Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

half full or empty
it could be explained as well
while you are living
Haiku # 43274, January 6, 2009 3:22 am ET
by I am dying
The reason for time
is something you can explain
when you are dying
Haiku # 43273, January 6, 2009 12:17 am ET
by Douglas of Tucson, AZ
I've nothing to say
but haiku is nothing but some
words on a five top
Haiku # 43272, January 5, 2009 6:18 pm ET
by bs
I am reminded
of a movie which made me laugh
called Mr. Woodcock
Haiku # 43271, January 5, 2009 5:25 pm ET
by Have you seen it?
I don't have Christ's
Outstanding marketing skills
But I try my best

Haiku # 43270, January 5, 2009 5:07 pm ET
by moo of sorry for boring you
jealousy is sad
you will never out sell his ass
but keep on trying
Haiku # 43269, January 5, 2009 5:02 pm ET
by Jesus killed platinum a long time ago
well, I'm bored with you
so..destroy away ol' moo Christians are singing
Haiku # 43268, January 5, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by TFF..
I do not get bored
Destroying Christian values
Is a full-time job
Haiku # 43267, January 5, 2009 4:42 pm ET
by moo
all the lonely peepps
certainly they must stand alone
and there are a bunch
Haiku # 43266, January 5, 2009 4:30 pm ET
by like grapes. moo is a grape
tell me then ol' moo
what is it that it is you..
do when you ..get bored
Haiku # 43265, January 5, 2009 4:28 pm ET
by or lonely..
If you are lonely
And need to be reassured
Go to church and kneel
Haiku # 43264, January 5, 2009 4:24 pm ET
by moo
lone warrior
stands out in the field of wheat
waiting for harvest
Haiku # 43263, January 5, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by if youre alone and Im alone..oes that mean we re still alone?
Now what pack is that?
In the war of man against
Man, I stand alone
Haiku # 43262, January 5, 2009 3:25 pm ET
by moo
the shortest distance
between two points is what moo?
it is a straight line
Haiku # 43261, January 5, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by here your mind wanders..I bring it back to the literal people you call sheep.. the distance they travel
yet turn around moo
there a many more like you
running with the pack
Haiku # 43260, January 5, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by make your mark... what good are you
How can I hate sheep?
They're benign, stupid creatures
Who all think alike
Haiku # 43259, January 5, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by moo of if they think at all
ROTFLMAO...
thank you very much
your tolerance is welcome
your balance needs it
Haiku # 43258, January 5, 2009 3:00 pm ET
by Tell your kids Santa is themagic of CHristmas..itsthat simple but head
so moo wants to whip
//hates biblical believers
in the name of what??
Haiku # 43257, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo???? moo who???.OH. poo
I tolerate you
Just like children who believe
In gifts from Santa
Haiku # 43256, January 5, 2009 2:55 pm ET
by moo of literal thinking=lazy
believe literal...
some do and I have no reason
to mock their ideals
Haiku # 43255, January 5, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by as you seem to feel the need to..but why
The "book's" a moral
Parable, not literal
Truth, you poor lemmings
Haiku # 43254, January 5, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by moo
me thinks you missed "it"
so try and sing with me..k?
we're not that far yet...
Haiku # 43253, January 5, 2009 2:43 pm ET
by maybe never..ego..HAHAHAHA
many people have..
trying to discount the "book"
see the irony??
Haiku # 43252, January 5, 2009 2:42 pm ET
by what was the purpose of writing it..
All the evil that's
Been done in his name, we should
Crucify him twice
Haiku # 43251, January 5, 2009 2:39 pm ET
by moo of what an ego
dying on a cross
and a better way to live
that being a dog
Haiku # 43250, January 5, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by 43248 translated per web
who said it was closed?
so you wished you whipped this man
and so because why??
Haiku # 43249, January 5, 2009 2:34 pm ET
by come on moo..i just have noreason to wish violence upon a dead man who gave hope to gazillions of peeps..kind a like rock stars
morendo su una traversa
e un migliore senso vivere
che essendo un cane
Haiku # 43248, January 5, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by critico
Open your mind, please
A man who preaches goodness
Is merely a man
Haiku # 43247, January 5, 2009 2:30 pm ET
by moo
he is conflicted
about a lot of things, that is
why he lashes out...
Haiku # 43246, January 5, 2009 2:20 pm ET
by bs
what''de he do to you??
rape your mom steal your fortune
oh he left blessing
Haiku # 43245, January 5, 2009 2:14 pm ET
by thats just horrible
it means that you think
about him enough to wish
those very bad things
Haiku # 43244, January 5, 2009 2:12 pm ET
by he was pretty famous then eh..
Of course he was real
Just like Jim Jones was real but
That don't mean a thing
Haiku # 43243, January 5, 2009 1:59 pm ET
by moo
the sum of all things
good, evil, love, hate, blues.. reds
cofee with Einstein
Haiku # 43242, January 5, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by movie day
it says: moo believes
Jesus was real..in moo's world
moos world moos world.. HA
Haiku # 43241, January 5, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by thats all folks
I wish I was there
To whip Jesus as he bore
The weight of the cross
Haiku # 43240, January 5, 2009 1:07 pm ET
by moo
ah, I have to leave
soon, because some people need
to get a life and...

the will to power
just says to me, go fuck off
i own a big boat
Haiku # 43239, January 5, 2009 12:58 pm ET
by bs
window sun streaming
walking through the rain music
winters simple life
Haiku # 43238, January 5, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by Blue Sky
I hate her as well
I cannot stand women who
Are smarter than me
Haiku # 43237, January 5, 2009 12:46 pm ET
by moo
Ayn Rand is the bane
of my existence. I hate
her philosophy.
Haiku # 43236, January 5, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by snail says Rand is evil
I'm sorry if my
Will to power offends you
It cannot be helped
Haiku # 43235, January 5, 2009 11:42 am ET
by moo
the four of coins does
suggest the miser but lust
is greed with a dick...
Haiku # 43234, January 5, 2009 11:14 am ET
by bs
the battle between
community and the self
is a long term war

all I get from that
angry guy is read some ayn
rand and check it out...
Haiku # 43233, January 5, 2009 11:12 am ET
by bs
you're so right of course
many things may change somewhat
except that grandma
Haiku # 43232, January 5, 2009 6:48 am ET
by ash
don't bother running
let happiness do the work
why get sad *and* tired
Haiku # 43231, January 5, 2009 6:47 am ET
by ash
so I just watched snails
and all about their love dots
they are both sexes!!
Haiku # 43230, January 5, 2009 2:39 am ET
by animal planet comics HAHAHA
The harder I strain
to create satisfaction
the further it flees.

The effort of the
pursuit steals the very thing
I am pursuing.
Haiku # 43229, January 5, 2009 1:46 am ET
by snail says to click here
and you my dear sir
are mine, soul, body and ear
we shall enjoy this
Haiku # 43228, January 5, 2009 1:23 am ET
by bs
um...ok...
Haiku # 43227, January 5, 2009 1:17 am ET
by bs
bewildered and he
wonders, why do they buy such
into illusions

read the fucking book by rick warren ok...
Haiku # 43226, January 5, 2009 1:10 am ET
by bs
For looks or money
Doesn't matter either way
You are mine for now
Haiku # 43225, January 4, 2009 4:32 pm ET
by moo
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