Children hate summer.
Wisely, indifference walks.
Snow sets then mud wakes.

Lakes fairly break eyes.
Asses clash therefore nuns melt.
Rain bends scolding sheep.

Offering, ice burns.
Priests burn landscapes yet hands slip.
A piano falls.

Clouds work or knights walk.
Bad false vampires turn an eye.
A full angel sings.

aren't cool enough we
say till the second coming
the cross trumps the high

school clique, many boys
will wear their letters in hell
jackets melt to skin

I'm so pissed about
my real life this guy here
I
wish he was here so

I could just have an
excuse to pound the shit out of
this mindless kid, those

hackers that never grew
out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
or being the chatroom troll

zab, grow up
if I can anyone can

I have no idea why
that poen has boobs in it
but it has boobs in it

Boobs! Aren't they just Boobs?
Your nose goes in the middle
Boobs! I got 'em! Boobs!

Legally bastard
my child has some better Meds
now since the trial

Blinding Festival
Why I've been kicked in the nuts
I cough - A stone leaves

She said I was a
'Sociophobe' - as if it
was not a good thing

he sold me my mints
as the pen broke he then spoke
It's the last order

order on recepit
was customer 6*6*6*
then he gave a laugh

after treading long
the sea becomes a night bed
I decide to rest

Gator hatchery
"Urban" haberdashery
Pimp out your armoire

Trust and ambition
They do not fit together
Go getters tell lies

Tommy Packer
is still Number 1
Satan's Birthday
is still a Holiday

advance australi..
a fair crack of the whip mate
some are young and free

ah riva tuner
sixty-eight hundred g s
is now a g t

I

I stand on one leg
Crow first thing in the morning
They say I

I open my eyes
World looks a lot friendlier
Than when I last looked

what the @#$%^ & HUH?
what it is or isn't..dunno
did we miss something?

Here we go again
Sicko

dante's inferno
hell is frozen over on
level 9, satan stuck

in frozen repast...
chewing traitors for all time
judas tastes like...

erm, chicken?

It snowed in Phoenix
Guess that makes it official
Hell has froze over

Peyton Manning loves
to suckle little black boys
He sucks at football

what can I say but
we get in better moods and
the mind changes as

water

aw shuxcks and tee hee
makes me blush with poetry
great new friend for me

Global warming is
Not true, it's just the planet
Earth getting real big

I don't really care
anymore because I just
don't really care anymore

Craving attention
Take semi automatic
Got attention now!

Hussein's last meal
Hot water laced with honey
He had when a child

Found Haiku - Overheard Starbucks Order

"Iced Decaf Triple
Grande Vanilla Non-fat
Skim with whip latte"

KFC is most
requested final meal
of death row inmates

Now look what you've done
Twice a glimpse into the sea
what you want from me

This font is inept
"c" then "l" resembles "d"
example below

Crisp winter morning
Nude on a unicycle
La Dolce Vita

for some reason I
got a boz scagg's song stuck in
my mind just right now

"I wonder wonder wonder wonder, who....it's the sad sad truth, the dirty low down"

I am more concerned
with your thoughts now reading words
to learn from other

writers

oh comet mcnaught
you are fucking amazing
what else can i say ?

Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing

Give time to thinking
More to life than existence
Try to work it out
*
If you just read words
But without understanding
You will learn nothing

I feel the Earth move
At unknown speed through the void
Part of the immense
*
Insignificant
Galaxy a speck of dust
Yet I am a part
*
How can anyone
Not feel this intensity
It is who we are

Laying on my back
Just watching the clouds scud by
I feel connected
*
I can feel the Earth
It

Spiders and crawlers
Programs to wreck the system
How would you stop them?

So do you need this?
An 'insecurity code'
to erase Haikus?

Isn't it funny?
Anagrams of palindromes
are so similar?

"Security code
required for posting haiku"
And composing too?

Here is our problem
Search/rescue plane is missing
We should have bought two