Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Help sick people with
Food so they will feel better
Rocket ship monkey
Haiku # 37777 November 24, 2006 12:03 pm ET
by Kackarott
If snow were big rocks

Snowball fights would be deadly

And shovels would break
Haiku # 37776 November 24, 2006 12:02 pm ET
by Kackarott
Sign on health centre:
"Family Planning Clinic -
please use back entrance."
Haiku # 37775 November 24, 2006 11:45 am ET
by good advice of UK
makes her curious
then she swears him a liar
thinking she may want
Haiku # 37774 November 24, 2006 11:43 am ET
by to be bridled
a stroke of the pen
master of situation
carrying with hand
Haiku # 37773 November 24, 2006 11:40 am ET
by reign fangs
Wait for ages then
Just like waiting for a bus
Three all come at once
&
One by one they ask
Am I going to Oxford?
And would I take them?
&
Hotel Salsa ball
The City of Gleaming Spires
Old sandstone buildings
&
Sue cute and petit
Patricia cute, petit, French
Lina Columbian
&
Don
Haiku # 37772 November 24, 2006 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Trawling fish eagle
Gliding close to the surface
Skimming at high speed
Haiku # 37771 November 24, 2006 8:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Love and down under
Dee Plee Fab I knew it was you
Your style of Haiku
*
Billabongs tucker
Cassowary
Haiku # 37770 November 24, 2006 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
a turn for the worse
what goes around comes around
it's blain yet again
Haiku # 37769 November 23, 2006 7:36 am ET
by ash
a42ec
is my memory going ?
it's 2-2-2-6
Haiku # 37768 November 23, 2006 7:27 am ET
by ash
such depth is wasted
as i carve my shallow craft
on the haiku sea
Haiku # 37767 November 23, 2006 7:25 am ET
by ash of a42ec
It's hard now, keeping
externals flexed, defensive.
I flow lovingly

Like golden honey,
Sinuous, sweet and sticky;
Bubbles rise and pop

and set free meanings.
I, liquifying amber,
Beam - burnished, golden.

Walls crumble, shadows
Flicker, and whipering ghosts
Exhale their last. Breathe.

Breathe passion. Breathe peace.
Sing your soul's song, story-like,
And weave your own wyrd.

Shallot's dark lady
Has fled her darkened tower.
The mirror? Uncracked.
Haiku # 37766 November 23, 2006 6:43 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab
A cassawary,
cornered, can disembowel
with one sharp foot claw

Forget spiders, snakes...
Keep cassawaries far from
Camper van corners.

Haiku # 37765 November 23, 2006 6:24 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab
just wanted to say
eat some food and be joyful
Happy Thanksgiving
Haiku # 37764 November 23, 2006 1:55 am ET
by givin you the bird :)
coprophagia
that's a bit hard to swallow
once bitten twice shy
Haiku # 37763 November 23, 2006 1:11 am ET
by ash
Coprophagia:
recycling innovation
keeps the sewers clean.
Haiku # 37762 November 22, 2006 11:24 pm ET
by sewer rat of the drain
get with the movement
snapping off a sharp haiku
show us your fibre
Haiku # 37761 November 22, 2006 6:16 pm ET
by ash
by all means let go
if it makes you feel better
your form of release
Haiku # 37760 November 22, 2006 11:35 am ET
by hug
coprophilia
dark poetic passages
deep colonic love
Haiku # 37759 November 22, 2006 4:55 am ET
by ash
Love for a brown turd
Life
Haiku # 37758 November 22, 2006 4:24 am ET
by Frankly absurd
Turd fascination
A new sickness to deal with
Make you feel better?
Haiku # 37757 November 22, 2006 4:16 am ET
by Frankly childish
Food go in my mouth.
Fart come out the rear below.
Turdie gotta go.
Haiku # 37756 November 22, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
See the water rush.
See the mighty waterfall.
Down it now I go.
Haiku # 37755 November 22, 2006 12:18 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
Little bird in tree
dropping do-do down on me.
Happy, happy day.
Haiku # 37754 November 22, 2006 12:17 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
Me flush toilet now.
Turdie, bye-bye. Go away!
Turdie heaven time.
Haiku # 37753 November 22, 2006 12:15 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
Haikus make me sick,
Make me want to pick my nose,
Eat those buggers quick.
Haiku # 37752 November 22, 2006 12:11 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
His head in a spin,
dangling above the sidewalk.
What
Haiku # 37751 November 21, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by gyro dude
all fall in line now
the fall brings many wonders
oh my fucking god
Haiku # 37750 November 21, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Janis
Fredo Corleone
Has issues with his father
And loves donkey porn
Haiku # 37749 November 21, 2006 1:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
Thumb wrestling with
Your mom I snuck a look up
Her old skirt and lost
Haiku # 37748 November 21, 2006 1:23 pm ET
by Kackarott
My grandfather got
So drunk one Christmas that we
All thought he was dead
Haiku # 37747 November 21, 2006 1:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
Satan an I went
Fishing. He got drunk, lost pole
Cried out "Jesus Christ!!"
Haiku # 37746 November 21, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by kackarott
ho ho hollywood
long time no see great master
bitch slap those haiku
Haiku # 37745 November 21, 2006 1:45 am ET
by ash
when i disco dance
i sweat like a fat elvis
i grimace and point
Haiku # 37744 November 20, 2006 11:36 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i point at the sky
"you fat-assed motherfucker!"
this is my me-time
Haiku # 37743 November 20, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
a long trail of ash
pyroclastic poetry
just dust on the web
Haiku # 37742 November 20, 2006 6:56 am ET
by ash
The world seeks just this
To deny man is nature
Harsh Judgment indeed
Haiku # 37741 November 20, 2006 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
the nature of man
has a beauty inside still
calling for loving
Haiku # 37740 November 19, 2006 6:45 pm ET
by there is something left
Full of hate and spite
Wonder how many pages
Talk of killing, death
Haiku # 37739 November 19, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Its in the Bible
In a holy book,
fossilized hatred lingers.
Man dare not evolve.
Haiku # 37738 November 19, 2006 8:19 am ET
by Prophetosaurus of Umma Park
Life can beat you down
But only if you let it
Fight back don
Haiku # 37737 November 19, 2006 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
It's now five AM
Time to go down to best buy
to buy me a wii
Haiku # 37736 November 19, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Janis of Downsview
ash is a lot like
a brother from another
muther, oh you know
Haiku # 37735 November 19, 2006 5:00 am ET
by y10k of TDiddy
The spider-monkey,
tiger-lily and cow-boy.
Genetics gone mad.
Haiku # 37734 November 18, 2006 5:20 pm ET
by Jean Pool of The Lab
I will play this hand
until water breaks the dam
bad.. best hand so far
Haiku # 37733 November 18, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by been there done that
cast down to new life
by bumps in the road forced to
turn around and change

paths, scratches from the
bumps, and branches and stones and
things encountered once
Haiku # 37732 November 18, 2006 10:47 am ET
by Mox
haiku is easy
just three lines: five seven five
dosen't need to rhyme
Haiku # 37731 November 18, 2006 10:47 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
children do depend
fragile lives to become strong
this is "the long run"
Haiku # 37730 November 18, 2006 10:43 am ET
by marathoner x 3
Sun Sea and roaming
Is that you Fabulousa?
Going down under?
*
if it is, good by for the 5th
Haiku # 37729 November 18, 2006 10:28 am ET
by William Nippress
you notice how your
own relatives remain stuck
cause it's easier

to die unhappy than
to change an unhappy
life denied new growth?
Haiku # 37728 November 18, 2006 10:21 am ET
by Mox