Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

ah riva tuner
sixty-eight hundred g s
is now a g t
Haiku # 38104, January 24, 2007 1:46 am ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 38103, January 23, 2007 3:15 pm ET
by Typical American School kid
I stand on one leg
Crow first thing in the morning
They say I
Haiku # 38102, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Chicken Little
I open my eyes
World looks a lot friendlier
Than when I last looked
Haiku # 38101, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Rip Van Winkle
what the @#$%^ & HUH?
what it is or isn't..dunno
did we miss something?
Haiku # 38100, January 23, 2007 1:58 pm ET
by f-r-e-a-k
Here we go again
Sicko
Haiku # 38099, January 23, 2007 7:16 am ET
by Your being watched
dante's inferno
hell is frozen over on
level 9, satan stuck

in frozen repast...
chewing traitors for all time
judas tastes like...

erm, chicken?
Haiku # 38098, January 22, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It snowed in Phoenix
Guess that makes it official
Hell has froze over
Haiku # 38097, January 22, 2007 4:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Peyton Manning loves
to suckle little black boys
He sucks at football
Haiku # 38096, January 22, 2007 12:31 am ET
by eli
what can I say but
we get in better moods and
the mind changes as

water
Haiku # 38095, January 21, 2007 10:19 pm ET
by Mox-uttering an obvious
aw shuxcks and tee hee
makes me blush with poetry
great new friend for me
Haiku # 38094, January 21, 2007 11:23 am ET
by pictures in the mind
Global warming is
Not true, it's just the planet
Earth getting real big
Haiku # 38093, January 20, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
I don't really care
anymore because I just
don't really care anymore
Haiku # 38092, January 20, 2007 1:25 pm ET
by Mox
Craving attention
Take semi automatic
Got attention now!
Haiku # 38091, January 20, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by Typical American school kid
Hussein's last meal
Hot water laced with honey
He had when a child
Haiku # 38090, January 20, 2007 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Found Haiku - Overheard Starbucks Order

"Iced Decaf Triple
Grande Vanilla Non-fat
Skim with whip latte
"
Haiku # 38089, January 20, 2007 10:35 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
KFC is most
requested final meal
of death row inmates
Haiku # 38088, January 20, 2007 10:27 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Now look what you've done
Twice a glimpse into the sea
what you want from me
Haiku # 38087, January 19, 2007 5:27 pm ET
by the blue music tellers
This font is inept
"c" then "l" resembles "d"
example below
Haiku # 38086, January 19, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by Lush
Crisp winter morning
Nude on a unicycle
La Dolce Vita
Haiku # 38085, January 19, 2007 3:45 pm ET
by Lush
for some reason I
got a boz scagg's song stuck in
my mind just right now

"I wonder wonder wonder wonder, who....it's the sad sad truth, the dirty low down"
Haiku # 38084, January 19, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by Mox
I am more concerned
with your thoughts now reading words
to learn from other

writers
Haiku # 38083, January 19, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Mox of 53f5b
oh comet mcnaught
you are fucking amazing
what else can i say ?
Haiku # 38082, January 19, 2007 7:44 am ET
by ash of the southern hemisphere
Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing
Haiku # 38081, January 19, 2007 7:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing
Haiku # 38080, January 19, 2007 7:26 am ET
by William Nippress
I feel the Earth move
At unknown speed through the void
Part of the immense
*
Insignificant
Galaxy a speck of dust
Yet I am a part
*
How can anyone
Not feel this intensity
It is who we are
Haiku # 38079, January 19, 2007 7:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Laying on my back
Just watching the clouds scud by
I feel connected
*
I can feel the Earth
It
Haiku # 38078, January 19, 2007 6:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Spiders and crawlers
Programs to wreck the system
How would you stop them?
Haiku # 38077, January 19, 2007 6:42 am ET
by Well how would you?
So do you need this?
An 'insecurity code'
to erase Haikus?
Haiku # 38076, January 18, 2007 8:52 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Isn't it funny?
Anagrams of palindromes
are so similar?
Haiku # 38075, January 18, 2007 8:29 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
"Security code
required for posting haiku"
And composing too?
Haiku # 38074, January 18, 2007 8:18 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Here is our problem
Search/rescue plane is missing
We should have bought two
Haiku # 38073, January 18, 2007 8:15 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
So the good guys use
unimprovised explosives
and not improvised
Haiku # 38072, January 18, 2007 8:11 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Russian State Ballet
From frozen Siberia
Danced for us last night
*
The Nutcracker and
Poetic Sleeping Beauty
We watched them in Awe
*
Dedicated life
Lifetime of hard exercise
Eight hours every day
*
A short working life
All they ask for is applause
Such small recompense
Haiku # 38071, January 18, 2007 7:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Outback with Dee Plee Fab

Head spinning, legs gone
Fighting and beating your own
Personal demons
*
Climbing the bread knife
Did it against all the odds
Prize more than the view
*
Searching deep within
You found that people are precious
Not position, wealth
*
Something to build on
Another notch on your belt
Life is expanding
Haiku # 38070, January 18, 2007 7:18 am ET
by William Nippress
From his grave I dug
Up Steve McQueen and we drove
Real fucking fast! YEAH!
Haiku # 38069, January 17, 2007 10:55 pm ET
by Kackarott
Dreamt that I was made
Out of chocolate and was
Eaten by fat chicks
Haiku # 38068, January 17, 2007 10:52 pm ET
by Kackarott
There was a pretty
Vagina that spoke spanish
Que' pasa hombre'????
Haiku # 38067, January 17, 2007 10:50 pm ET
by kackarott
the words are a mood
of a temporary time
purifying self

the stress is there but
the shock goes away
and the pure gold remains
in character
Haiku # 38066, January 17, 2007 8:50 pm ET
by Mox
Having a bad day?
more like a really bad time..
sounds awful, sorry
Haiku # 38065, January 17, 2007 3:40 pm ET
by geeez ow!! :(
it's hard to quit old
familiar habits even when
life, property, soul

is threatened with murder
dishonor, slander, games
and those who stand in

pride of their own see
nothing wrong unless it's the same
thing, done to them them
Haiku # 38064, January 17, 2007 11:29 am ET
by Mox
black dog whatcha think
as a child , worst nightmares
not the answer...I
Haiku # 38063, January 17, 2007 9:04 am ET
by well oh well oh well oh..ugh
there is a subtle
effect to the opinions
of others
Haiku # 38062, January 16, 2007 11:34 pm ET
by Mox
red. dry. outback. dust.
waterless. arid. heat.light.
drought and death endless.

dessicated trees,
limbs in agony twisted
like Pompeii dying.

vast empty endless;
time, day, date, year, meaningless;
water gives life sense.

where do i begin?
Where do i end? No matter.
I am, breathe, live, love.

Water is life, love.
Love, like water in life, brings
life to arid dust.

love out and back; give
water to deserted life,
irrigate with love.
Haiku # 38061, January 16, 2007 9:36 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab of Broken Hill, NSW
Human instinctive mix
The influence of music
Cultural emotions
*
Add some grace and style
Defying gravity to dance
Physics mixed with strength
*
Mankind is awesome
Amazing what we can do
Drink a toast to
Haiku # 38060, January 16, 2007 7:06 am ET
by William Nippress of Humans did it all
lip gloss loves star floss
not wetting but slipping slide
lubricated glide
Haiku # 38059, January 16, 2007 1:50 am ET
by hahahaha evilwoman
hullabaloo poo
I left my heart in my shoe
next to scorpion
Haiku # 38058, January 15, 2007 5:19 pm ET
by whoops a daisey or a rose
I gave my heart and
soul to abuse in defense
against abuse inviting

abuse from the abused
and praying just praying
for their own judas time

when they look within and
choose, either the cross
or the eternal damnation

of the peace false
of the noose
and so judas kissed me

and hangs broken
for 30 pieces of silver
Haiku # 38057, January 15, 2007 1:54 pm ET
by Mox
where is the rebellion
when gen x wonders y
and to z to AA do we

go off the zz top
and wait for the alpha
to hurry the fuck up

and revelate oi once
and for all to omega
namaste, it is finished

amen
Haiku # 38056, January 15, 2007 1:47 pm ET
by Mox
a river runs thru
january weather patterns
cutting life and swath

winter kills the man
as the roads turn slick with salt
cast over my shoulder

what is it good for?
the old joke of the blonde say
you lost a load off

your truck, god damn it
madame, this is maine, it's winter
this is a plow truck
Haiku # 38055, January 15, 2007 1:43 pm ET
by Mox of 174ea
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