Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Boobs! Aren't they just Boobs?
Your nose goes in the middle
Boobs! I got 'em! Boobs!
Haiku # 38114, January 29, 2007 2:08 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, Mn
Legally bastard
my child has some better Meds
now since the trial
Haiku # 38113, January 29, 2007 2:07 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, Mn
Blinding Festival
Why I've been kicked in the nuts
I cough - A stone leaves
Haiku # 38112, January 29, 2007 2:05 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, MN
She said I was a
'Sociophobe' - as if it
was not a good thing
Haiku # 38111, January 28, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
he sold me my mints
as the pen broke he then spoke
It's the last order

order on recepit
was customer 6*6*6*
then he gave a laugh
Haiku # 38110, January 27, 2007 11:57 pm ET
by barf
after treading long
the sea becomes a night bed
I decide to rest
Haiku # 38109, January 27, 2007 11:53 pm ET
by just enough already
Gator hatchery
"Urban" haberdashery
Pimp out your armoire
Haiku # 38108, January 27, 2007 4:16 pm ET
by Lush
Trust and ambition
They do not fit together
Go getters tell lies
Haiku # 38107, January 27, 2007 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Tommy Packer
is still Number 1
Satan's Birthday
is still a Holiday
Haiku # 38106, January 25, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by groaner
advance australi..
a fair crack of the whip mate
some are young and free
Haiku # 38105, January 25, 2007 7:22 pm ET
by mellie
ah riva tuner
sixty-eight hundred g s
is now a g t
Haiku # 38104, January 24, 2007 1:46 am ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 38103, January 23, 2007 3:15 pm ET
by Typical American School kid
I stand on one leg
Crow first thing in the morning
They say I
Haiku # 38102, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Chicken Little
I open my eyes
World looks a lot friendlier
Than when I last looked
Haiku # 38101, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Rip Van Winkle
what the @#$%^ & HUH?
what it is or isn't..dunno
did we miss something?
Haiku # 38100, January 23, 2007 1:58 pm ET
by f-r-e-a-k
Here we go again
Sicko
Haiku # 38099, January 23, 2007 7:16 am ET
by Your being watched
dante's inferno
hell is frozen over on
level 9, satan stuck

in frozen repast...
chewing traitors for all time
judas tastes like...

erm, chicken?
Haiku # 38098, January 22, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It snowed in Phoenix
Guess that makes it official
Hell has froze over
Haiku # 38097, January 22, 2007 4:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Peyton Manning loves
to suckle little black boys
He sucks at football
Haiku # 38096, January 22, 2007 12:31 am ET
by eli
what can I say but
we get in better moods and
the mind changes as

water
Haiku # 38095, January 21, 2007 10:19 pm ET
by Mox-uttering an obvious
aw shuxcks and tee hee
makes me blush with poetry
great new friend for me
Haiku # 38094, January 21, 2007 11:23 am ET
by pictures in the mind
Global warming is
Not true, it's just the planet
Earth getting real big
Haiku # 38093, January 20, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
I don't really care
anymore because I just
don't really care anymore
Haiku # 38092, January 20, 2007 1:25 pm ET
by Mox
Craving attention
Take semi automatic
Got attention now!
Haiku # 38091, January 20, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by Typical American school kid
Hussein's last meal
Hot water laced with honey
He had when a child
Haiku # 38090, January 20, 2007 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Found Haiku - Overheard Starbucks Order

"Iced Decaf Triple
Grande Vanilla Non-fat
Skim with whip latte
"
Haiku # 38089, January 20, 2007 10:35 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
KFC is most
requested final meal
of death row inmates
Haiku # 38088, January 20, 2007 10:27 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Now look what you've done
Twice a glimpse into the sea
what you want from me
Haiku # 38087, January 19, 2007 5:27 pm ET
by the blue music tellers
This font is inept
"c" then "l" resembles "d"
example below
Haiku # 38086, January 19, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by Lush
Crisp winter morning
Nude on a unicycle
La Dolce Vita
Haiku # 38085, January 19, 2007 3:45 pm ET
by Lush
for some reason I
got a boz scagg's song stuck in
my mind just right now

"I wonder wonder wonder wonder, who....it's the sad sad truth, the dirty low down"
Haiku # 38084, January 19, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by Mox
I am more concerned
with your thoughts now reading words
to learn from other

writers
Haiku # 38083, January 19, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Mox of 53f5b
oh comet mcnaught
you are fucking amazing
what else can i say ?
Haiku # 38082, January 19, 2007 7:44 am ET
by ash of the southern hemisphere
Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing
Haiku # 38081, January 19, 2007 7:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing
Haiku # 38080, January 19, 2007 7:26 am ET
by William Nippress
I feel the Earth move
At unknown speed through the void
Part of the immense
*
Insignificant
Galaxy a speck of dust
Yet I am a part
*
How can anyone
Not feel this intensity
It is who we are
Haiku # 38079, January 19, 2007 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Laying on my back
Just watching the clouds scud by
I feel connected
*
I can feel the Earth
It
Haiku # 38078, January 19, 2007 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Spiders and crawlers
Programs to wreck the system
How would you stop them?
Haiku # 38077, January 19, 2007 6:42 am ET
by Well how would you?
So do you need this?
An 'insecurity code'
to erase Haikus?
Haiku # 38076, January 18, 2007 8:52 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Isn't it funny?
Anagrams of palindromes
are so similar?
Haiku # 38075, January 18, 2007 8:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"Security code
required for posting haiku"
And composing too?
Haiku # 38074, January 18, 2007 8:18 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Here is our problem
Search/rescue plane is missing
We should have bought two
Haiku # 38073, January 18, 2007 8:15 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
So the good guys use
unimprovised explosives
and not improvised
Haiku # 38072, January 18, 2007 8:11 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Russian State Ballet
From frozen Siberia
Danced for us last night
*
The Nutcracker and
Poetic Sleeping Beauty
We watched them in Awe
*
Dedicated life
Lifetime of hard exercise
Eight hours every day
*
A short working life
All they ask for is applause
Such small recompense
Haiku # 38071, January 18, 2007 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Outback with Dee Plee Fab

Head spinning, legs gone
Fighting and beating your own
Personal demons
*
Climbing the bread knife
Did it against all the odds
Prize more than the view
*
Searching deep within
You found that people are precious
Not position, wealth
*
Something to build on
Another notch on your belt
Life is expanding
Haiku # 38070, January 18, 2007 7:18 am ET
by William Nippress
From his grave I dug
Up Steve McQueen and we drove
Real fucking fast! YEAH!
Haiku # 38069, January 17, 2007 10:55 pm ET
by Kackarott
Dreamt that I was made
Out of chocolate and was
Eaten by fat chicks
Haiku # 38068, January 17, 2007 10:52 pm ET
by Kackarott
There was a pretty
Vagina that spoke spanish
Que' pasa hombre'????
Haiku # 38067, January 17, 2007 10:50 pm ET
by kackarott
the words are a mood
of a temporary time
purifying self

the stress is there but
the shock goes away
and the pure gold remains
in character
Haiku # 38066, January 17, 2007 8:50 pm ET
by Mox
Having a bad day?
more like a really bad time..
sounds awful, sorry
Haiku # 38065, January 17, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by geeez ow!! :(
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