the hardest lesson ?
knowing that you know it all
then telling someone

quixotic humour
chaotic tilting indeed
with lean times ahead

Brilliant film Das Boot
Connect with the men
Pointlessness of war

Ok,

you agree with me:
wasting energy is fun!
iraqui windmills

satisfy myself
at least we've learned our lesson
you still drink black milk

Someone I know is
A friggin crossword genius
According to him

Laughter underneath
Germans surface triumphant
I'm watching Das Boot

Dreams saunter away
Into the long autumn night
In deep harmomy.

Had a tickle fight
With Saint Nick and he won cuz
I pee'd in my pants

As this Christmas nears
One job you don't want to have:
The eggnog tester.

I do not dislike
Americans, not at all
Just stupidity

Came across web site
Comparing Bush and Hitler
Interesting read

American please
Don

Who causes problems?
So what is an insurgent?
Some one you don

So God on their side!
I think I

"Gott mit uns" it said
Soldiers of the Vermacht wore
Belt buckles inscribed

You Politicians
Think before you invoke God
To be on your side

It makes me feel sick.
All this talk about vomit.
Felis nauseous.

Give him a big hand.
The cat sat upon the mat
licking up his puke.

Both of my hands grew
Three times there size so fast that
Threw up on my cat

with god on our side
there's no war that we can't win
oops ! they've got god too

Hats Jackets and shirts
Arnold has a web site for clothes
Come and make a bid

Politicians will do anything for money ( a percent goes to charity)

Oops Schwarzenegger
Apologies to Arnold
Strange name anyway

Wandering Austrian
Annexed Poland, gassed millions
Caused misery, Death
&
Little pompous man
You

Roll up and come see
the incredible bouncing bum.
Chocs away tubby!

I had a fist fight
With Marlon Brando, with each
Punch he cried Stella!!!

"summa cum laude"
means "with the greatest honours"
I prefer wenking

Why not press nipples?
Others doing strange things too...
A Nippresser's Life

Knarzig zerstummeln
was zuvor schon entwortet
The Life of a Poet

Lets hear you defend
Un-defendable argument
Huge stupid mistake
&
Told you it would be
Bigger than Vietnam was
It could well ruin you
&
Back down on all fronts
Humiliating defeat
Foreign policy

Need to get your push
Your self-analysis off
Here

It feels good to gloat
Stupid people specially
You aught to listen

You were all lied to
Your gullible lives Wasted
Trillions of Dollars
&
Your country is broke
For the whim of a madman
Take a good hard look

So

pfft, sum comes loudly
and I still don't know what that
summe cud laude means ask

the desires of
the season, that holiday
selling god and gift

Slip loop quick silver,
forever forgetfulness.
The life of a fish.

Nibbling the safety
of my trembling solitude.
The life of a mouse.

Watching and stalking,
bright wide-eyed and silence smoothed.
The life of a cat.

Chasing my own tail,
licking my own testicles.
The life of a dog.

No water for days.
Such dry soil but some still grow.
It must be pot luck.

warn extremity
balance nodding to it's fall
from shelf to the pot

Do you know something?
If you did not have a life
You would want this one
*
As we all have one
Why not use it to the full
Don

The secret of life
Live it, not wish it away
Take what you can now!

Life can be so great
As I laugh my way through life
Dancing with passion

I am exhausted
Danced every day for five weeks
But man I

Dee Plee Fab has gone
Flown away on silver wings
Left to find solace

habemus papam
atque habemus mamam
habemus bubim

Wind is from the north
Bringing cold and frost tonight
Shivering prospect
&
Alone in study
Clear blue sky as I look out
Small clouds skitter by
&
High fast wind whips clouds
Tearing them into the shapes
For speculation
&
A man with a beard
A dog with a long straight tail
Galloping horses

Eyes going fuzzy
Cough syrup buzz sustains me
The day turns to night

prostitute entr

An end to famine
and overpopulation:
cannibalism.