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27 Years, 319 Days and 77290 Haiku later...

the truth of life is
no one can understand you
forgive everyone
Haiku # 43324, January 17, 2009 4:59 am ET
by doug
The fact of life is
Un-Happiness Self Centered
Be Big to others
Haiku # 43323, January 17, 2009 4:53 am ET
by Big Sneeze
Cheerfulness is just
A face to cover up what I
Am really feeling inside

Will anyone ever know
Will anyone ever understand
Will anyone ever accept

The me that is hidden
The me that no one has ever
Tried to understand

The me that is wild
The me that is passionate
The me that is buried

The me that is always
Screaming out to be found by
That special someone
Haiku # 43322, January 16, 2009 3:06 pm ET
by Sammytha
If love's a disease,
give it to me fast and hard
until I'm queasy.
Haiku # 43321, January 16, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by uh...
let me breathe closer
i wear this love like a flu
hope this infects you
Haiku # 43320, January 16, 2009 10:32 am ET
by vince
BS is Black Sheep
A far from talented man
Can't you spot the diff?
Haiku # 43319, January 16, 2009 8:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Is that what bs
stands for? I guess I need to
stop assuming things.
Haiku # 43318, January 16, 2009 4:21 am ET
by snail never thought of "blue sky" as a possibility
missing you Blue Sky
the one who is pure of heart
elevate this site
Haiku # 43317, January 16, 2009 3:55 am ET
by doug
Peanuts in your poop
I would eat them and then I
Would floss with your pubes
Haiku # 43316, January 15, 2009 1:51 pm ET
by moo of now that is true love
you enable that
by quoting some of his words
you sounded amused
Haiku # 43315, January 15, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by vince of answering your question
Why does your mind dwell
only on perverse things that
glorify your sin?
Haiku # 43314, January 15, 2009 4:16 am ET
by snail
Through experience
moo knows all about this incest
family ties son!
Haiku # 43313, January 14, 2009 4:11 am ET
by Love DAD
A glimpse, his mind wide
love, music, respect and time
my adoration...
Haiku # 43312, January 13, 2009 6:24 pm ET
by Thank you NYT~
What about your butt?
I will be slow and gentle
Just like your father
Haiku # 43311, January 13, 2009 5:03 pm ET
by moo of too far man, too far
In a debate on
the "headship" issue, he was
just a bit extreme.
Haiku # 43310, January 13, 2009 3:09 pm ET
by snail does not plan to sell her soul
"virgin labia?"
You must be kidding, pervert.
I am not THAT pure!
Haiku # 43309, January 13, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by snail giggles
finally they see
what it is you say to see
and I do wonder
Haiku # 43308, January 12, 2009 6:56 pm ET
by if this is good or bad
pffffffffffffft
jump little peanut
get off the sac and whack dance
i see you got spunk
Haiku # 43307, January 12, 2009 4:16 pm ET
by sissy laughing..
Values won't deter
Your virgin labia from
Accepting my thrusts
Haiku # 43306, January 12, 2009 4:08 pm ET
by moo of pornographo religioso
comedy sources
every day I need to laugh
that is what I see


hee hee hee..xoxox
Haiku # 43305, January 12, 2009 2:40 pm ET
by sonny and cher..I got you babe..
cautious i say no..
give him your soul and serve him
girls are never free
Haiku # 43304, January 12, 2009 2:38 pm ET
by honestly..did you just ask that question?
Should I be cautious
that he wants me to submit
even my values?
Haiku # 43303, January 12, 2009 1:26 pm ET
by snail worries
Quick so say many
Christian values to destroy
Yet naught they offer
Haiku # 43302, January 12, 2009 3:47 am ET
by Peace
http://www.usdoj.gov
/criminal/cybercrime
/reporting.htm
Haiku # 43301, January 12, 2009 3:34 am ET
by Poet Anon.
essence of creme pie
surplus spit overriding
and my tummy growls...
Haiku # 43300, January 12, 2009 2:55 am ET
by I so desire to eat a crap load of fatty ass food MUWAH
And so I must begin my tale of woe
Of people who their fate they never sewed.
Of Russians who had lived their life complete
With orchards and with no one to compete.

It all starts when they come back from abroad.
No money did they have, their horse unshod.
And so they had to face an awful choice
One which an answer they would never voice.

To sell, or keep the question was then posed.
But in the shadows lurked a hope that rose.
A loan from some old aunt I hardly knew
To keep the sky from turning from its blue.

They gave their cash to people on the street
And so their waste in all things was replete
And once again were they to make their pick
And once again did they still end up sick.

And so to magic did the fam
Haiku # 43299, January 11, 2009 11:00 pm ET
by nombre of not a haiku, but cherry orchard chaucered.
softly so snow falls
silently at rest it lies
quite though it is not
Haiku # 43298, January 11, 2009 6:23 pm ET
by Blue Sky
I can't believe they
killed my most loved character!
Death Note lost some charm.
Haiku # 43297, January 11, 2009 3:36 pm ET
by snail was watching it to see L
watched a video
two birds feathering on love
nests of true colors
Haiku # 43296, January 10, 2009 11:16 am ET
by aw... i m toucheddddddxoxo now dont do drugs
footprints and song notes
spilled flights of dancers in air
then we watched again
Haiku # 43295, January 10, 2009 10:52 am ET
by shoes
Sex lesson for moo

You're in for shock
You're used to five fingers a
Vagina has none
Haiku # 43294, January 10, 2009 10:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a comfortable seat
is a place to rest for most
some others become one
Haiku # 43293, January 9, 2009 10:15 pm ET
by Blue Sky
The dove cannot fly
She landed on my doorstep
Her eyes just met mine
Haiku # 43292, January 9, 2009 1:21 am ET
by doug
quickly darting birds
why doesn't the wind chill them
in this freezing air
Haiku # 43291, January 8, 2009 5:39 pm ET
by Blue Sky
http://www.usdoj.gov/criminal/cybercrime/reporting.htm
Haiku # 43290, January 8, 2009 9:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Siam was liked well
in class with rainbows and moons
that is my reason
Haiku # 43289, January 7, 2009 11:35 pm ET
by and the only one
That is how violent
Your orgasm would be, snail
Not rape just pleasure
Haiku # 43288, January 7, 2009 5:33 pm ET
by moo of Is my charm working?
Are you some kind of
sick rape fetishist or do
you think I'd let you?
Haiku # 43287, January 7, 2009 5:23 pm ET
by snail wants no womb caving
sitting on the shelf
silently for many seasons
was only nothing
Haiku # 43286, January 7, 2009 3:14 pm ET
by Blue Sky
moving on at last!
pointer hovers over pics
right-click and delete
Haiku # 43285, January 7, 2009 10:52 am ET
by vince of 1st resolution: checked.
could've read my mind
and the weak..on knees says please
cause she's just too sick
Haiku # 43284, January 6, 2009 5:38 pm ET
by beaty is in the eye of the beholder
That sounds sexual
I would love to destroy you
Feel your womb cave in
Haiku # 43283, January 6, 2009 5:10 pm ET
by moo
Hedonism just
leads to misery. The strong
will destroy the meek.
Haiku # 43282, January 6, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by snail
Whatever I do
Is right and true in the eyes
Of the soulless void
Haiku # 43281, January 6, 2009 3:04 pm ET
by moo of existence precedes essence, anyone? anyone?
I hope I can see
things I do wrong, make them right
it is taking so long...
Haiku # 43280, January 6, 2009 2:51 pm ET
by flitter.. flitter..oh..it is not but I wish it were
judgments are not true
resentments are self centered
change the mind today
Haiku # 43279, January 6, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by doug
even with ones eyes closed
all that is swims ceaselessly
silence is golden
Haiku # 43278, January 6, 2009 1:05 pm ET
by Blue Sky
We should stop fighting
And make sweet love by the fire
Your loins will quiver
Haiku # 43277, January 6, 2009 11:52 am ET
by moo of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach
shame has no meaning
when one remains emperor
with or without clothes
Haiku # 43276, January 6, 2009 10:00 am ET
by vince
Is there any place
where I can go to avoid
constant bickering?
Haiku # 43275, January 6, 2009 8:20 am ET
by snail screams
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