She said I was a
'Sociophobe' - as if it
was not a good thing

he sold me my mints
as the pen broke he then spoke
It's the last order

order on recepit
was customer 6*6*6*
then he gave a laugh

after treading long
the sea becomes a night bed
I decide to rest

Gator hatchery
"Urban" haberdashery
Pimp out your armoire

Trust and ambition
They do not fit together
Go getters tell lies

Tommy Packer
is still Number 1
Satan's Birthday
is still a Holiday

advance australi..
a fair crack of the whip mate
some are young and free

ah riva tuner
sixty-eight hundred g s
is now a g t

I

I stand on one leg
Crow first thing in the morning
They say I

I open my eyes
World looks a lot friendlier
Than when I last looked

what the @#$%^ & HUH?
what it is or isn't..dunno
did we miss something?

Here we go again
Sicko

dante's inferno
hell is frozen over on
level 9, satan stuck

in frozen repast...
chewing traitors for all time
judas tastes like...

erm, chicken?

It snowed in Phoenix
Guess that makes it official
Hell has froze over

Peyton Manning loves
to suckle little black boys
He sucks at football

what can I say but
we get in better moods and
the mind changes as

water

aw shuxcks and tee hee
makes me blush with poetry
great new friend for me

Global warming is
Not true, it's just the planet
Earth getting real big

I don't really care
anymore because I just
don't really care anymore

Craving attention
Take semi automatic
Got attention now!

Hussein's last meal
Hot water laced with honey
He had when a child

Found Haiku - Overheard Starbucks Order

"Iced Decaf Triple
Grande Vanilla Non-fat
Skim with whip latte"

KFC is most
requested final meal
of death row inmates

Now look what you've done
Twice a glimpse into the sea
what you want from me

This font is inept
"c" then "l" resembles "d"
example below

Crisp winter morning
Nude on a unicycle
La Dolce Vita

for some reason I
got a boz scagg's song stuck in
my mind just right now

"I wonder wonder wonder wonder, who....it's the sad sad truth, the dirty low down"

I am more concerned
with your thoughts now reading words
to learn from other

writers

oh comet mcnaught
you are fucking amazing
what else can i say ?

Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing

Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing

I feel the Earth move
At unknown speed through the void
Part of the immense
*
Insignificant
Galaxy a speck of dust
Yet I am a part
*
How can anyone
Not feel this intensity
It is who we are

Laying on my back
Just watching the clouds scud by
I feel connected
*
I can feel the Earth
It

Spiders and crawlers
Programs to wreck the system
How would you stop them?

So do you need this?
An 'insecurity code'
to erase Haikus?

Isn't it funny?
Anagrams of palindromes
are so similar?

"Security code
required for posting haiku"
And composing too?

Here is our problem
Search/rescue plane is missing
We should have bought two

So the good guys use
unimprovised explosives
and not improvised

Russian State Ballet
From frozen Siberia
Danced for us last night
*
The Nutcracker and
Poetic Sleeping Beauty
We watched them in Awe
*
Dedicated life
Lifetime of hard exercise
Eight hours every day
*
A short working life
All they ask for is applause
Such small recompense

Outback with Dee Plee Fab

Head spinning, legs gone
Fighting and beating your own
Personal demons
*
Climbing the bread knife
Did it against all the odds
Prize more than the view
*
Searching deep within
You found that people are precious
Not position, wealth
*
Something to build on
Another notch on your belt
Life is expanding

From his grave I dug
Up Steve McQueen and we drove
Real fucking fast! YEAH!

Dreamt that I was made
Out of chocolate and was
Eaten by fat chicks

There was a pretty
Vagina that spoke spanish
Que' pasa hombre'????

the words are a mood
of a temporary time
purifying self

the stress is there but
the shock goes away
and the pure gold remains
in character

Having a bad day?
more like a really bad time..
sounds awful, sorry

it's hard to quit old
familiar habits even when
life, property, soul

is threatened with murder
dishonor, slander, games
and those who stand in

pride of their own see
nothing wrong unless it's the same
thing, done to them them

black dog whatcha think
as a child , worst nightmares
not the answer...I

there is a subtle
effect to the opinions
of others