Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Rene Russo smiles
Topless, tanning on the beach
Wish I were Brosnan
Haiku # 38135, January 31, 2007 9:08 am ET
by slacktastic
Hello. Hello. Hi
How are you? I'm fine, I'm fine
I hope you are too
Haiku # 38133, January 31, 2007 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
old as in archived
drudge it up, find it, use it
history repeats
Haiku # 38131, January 31, 2007 12:25 am ET
by peanut head with a friend mouse
From behind I stabbed
My friend in the side then I
Fucked the bloody wound
Haiku # 38130, January 30, 2007 10:47 pm ET
by Kackarott
from dollar stores old
china made calculators
lay at my old desk

purple and powered
thrown away when broken down
outsourced, no outcry
Haiku # 38129, January 30, 2007 10:38 pm ET
by Mox
like a stone thrown by
a child the water ripples
and settles, it sinks
Haiku # 38128, January 30, 2007 10:36 pm ET
by Mox
faulting dewy-eyes
thou art three-dimensional
see vespertine wind
Haiku # 38127, January 30, 2007 9:27 pm ET
by *ChildIloveyou*
At the top I've been
And now it seems I've fallen
But I'll be okay
Haiku # 38126, January 30, 2007 1:06 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Returning, winds splash.
The nuns splash yet jungles work.
Truth sprouts operas.
Haiku # 38125, January 30, 2007 12:46 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
Children hate summer.
Wisely, indifference walks.
Snow sets then mud wakes.
Haiku # 38124, January 30, 2007 12:44 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
Lakes fairly break eyes.
Asses clash therefore nuns melt.
Rain bends scolding sheep.
Haiku # 38123, January 30, 2007 12:43 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
Offering, ice burns.
Priests burn landscapes yet hands slip.
A piano falls.
Haiku # 38122, January 30, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by Haiku
Clouds work or knights walk.
Bad false vampires turn an eye.
A full angel sings.
Haiku # 38121, January 30, 2007 12:42 pm ET
by 999 Haiku
aren't cool enough we
say till the second coming
the cross trumps the high

school clique, many boys
will wear their letters in hell
jackets melt to skin
Haiku # 38120, January 30, 2007 11:56 am ET
by Mox
I'm so pissed about
my real life this guy here
I
wish he was here so

I could just have an
excuse to pound the shit out of
this mindless kid, those

hackers that never grew
out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
or being the chatroom troll
Haiku # 38119, January 30, 2007 9:58 am ET
by Mox
zab, grow up
if I can anyone can
Haiku # 38118, January 30, 2007 9:51 am ET
by Mox
I have no idea why
that poen has boobs in it
but it has boobs in it
Haiku # 38115, January 29, 2007 6:44 pm ET
by Mox
Boobs! Aren't they just Boobs?
Your nose goes in the middle
Boobs! I got 'em! Boobs!
Haiku # 38114, January 29, 2007 2:08 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, Mn
Legally bastard
my child has some better Meds
now since the trial
Haiku # 38113, January 29, 2007 2:07 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, Mn
Blinding Festival
Why I've been kicked in the nuts
I cough - A stone leaves
Haiku # 38112, January 29, 2007 2:05 am ET
by AClueWhyAlone of Minneapolis, MN
She said I was a
'Sociophobe' - as if it
was not a good thing
Haiku # 38111, January 28, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
he sold me my mints
as the pen broke he then spoke
It's the last order

order on recepit
was customer 6*6*6*
then he gave a laugh
Haiku # 38110, January 27, 2007 11:57 pm ET
by barf
after treading long
the sea becomes a night bed
I decide to rest
Haiku # 38109, January 27, 2007 11:53 pm ET
by just enough already
Gator hatchery
"Urban" haberdashery
Pimp out your armoire
Haiku # 38108, January 27, 2007 4:16 pm ET
by Lush
Trust and ambition
They do not fit together
Go getters tell lies
Haiku # 38107, January 27, 2007 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Tommy Packer
is still Number 1
Satan's Birthday
is still a Holiday
Haiku # 38106, January 25, 2007 8:09 pm ET
by groaner
advance australi..
a fair crack of the whip mate
some are young and free
Haiku # 38105, January 25, 2007 7:22 pm ET
by mellie
ah riva tuner
sixty-eight hundred g s
is now a g t
Haiku # 38104, January 24, 2007 1:46 am ET
by ash
I
Haiku # 38103, January 23, 2007 3:15 pm ET
by Typical American School kid
I stand on one leg
Crow first thing in the morning
They say I
Haiku # 38102, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Chicken Little
I open my eyes
World looks a lot friendlier
Than when I last looked
Haiku # 38101, January 23, 2007 3:03 pm ET
by Rip Van Winkle
what the @#$%^ & HUH?
what it is or isn't..dunno
did we miss something?
Haiku # 38100, January 23, 2007 1:58 pm ET
by f-r-e-a-k
Here we go again
Sicko
Haiku # 38099, January 23, 2007 7:16 am ET
by Your being watched
dante's inferno
hell is frozen over on
level 9, satan stuck

in frozen repast...
chewing traitors for all time
judas tastes like...

erm, chicken?
Haiku # 38098, January 22, 2007 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It snowed in Phoenix
Guess that makes it official
Hell has froze over
Haiku # 38097, January 22, 2007 4:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Peyton Manning loves
to suckle little black boys
He sucks at football
Haiku # 38096, January 22, 2007 12:31 am ET
by eli
what can I say but
we get in better moods and
the mind changes as

water
Haiku # 38095, January 21, 2007 10:19 pm ET
by Mox-uttering an obvious
aw shuxcks and tee hee
makes me blush with poetry
great new friend for me
Haiku # 38094, January 21, 2007 11:23 am ET
by pictures in the mind
Global warming is
Not true, it's just the planet
Earth getting real big
Haiku # 38093, January 20, 2007 2:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
I don't really care
anymore because I just
don't really care anymore
Haiku # 38092, January 20, 2007 1:25 pm ET
by Mox
Craving attention
Take semi automatic
Got attention now!
Haiku # 38091, January 20, 2007 12:36 pm ET
by Typical American school kid
Hussein's last meal
Hot water laced with honey
He had when a child
Haiku # 38090, January 20, 2007 11:30 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Found Haiku - Overheard Starbucks Order

"Iced Decaf Triple
Grande Vanilla Non-fat
Skim with whip latte
"
Haiku # 38089, January 20, 2007 10:35 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
KFC is most
requested final meal
of death row inmates
Haiku # 38088, January 20, 2007 10:27 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Now look what you've done
Twice a glimpse into the sea
what you want from me
Haiku # 38087, January 19, 2007 5:27 pm ET
by the blue music tellers
This font is inept
"c" then "l" resembles "d"
example below
Haiku # 38086, January 19, 2007 3:48 pm ET
by Lush
Crisp winter morning
Nude on a unicycle
La Dolce Vita
Haiku # 38085, January 19, 2007 3:45 pm ET
by Lush
for some reason I
got a boz scagg's song stuck in
my mind just right now

"I wonder wonder wonder wonder, who....it's the sad sad truth, the dirty low down"
Haiku # 38084, January 19, 2007 12:22 pm ET
by Mox
I am more concerned
with your thoughts now reading words
to learn from other

writers
Haiku # 38083, January 19, 2007 12:21 pm ET
by Mox of 53f5b
oh comet mcnaught
you are fucking amazing
what else can i say ?
Haiku # 38082, January 19, 2007 7:44 am ET
by ash of the southern hemisphere
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