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29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Nibbling the safety
of my trembling solitude.
The life of a mouse.
Haiku # 37844 December 5, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by Mouse
Watching and stalking,
bright wide-eyed and silence smoothed.
The life of a cat.
Haiku # 37843 December 5, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by Cat
Chasing my own tail,
licking my own testicles.
The life of a dog.
Haiku # 37842 December 5, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Dog
No water for days.
Such dry soil but some still grow.
It must be pot luck.
Haiku # 37841 December 5, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Pot
warn extremity
balance nodding to it's fall
from shelf to the pot
Haiku # 37840 December 5, 2006 3:23 pm ET
by the tired turnip
Do you know something?
If you did not have a life
You would want this one
*
As we all have one
Why not use it to the full
Don
Haiku # 37839 December 5, 2006 6:59 am ET
by Dancing Fool
The secret of life
Live it, not wish it away
Take what you can now!
Haiku # 37838 December 5, 2006 5:16 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Life can be so great
As I laugh my way through life
Dancing with passion
Haiku # 37837 December 5, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am exhausted
Danced every day for five weeks
But man I
Haiku # 37836 December 5, 2006 5:06 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Dee Plee Fab has gone
Flown away on silver wings
Left to find solace
Haiku # 37835 December 5, 2006 5:00 am ET
by william Nippress
habemus papam
atque habemus mamam
habemus bubim
Haiku # 37834 December 4, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by austrian
Wind is from the north
Bringing cold and frost tonight
Shivering prospect
&
Alone in study
Clear blue sky as I look out
Small clouds skitter by
&
High fast wind whips clouds
Tearing them into the shapes
For speculation
&
A man with a beard
A dog with a long straight tail
Galloping horses
Haiku # 37833 December 4, 2006 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes going fuzzy
Cough syrup buzz sustains me
The day turns to night
Haiku # 37832 December 3, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by Janis
prostitute entr
Haiku # 37831 December 2, 2006 9:29 pm ET
by ash
An end to famine
and overpopulation:
cannibalism.
Haiku # 37830 December 2, 2006 2:36 pm ET
by eat me
push the envelope
beyond the bounds of reason
just because you can
Haiku # 37829 December 2, 2006 8:11 am ET
by ash
creativity
good sex looses the juices
better than dancing
Haiku # 37828 December 2, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Majestic desert
Sand dunes Hennered red by soft rain
Blown by southern breeze
&
Tinkling grains of sand
Sound of clean new start for life
My favorite place
&
Soul isolation
Take time to be alone then
Remember me there

Dedicated to Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37827 December 2, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
clear tonic accent
Shakespearean tricksy
and more scherzando
Haiku # 37826 December 1, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by the obscene science of a rose
When the water breaks
check your umbilical cord.
One last push
Haiku # 37825 December 1, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by new arrival
History jerkoff--
US Federal Census
of 1920.
Haiku # 37824 December 1, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by in the record books of USA
Latin class jerk off--
Sum, es, est, sumus, estes,
Splooge.
Haiku # 37823 December 1, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Three shits before 2:
Where'd I get all this fiber?
A fucking great day.
Haiku # 37822 December 1, 2006 1:33 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
So much energy,
Am a kid-drawn doodle with
electric hair curls.

Am boundless fizzing,
Am breaths of desert zephyrs,
Am hot sand swirling,

Dance of seven veils
Uncoiling wisps, revealing,
Discovering skin.

Canopied in red
Heady with incense, red wine,
Senses lulled, loose, long

Languid shining skin,
Amber-gilded, sways, hips sway,
ripe-heartbeat-rhythm.

The rhythm of life
Is a powerful beat, beat,
Every pore ticking.

No mask, no hiding.
No hidden jagged black rocks
To tear souls apart.
Haiku # 37821 December 1, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Yielding soft red lips
Shivering as I kiss you
I make my farewell
Haiku # 37820 December 1, 2006 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A week in Dubai
Try to visit Al Ghurair
Sharjah Souk antiques
&
Dibba Musadam
Sand dunes road to Wajaja
Al Ain Oasis
&
Ride on an Abbra
Fish for Baracuda from
Jebel Ali port
&
And when you
Haiku # 37819 December 1, 2006 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
So other way up
That probably explains lots
On Australians
Haiku # 37818 December 1, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Might be Down Under
But there, all is upside down -
Might be up over :-) (-:
Haiku # 37817 November 30, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
syrup stickiness
effervesce of your bullet
swelling enrapture
Haiku # 37816 November 30, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by full tilt
Sight I
Haiku # 37815 November 30, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Timothy Leary
major stimulants
are no substitute for love
but they do the job
Haiku # 37814 November 30, 2006 6:39 am ET
by ash
not the best idea
viagra and LSD
don't mix well at all
Haiku # 37813 November 30, 2006 6:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Breasts in tight black bask
Long legs, and crotchless knickers
Shear black silk stockings
*
Red kissable lips
Follow me home fuck me shoes
Short skirt bend over
*
Things I want to do to you
Pushing my head between your legs
Tantalizing tease
*
Those kisses so soft
Thinking of you every day
Your mind your body
*
The wheal of life turns
Briefly met lives come and go
I accept life
Haiku # 37812 November 30, 2006 5:58 am ET
by A beautiful afternoon spent with you
Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37811 November 29, 2006 9:13 am ET
by William Nippress
derived from within
on the light fantastic toe
gipsy jack pudding
Haiku # 37810 November 29, 2006 3:36 am ET
by cherry cheeked rosy
I wanted to write
a grand haiku about math.
Okay. Here it is.
Haiku # 37809 November 28, 2006 8:29 pm ET
by Indigo of Mars
Please, crumbling wafer
Won't you leave a single piece
All that's left is gone
Haiku # 37808 November 28, 2006 5:46 pm ET
by Kucadjru
In the beginning
was the Word, and the Word was
anthropocentric.
Haiku # 37807 November 28, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On the seventh day
God gets bored, scratches His nuts,
carves all the fossils.
Haiku # 37806 November 28, 2006 4:49 pm ET
by Intelligent Designer
Virgin olive oil
with lots of lovely spinachk,
a popeye salad.
Haiku # 37805 November 28, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
volcanic build up
sacrificial offering
yet no god answers
Haiku # 37804 November 28, 2006 1:38 pm ET
by the virgin lives
wanna sneak away
from all the same ugly shit
with one to cuddle
Haiku # 37803 November 28, 2006 1:18 pm ET
by bored and ..
Fine art or craftwork?
A Knitted Red Ferrari
A wooly problem
Haiku # 37802 November 28, 2006 10:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Traveled back in time
So I could knock up Mary
Then I would be God
Haiku # 37801 November 27, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Kackarott
Edward Pussyhands
with his monthly stigmata
must lick his own wounds
Haiku # 37800 November 27, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hungry Mr Bond?...
Sushi alla Chernobyl!
...die another day.
Haiku # 37799 November 27, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by fish finger of russia with love
Cyber-pilgrimage,
900 million Jedis.
Can you feel the force?
Haiku # 37798 November 27, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Viral Vid Kid of Jedi Temple
Charles Neslon Reilly
Would get angry filthy drunk
And stare at my crotch
Haiku # 37797 November 27, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
a crown and a plate
the spoon got mad and chucked it
it flittered then fell
Haiku # 37796 November 27, 2006 11:36 am ET
by pooh has a tummy
hairy girl penis
boner drunk, butt-hole problem
sex egg smelly dick
Haiku # 37795 November 26, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire