by beaty is in the eye of the beholder
That sounds sexual
I would love to destroy you
Feel your womb cave in
Haiku # 43283 January 6, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by moo
Hedonism just
leads to misery. The strong
will destroy the meek.
Haiku # 43282 January 6, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by snail
Whatever I do
Is right and true in the eyes
Of the soulless void
Haiku # 43281 January 6, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by moo of existence precedes essence, anyone? anyone?
I hope I can see
things I do wrong, make them right
it is taking so long...
Haiku # 43280 January 6, 2009 2:51 pm ET
by flitter.. flitter..oh..it is not but I wish it were
judgments are not true
resentments are self centered
change the mind today
Haiku # 43279 January 6, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by doug
even with ones eyes closed
all that is swims ceaselessly
silence is golden
Haiku # 43278 January 6, 2009 1:05 pm ET
by Blue Sky
We should stop fighting
And make sweet love by the fire
Your loins will quiver
Haiku # 43277 January 6, 2009 11:52 am ET
by moo of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach
shame has no meaning
when one remains emperor
with or without clothes
Haiku # 43276 January 6, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
Is there any place
where I can go to avoid
constant bickering?
Haiku # 43275 January 6, 2009 8:20 am ET
by snail screams
half full or empty
it could be explained as well
while you are living
Haiku # 43274 January 6, 2009 3:22 am ET
by I am dying
The reason for time
is something you can explain
when you are dying
Haiku # 43273 January 6, 2009 12:17 am ET
by Douglas of Tucson, AZ
I've nothing to say
but haiku is nothing but some
words on a five top
Haiku # 43272 January 5, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by bs
I am reminded
of a movie which made me laugh
called Mr. Woodcock
Haiku # 43271 January 5, 2009 5:25 pm ET
by Have you seen it?
I don't have Christ's
Outstanding marketing skills
But I try my best

Haiku # 43270 January 5, 2009 5:07 pm ET
by moo of sorry for boring you
jealousy is sad
you will never out sell his ass
but keep on trying
Haiku # 43269 January 5, 2009 5:02 pm ET
by Jesus killed platinum a long time ago
well, I'm bored with you
so..destroy away ol' moo Christians are singing
Haiku # 43268 January 5, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by TFF..
I do not get bored
Destroying Christian values
Is a full-time job
Haiku # 43267 January 5, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by moo
all the lonely peepps
certainly they must stand alone
and there are a bunch
Haiku # 43266 January 5, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by like grapes. moo is a grape
tell me then ol' moo
what is it that it is you..
do when you ..get bored
Haiku # 43265 January 5, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by or lonely..
If you are lonely
And need to be reassured
Go to church and kneel
Haiku # 43264 January 5, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
lone warrior
stands out in the field of wheat
waiting for harvest
Haiku # 43263 January 5, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by if youre alone and Im alone..oes that mean we re still alone?
Now what pack is that?
In the war of man against
Man, I stand alone
Haiku # 43262 January 5, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by moo
the shortest distance
between two points is what moo?
it is a straight line
Haiku # 43261 January 5, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by here your mind wanders..I bring it back to the literal people you call sheep.. the distance they travel
yet turn around moo
there a many more like you
running with the pack
Haiku # 43260 January 5, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by make your mark... what good are you
How can I hate sheep?
They're benign, stupid creatures
Who all think alike
Haiku # 43259 January 5, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by moo of if they think at all
ROTFLMAO...
thank you very much
your tolerance is welcome
your balance needs it
Haiku # 43258 January 5, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by Tell your kids Santa is themagic of CHristmas..itsthat simple but head
so moo wants to whip
//hates biblical believers
in the name of what??
Haiku # 43257 January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo???? moo who???.OH. poo
I tolerate you
Just like children who believe
In gifts from Santa
Haiku # 43256 January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo of literal thinking=lazy
believe literal...
some do and I have no reason
to mock their ideals
Haiku # 43255 January 5, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by as you seem to feel the need to..but why
The "book's" a moral
Parable, not literal
Truth, you poor lemmings
Haiku # 43254 January 5, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by moo
me thinks you missed "it"
so try and sing with me..k?
we're not that far yet...
Haiku # 43253 January 5, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by maybe never..ego..HAHAHAHA
many people have..
trying to discount the "book"
see the irony??
Haiku # 43252 January 5, 2009 2:42 pm ET
by what was the purpose of writing it..
All the evil that's
Been done in his name, we should
Crucify him twice
Haiku # 43251 January 5, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by moo of what an ego
dying on a cross
and a better way to live
that being a dog
Haiku # 43250 January 5, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by 43248 translated per web
who said it was closed?
so you wished you whipped this man
and so because why??
Haiku # 43249 January 5, 2009 2:34 pm ET
by come on moo..i just have noreason to wish violence upon a dead man who gave hope to gazillions of peeps..kind a like rock stars
morendo su una traversa
e un migliore senso vivere
che essendo un cane
Haiku # 43248 January 5, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by critico
Open your mind, please
A man who preaches goodness
Is merely a man
Haiku # 43247 January 5, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by moo
he is conflicted
about a lot of things, that is
why he lashes out...
Haiku # 43246 January 5, 2009 2:20 pm ET
by bs
what''de he do to you??
rape your mom steal your fortune
oh he left blessing
Haiku # 43245 January 5, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by thats just horrible
it means that you think
about him enough to wish
those very bad things
Haiku # 43244 January 5, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by he was pretty famous then eh..
Of course he was real
Just like Jim Jones was real but
That don't mean a thing
Haiku # 43243 January 5, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by moo
the sum of all things
good, evil, love, hate, blues.. reds
cofee with Einstein
Haiku # 43242 January 5, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by movie day
it says: moo believes
Jesus was real..in moo's world
moos world moos world.. HA
Haiku # 43241 January 5, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by thats all folks
I wish I was there
To whip Jesus as he bore
The weight of the cross
Haiku # 43240 January 5, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by moo
ah, I have to leave
soon, because some people need
to get a life and...

the will to power
just says to me, go fuck off
i own a big boat
Haiku # 43239 January 5, 2009 12:58 pm ET
by bs
window sun streaming
walking through the rain music
winters simple life
Haiku # 43238 January 5, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by Blue Sky
I hate her as well
I cannot stand women who
Are smarter than me
Haiku # 43237 January 5, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by moo
Ayn Rand is the bane
of my existence. I hate
her philosophy.
Haiku # 43236 January 5, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by snail says Rand is evil
I'm sorry if my
Will to power offends you
It cannot be helped
Haiku # 43235 January 5, 2009 11:42 am ET
by moo