big smart nature boy
he makes world a better place
arnold nows how to
by austrian blunt
so much potential
too much damage oh so sad
time for an upgrade
by ash
Scrotal agony!
Wearing Playtex underpants
"lifts and separates".
by Anonymous Poet of UK
a sinking feeling
das boot's on the other foot
president conan
by ash
while stevie wonders
how blind is america
watch it fade to black
by ash
exploring nostrils
and producing blue angels
much more creative
by farting austrian scientist of room with 100% methan atmosphere
soldiers keep waring
sleepers better stop sleeping
we won't be for long
by Austrian of do now as i say to you - not as i do
interesting show
Battlestar Galatica
we are self absorbed
by 66633
Overcrowded World?
Population management:
usefulness of war.
by A. Hitler of Vaterland
the hardest lesson ?
knowing that you know it all
then telling someone
by ash
quixotic humour
chaotic tilting indeed
with lean times ahead
by ash
Brilliant film Das Boot
Connect with the men
Pointlessness of war
Ok,
by William Nippress
you agree with me:
wasting energy is fun!
iraqui windmills
by no quiero acordarme of La Mancha
satisfy myself
at least we've learned our lesson
you still drink black milk
by Stainzermilchdrinking Austrian of big fat cadillac
Someone I know is
A friggin crossword genius
According to him
by Anonymous Poet
Laughter underneath
Germans surface triumphant
I'm watching Das Boot
by Janis
Dreams saunter away
Into the long autumn night
In deep harmomy.
by tri tran of usa
Had a tickle fight
With Saint Nick and he won cuz
I pee'd in my pants
by Kackarott
As this Christmas nears
One job you don't want to have:
The eggnog tester.
by Ryan of Korea
I do not dislike
Americans, not at all
Just stupidity
by William Nippress
Came across web site
Comparing Bush and Hitler
Interesting read
American please
Don
by William Nippress
Who causes problems?
So what is an insurgent?
Some one you don
by William Nippress
So God on their side!
I think I
by William Nippress
"Gott mit uns" it said
Soldiers of the Vermacht wore
Belt buckles inscribed
You Politicians
Think before you invoke God
To be on your side
by William Nippress
It makes me feel sick.
All this talk about vomit.
Felis nauseous.
by Anonymous Poet
Give him a big hand.
The cat sat upon the mat
licking up his puke.
by Anonymous Poet
Both of my hands grew
Three times there size so fast that
Threw up on my cat
by Kackarott
with god on our side
there's no war that we can't win
oops ! they've got god too
by ash
Hats Jackets and shirts
Arnold has a web site for clothes
Come and make a bid
Politicians will do anything for money ( a percent goes to charity)
by William Nippress
Oops Schwarzenegger
Apologies to Arnold
Strange name anyway
by William Nippress
Wandering Austrian
Annexed Poland, gassed millions
Caused misery, Death
&
Little pompous man
You
by William Nippress
Roll up and come see
the incredible bouncing bum.
Chocs away tubby!
by Anomynous Poet
I had a fist fight
With Marlon Brando, with each
Punch he cried Stella!!!
by Kackarott
"summa cum laude"
means "with the greatest honours"
I prefer wenking
by metamorphing austrian
Why not press nipples?
Others doing strange things too...
A Nippresser's Life
by Wondering Austrian
Knarzig zerstummeln
was zuvor schon entwortet
The Life of a Poet
by Not An Austrian Poet
Lets hear you defend
Un-defendable argument
Huge stupid mistake
&
Told you it would be
Bigger than Vietnam was
It could well ruin you
&
Back down on all fronts
Humiliating defeat
Foreign policy
by William Nippress
Need to get your push
Your self-analysis off
Here
by William Nippress
It feels good to gloat
Stupid people specially
You aught to listen
by Bob Gates
You were all lied to
Your gullible lives Wasted
Trillions of Dollars
&
Your country is broke
For the whim of a madman
Take a good hard look
by William Nippress
pfft, sum comes loudly
and I still don't know what that
summe cud laude means ask
by Mox
the desires of
the season, that holiday
selling god and gift
by Mox
Slip loop quick silver,
forever forgetfulness.
The life of a fish.
by Fish
Nibbling the safety
of my trembling solitude.
The life of a mouse.
by Mouse
Watching and stalking,
bright wide-eyed and silence smoothed.
The life of a cat.
by Cat
Chasing my own tail,
licking my own testicles.
The life of a dog.
by Dog
No water for days.
Such dry soil but some still grow.
It must be pot luck.
by Anonymous Pot
warn extremity
balance nodding to it's fall
from shelf to the pot
by the tired turnip
Do you know something?
If you did not have a life
You would want this one
*
As we all have one
Why not use it to the full
Don
by Dancing Fool
