pffffffffffffft
jump little peanut
get off the sac and whack dance
i see you got spunk

Values won't deter
Your virgin labia from
Accepting my thrusts

comedy sources
every day I need to laugh
that is what I see


hee hee hee..xoxox

cautious i say no..
give him your soul and serve him
girls are never free

Should I be cautious
that he wants me to submit
even my values?

Quick so say many
Christian values to destroy
Yet naught they offer

http://www.usdoj.gov
/criminal/cybercrime
/reporting.htm

essence of creme pie
surplus spit overriding
and my tummy growls...

And so I must begin my tale of woe
Of people who their fate they never sewed.
Of Russians who had lived their life complete
With orchards and with no one to compete.

It all starts when they come back from abroad.
No money did they have, their horse unshod.
And so they had to face an awful choice
One which an answer they would never voice.

To sell, or keep the question was then posed.
But in the shadows lurked a hope that rose.
A loan from some old aunt I hardly knew
To keep the sky from turning from its blue.

They gave their cash to people on the street
And so their waste in all things was replete
And once again were they to make their pick
And once again did they still end up sick.

And so to magic did the fam

softly so snow falls
silently at rest it lies
quite though it is not

I can't believe they
killed my most loved character!
Death Note lost some charm.

watched a video
two birds feathering on love
nests of true colors

footprints and song notes
spilled flights of dancers in air
then we watched again

Sex lesson for moo

You're in for shock
You're used to five fingers a
Vagina has none

a comfortable seat
is a place to rest for most
some others become one

The dove cannot fly
She landed on my doorstep
Her eyes just met mine

quickly darting birds
why doesn't the wind chill them
in this freezing air

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Siam was liked well
in class with rainbows and moons
that is my reason

That is how violent
Your orgasm would be, snail
Not rape just pleasure

Are you some kind of
sick rape fetishist or do
you think I'd let you?

sitting on the shelf
silently for many seasons
was only nothing

moving on at last!
pointer hovers over pics
right-click and delete

could've read my mind
and the weak..on knees says please
cause she's just too sick

That sounds sexual
I would love to destroy you
Feel your womb cave in

Hedonism just
leads to misery. The strong
will destroy the meek.

Whatever I do
Is right and true in the eyes
Of the soulless void

I hope I can see
things I do wrong, make them right
it is taking so long...

judgments are not true
resentments are self centered
change the mind today

even with ones eyes closed
all that is swims ceaselessly
silence is golden

We should stop fighting
And make sweet love by the fire
Your loins will quiver

shame has no meaning
when one remains emperor
with or without clothes

Is there any place
where I can go to avoid
constant bickering?

half full or empty
it could be explained as well
while you are living

The reason for time
is something you can explain
when you are dying

I've nothing to say
but haiku is nothing but some
words on a five top

I am reminded
of a movie which made me laugh
called Mr. Woodcock

I don't have Christ's
Outstanding marketing skills
But I try my best

jealousy is sad
you will never out sell his ass
but keep on trying

well, I'm bored with you
so..destroy away ol' moo Christians are singing

I do not get bored
Destroying Christian values
Is a full-time job

all the lonely peepps
certainly they must stand alone
and there are a bunch

tell me then ol' moo
what is it that it is you..
do when you ..get bored

If you are lonely
And need to be reassured
Go to church and kneel

lone warrior
stands out in the field of wheat
waiting for harvest

Now what pack is that?
In the war of man against
Man, I stand alone

the shortest distance
between two points is what moo?
it is a straight line

yet turn around moo
there a many more like you
running with the pack

How can I hate sheep?
They're benign, stupid creatures
Who all think alike

ROTFLMAO...
thank you very much
your tolerance is welcome
your balance needs it