Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Postings, what postings?
Never believe all you read
Idiots do that
Haiku # 38148, February 1, 2007 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
hello my penis
it's been so long since we played
longer when we do
Haiku # 38147, January 31, 2007 8:03 pm ET
by ash
Caribbean Sea
Calling to me, as I sit
Trapped in a gray cube
Haiku # 38146, January 31, 2007 2:38 pm ET
by slacktastic
zab's right, I do "masturbate"
socially and that's funny
because it's true

I take back what I wrote
Haiku # 38145, January 31, 2007 11:41 am ET
by Mox
it can be wonderful
to be provoked, make mistakes
and reap the rewards

of a public flogging
less rewarding to the zabby's
if I actually enjoy it

I am a sadomasochist
not just a masochist :)
zab, your ass, my foot

awaits :)
Haiku # 38144, January 31, 2007 10:58 am ET
by Mox
flayed death as skin burns
flesh reels and toasts and boils down
but it's just a meat

on a grill, from a
cow, to make a burger, drowned
covered in a1
Haiku # 38143, January 31, 2007 10:42 am ET
by 3a83a
the classic burning
in the public square of the
man on the cross, screamed

publicly, they wanted
Barabbas, and a book
was written of him

short novel no?
Haiku # 38142, January 31, 2007 10:40 am ET
by Moxie
yes Zab, I have a small
dick but I am sure you
have insecurities

that your tiny little mind
could never admit
unless they found you

a little real life story
for you Zab...there was this
kid who gave me a hard

time at a job, wouldn't
stop... I got done, he was
17... months later

i was afraid...they found
him with a noose around
his neck, no one to lash

out at, dead, his nephew
found him, I felt no empathy
or remorse when i saw

his name in the obituary
now i know I set myself
in the firing line but

I suspect if you whoever
you are didn't have someone
to lash out at

your sad ass would be
found, alone, dead, naked
autoerotic release

and thrown into the soil
another wasted life
full of the shallow
depthless poison of a "smart"
mind which

really isn't that smart
and lies to itself...cal it
"Max-turbation" if you
must and mock my overreaction to you

whatever... someday
someone will get to you
in a way that makes you

think twice about spewing
idiocy in a public square
and in private to
embarass you

i wonder how you
would respond if I were
to actually sodomize you

with my small dick?
Haiku # 38141, January 31, 2007 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
I'm so pissed off
about that guy, I don't
care what I say

or the consequences
even if there are
real life ones
Haiku # 38140, January 31, 2007 10:33 am ET
by Mox
people are told to
ignore the idiot, that piece
of doo that points the

finger at others to hide
his own insecurities, mocks
provokes, I think of

how his head would sound
saying "blah blah blah gay, ha ha!!!"
after I'd hit it a few times

with a crowbar over and over
and then would he be
so funny to himself

or in a pool of his
own blood, do shitheads
like him bleed blood

or just spew shit
everywhere like they did
in life?
Haiku # 38139, January 31, 2007 10:30 am ET
by Moxie
the classroom heckler
gets great pleasure from making
superior men and women

feel guilty for being
themselves until someone wraps
a garotte around his neck
and then it's game over

as the blood vessels
break in his eyes and one
less childish psychopath

to take dead end jobs
Haiku # 38138, January 31, 2007 10:27 am ET
by Moxie
Zabadooey's just
an idiot and likes to make
other people look

bad to make himself
feel better and I would
literally hurt the guy

maybe even kill him
Haiku # 38137, January 31, 2007 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
Tropical hill house
Ocean breeze wafts through the rooms
Why can't we go now?
Haiku # 38136, January 31, 2007 9:17 am ET
by slacktastic
Rene Russo smiles
Topless, tanning on the beach
Wish I were Brosnan
Haiku # 38135, January 31, 2007 9:08 am ET
by slacktastic
Hello. Hello. Hi
How are you? I'm fine, I'm fine
I hope you are too
Haiku # 38133, January 31, 2007 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old as in archived
drudge it up, find it, use it
history repeats
Haiku # 38131, January 31, 2007 12:25 am ET
by peanut head with a friend mouse
From behind I stabbed
My friend in the side then I
Fucked the bloody wound
Haiku # 38130, January 30, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Kackarott
from dollar stores old
china made calculators
lay at my old desk

purple and powered
thrown away when broken down
outsourced, no outcry
Haiku # 38129, January 30, 2007 10:38 pm ET
by Mox
like a stone thrown by
a child the water ripples
and settles, it sinks
Haiku # 38128, January 30, 2007 10:36 pm ET
by Mox
faulting dewy-eyes
thou art three-dimensional
see vespertine wind
Haiku # 38127, January 30, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by *ChildIloveyou*
At the top I've been
And now it seems I've fallen
But I'll be okay
Haiku # 38126, January 30, 2007 1:06 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Returning, winds splash.
The nuns splash yet jungles work.
Truth sprouts operas.
Haiku # 38125, January 30, 2007 12:46 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
Children hate summer.
Wisely, indifference walks.
Snow sets then mud wakes.
Haiku # 38124, January 30, 2007 12:44 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
Lakes fairly break eyes.
Asses clash therefore nuns melt.
Rain bends scolding sheep.
Haiku # 38123, January 30, 2007 12:43 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
Offering, ice burns.
Priests burn landscapes yet hands slip.
A piano falls.
Haiku # 38122, January 30, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by Haiku
Clouds work or knights walk.
Bad false vampires turn an eye.
A full angel sings.
Haiku # 38121, January 30, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
aren't cool enough we
say till the second coming
the cross trumps the high

school clique, many boys
will wear their letters in hell
jackets melt to skin
Haiku # 38120, January 30, 2007 11:56 am ET
by Mox
I'm so pissed about
my real life this guy here
I
wish he was here so

I could just have an
excuse to pound the shit out of
this mindless kid, those

hackers that never grew
out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
or being the chatroom troll
Haiku # 38119, January 30, 2007 9:58 am ET
by Mox
zab, grow up
if I can anyone can
Haiku # 38118, January 30, 2007 9:51 am ET
by Mox
I have no idea why
that poen has boobs in it
but it has boobs in it
Haiku # 38115, January 29, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by Mox
Boobs! Aren't they just Boobs?
Your nose goes in the middle
Boobs! I got 'em! Boobs!
Haiku # 38114, January 29, 2007 2:08 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, Mn
Legally bastard
my child has some better Meds
now since the trial
Haiku # 38113, January 29, 2007 2:07 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, Mn
Blinding Festival
Why I've been kicked in the nuts
I cough - A stone leaves
Haiku # 38112, January 29, 2007 2:05 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, MN
She said I was a
'Sociophobe' - as if it
was not a good thing
Haiku # 38111, January 28, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
he sold me my mints
as the pen broke he then spoke
It's the last order

order on recepit
was customer 6*6*6*
then he gave a laugh
Haiku # 38110, January 27, 2007 11:57 pm ET
by barf
after treading long
the sea becomes a night bed
I decide to rest
Haiku # 38109, January 27, 2007 11:53 pm ET
by just enough already
Gator hatchery
"Urban" haberdashery
Pimp out your armoire
Haiku # 38108, January 27, 2007 4:16 pm ET
by Lush
Trust and ambition
They do not fit together
Go getters tell lies
Haiku # 38107, January 27, 2007 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Tommy Packer
is still Number 1
Satan's Birthday
is still a Holiday
Haiku # 38106, January 25, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by groaner
advance australi..
a fair crack of the whip mate
some are young and free
Haiku # 38105, January 25, 2007 7:22 pm ET
by mellie
ah riva tuner
sixty-eight hundred g s
is now a g t
Haiku # 38104, January 24, 2007 1:46 am ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 38103, January 23, 2007 3:15 pm ET
by Typical American School kid
I stand on one leg
Crow first thing in the morning
They say I
Haiku # 38102, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Chicken Little
I open my eyes
World looks a lot friendlier
Than when I last looked
Haiku # 38101, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Rip Van Winkle
what the @#$%^ & HUH?
what it is or isn't..dunno
did we miss something?
Haiku # 38100, January 23, 2007 1:58 pm ET
by f-r-e-a-k
Here we go again
Sicko
Haiku # 38099, January 23, 2007 7:16 am ET
by Your being watched
dante's inferno
hell is frozen over on
level 9, satan stuck

in frozen repast...
chewing traitors for all time
judas tastes like...

erm, chicken?
Haiku # 38098, January 22, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It snowed in Phoenix
Guess that makes it official
Hell has froze over
Haiku # 38097, January 22, 2007 4:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Peyton Manning loves
to suckle little black boys
He sucks at football
Haiku # 38096, January 22, 2007 12:31 am ET
by eli
what can I say but
we get in better moods and
the mind changes as

water
Haiku # 38095, January 21, 2007 10:19 pm ET
by Mox-uttering an obvious
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