Might be Down Under
But there, all is upside down -
Might be up over :-) (-:

syrup stickiness
effervesce of your bullet
swelling enrapture

Sight I

major stimulants
are no substitute for love
but they do the job

not the best idea
viagra and LSD
don't mix well at all

Breasts in tight black bask
Long legs, and crotchless knickers
Shear black silk stockings
*
Red kissable lips
Follow me home fuck me shoes
Short skirt bend over
*
Things I want to do to you
Pushing my head between your legs
Tantalizing tease
*
Those kisses so soft
Thinking of you every day
Your mind your body
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The wheal of life turns
Briefly met lives come and go
I accept life

Dee Plee Fab

derived from within
on the light fantastic toe
gipsy jack pudding

I wanted to write
a grand haiku about math.
Okay. Here it is.

Please, crumbling wafer
Won't you leave a single piece
All that's left is gone

In the beginning
was the Word, and the Word was
anthropocentric.

On the seventh day
God gets bored, scratches His nuts,
carves all the fossils.

Virgin olive oil
with lots of lovely spinachk,
a popeye salad.

volcanic build up
sacrificial offering
yet no god answers

wanna sneak away
from all the same ugly shit
with one to cuddle

Fine art or craftwork?
A Knitted Red Ferrari
A wooly problem

Traveled back in time
So I could knock up Mary
Then I would be God

Edward Pussyhands
with his monthly stigmata
must lick his own wounds

Hungry Mr Bond?...
Sushi alla Chernobyl!
...die another day.

Cyber-pilgrimage,
900 million Jedis.
Can you feel the force?

Charles Neslon Reilly
Would get angry filthy drunk
And stare at my crotch

a crown and a plate
the spoon got mad and chucked it
it flittered then fell

hairy girl penis
boner drunk, butt-hole problem
sex egg smelly dick

Edward Scissorhands
Has dreams of masturbation
Cries softly when wakes

Ye! What is a ye?
Perhaps its shorthand for year
Odd sort of mistake

Long distance flying
New Zealand whale watching soon?
Hopefully next ye

Creative process
Hard work when you

Bare wind tossed branches
Brown leaves clinging onto life
Twisting to pry lose

Snort, gargle, splutter
Snoring

when you laugh, the whole
world laughs with you; but when you
snore, you sleep alone

We all need a break
A lucky one would be nice
Just for change though

sad as a shovel
working at the frozen ground
on a cold dead day

i cut myself up
like an overweight goth girl
checking for feeling

halfway through the meal
i announce we are all doomed
there's no use trying

cute fluffly sqirrel
preferred to do the backstroke
to keep his nuts dry

local sex shop sign
a discete rear entrance
back up behind shop

if I could tell u
I thought you were so nifty
I would by Haiku

oh my cockatrice
i digest u chewing cud
your glance is deadly

I am sure if I
felt the way others did that
i'd be as they are

Half asian Drea'
Will not let me drive her car
When I

Help sick people with
Food so they will feel better
Rocket ship monkey

If snow were big rocks

Snowball fights would be deadly

And shovels would break

Sign on health centre:
"Family Planning Clinic -
please use back entrance."

makes her curious
then she swears him a liar
thinking she may want

a stroke of the pen
master of situation
carrying with hand

Wait for ages then
Just like waiting for a bus
Three all come at once
&
One by one they ask
Am I going to Oxford?
And would I take them?
&
Hotel Salsa ball
The City of Gleaming Spires
Old sandstone buildings
&
Sue cute and petit
Patricia cute, petit, French
Lina Columbian
&
Don

Trawling fish eagle
Gliding close to the surface
Skimming at high speed

Love and down under
Dee Plee Fab I knew it was you
Your style of Haiku
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Billabongs tucker
Cassowary

a turn for the worse
what goes around comes around
it's blain yet again

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is my memory going ?
it's 2-2-2-6