Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Love for a brown turd
Life
Haiku # 37758, November 22, 2006 4:24 am ET
by Frankly absurd
Turd fascination
A new sickness to deal with
Make you feel better?
Haiku # 37757, November 22, 2006 4:16 am ET
by Frankly childish
Food go in my mouth.
Fart come out the rear below.
Turdie gotta go.
Haiku # 37756, November 22, 2006 12:19 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
See the water rush.
See the mighty waterfall.
Down it now I go.
Haiku # 37755, November 22, 2006 12:18 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
Little bird in tree
dropping do-do down on me.
Happy, happy day.
Haiku # 37754, November 22, 2006 12:17 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
Me flush toilet now.
Turdie, bye-bye. Go away!
Turdie heaven time.
Haiku # 37753, November 22, 2006 12:15 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
Haikus make me sick,
Make me want to pick my nose,
Eat those buggers quick.
Haiku # 37752, November 22, 2006 12:11 am ET
by Frank Hubeny of Illinois
His head in a spin,
dangling above the sidewalk.
What
Haiku # 37751, November 21, 2006 7:21 pm ET
by gyro dude
all fall in line now
the fall brings many wonders
oh my fucking god
Haiku # 37750, November 21, 2006 6:02 pm ET
by Janis
Fredo Corleone
Has issues with his father
And loves donkey porn
Haiku # 37749, November 21, 2006 1:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
Thumb wrestling with
Your mom I snuck a look up
Her old skirt and lost
Haiku # 37748, November 21, 2006 1:23 pm ET
by Kackarott
My grandfather got
So drunk one Christmas that we
All thought he was dead
Haiku # 37747, November 21, 2006 1:19 pm ET
by Kackarott
Satan an I went
Fishing. He got drunk, lost pole
Cried out "Jesus Christ!!"
Haiku # 37746, November 21, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by kackarott
ho ho hollywood
long time no see great master
bitch slap those haiku
Haiku # 37745, November 21, 2006 1:45 am ET
by ash
when i disco dance
i sweat like a fat elvis
i grimace and point
Haiku # 37744, November 20, 2006 11:36 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i point at the sky
"you fat-assed motherfucker!"
this is my me-time
Haiku # 37743, November 20, 2006 11:32 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
a long trail of ash
pyroclastic poetry
just dust on the web
Haiku # 37742, November 20, 2006 6:56 am ET
by ash
The world seeks just this
To deny man is nature
Harsh Judgment indeed
Haiku # 37741, November 20, 2006 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
the nature of man
has a beauty inside still
calling for loving
Haiku # 37740, November 19, 2006 6:45 pm ET
by there is something left
Full of hate and spite
Wonder how many pages
Talk of killing, death
Haiku # 37739, November 19, 2006 12:13 pm ET
by Its in the Bible
In a holy book,
fossilized hatred lingers.
Man dare not evolve.
Haiku # 37738, November 19, 2006 8:19 am ET
by Prophetosaurus of Umma Park
Life can beat you down
But only if you let it
Fight back don
Haiku # 37737, November 19, 2006 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress
It's now five AM
Time to go down to best buy
to buy me a wii
Haiku # 37736, November 19, 2006 5:01 am ET
by Janis of Downsview
ash is a lot like
a brother from another
muther, oh you know
Haiku # 37735, November 19, 2006 5:00 am ET
by y10k of TDiddy
The spider-monkey,
tiger-lily and cow-boy.
Genetics gone mad.
Haiku # 37734, November 18, 2006 5:20 pm ET
by Jean Pool of The Lab
I will play this hand
until water breaks the dam
bad.. best hand so far
Haiku # 37733, November 18, 2006 12:00 pm ET
by been there done that
cast down to new life
by bumps in the road forced to
turn around and change

paths, scratches from the
bumps, and branches and stones and
things encountered once
Haiku # 37732, November 18, 2006 10:47 am ET
by Mox
haiku is easy
just three lines: five seven five
dosen't need to rhyme
Haiku # 37731, November 18, 2006 10:47 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
children do depend
fragile lives to become strong
this is "the long run"
Haiku # 37730, November 18, 2006 10:43 am ET
by marathoner x 3
Sun Sea and roaming
Is that you Fabulousa?
Going down under?
*
if it is, good by for the 5th
Haiku # 37729, November 18, 2006 10:28 am ET
by William Nippress
you notice how your
own relatives remain stuck
cause it's easier

to die unhappy than
to change an unhappy
life denied new growth?
Haiku # 37728, November 18, 2006 10:21 am ET
by Mox
sometimes i wonder
where do all those ants come from
and then i kill them
Haiku # 37727, November 18, 2006 7:28 am ET
by ash
may I take u there
your eyes I've always obeyed
every inch king
Haiku # 37726, November 17, 2006 7:52 pm ET
by oh brother...day 8 or 9 i forget
oh unfettered one
where in the world will you go
after the leaves fall
Haiku # 37725, November 17, 2006 2:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I, on a jet plane,
am leaving - going where sun
and me shine brightly.

Travelling freely;
emotional composting;
shit makes love and growth
Haiku # 37724, November 17, 2006 9:42 am ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Rain Rain and more Rain
Who
Haiku # 37723, November 17, 2006 8:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Using verbatim
a haiku generator
May look good, but dull
Haiku # 37722, November 17, 2006 8:08 am ET
by Try using your brain
Autumn bites hatred.
Flustering, old lakes flutter.
Blackly, duets play.
Haiku # 37721, November 16, 2006 6:09 pm ET
by Haphard Haiku
Dancing all weekend
Tango ball and Vals lesson
New partner Heather
Haiku # 37720, November 16, 2006 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush, Blair together
Costly cooperation
Breakup very soon
Haiku # 37719, November 16, 2006 6:17 am ET
by You Heard it here first
never never dear
watercolors dissappear
in the land of dreams
Haiku # 37718, November 15, 2006 8:13 pm ET
by day7 ..change in pocket
Necessarily bad
The sun, shadows on the floor
Ponder nothingness
Haiku # 37717, November 15, 2006 1:17 pm ET
by Janis
audit cancelled,
Auditor mother passed away,
What a sad lovely day
Haiku # 37716, November 14, 2006 11:15 pm ET
by Matt Sharryl of KL,MY
hmm, someone tried to
sell me ocean front land in
arizona, but if

anandale goes to
the sea sometime with cali
then you got that front
Haiku # 37715, November 14, 2006 10:42 pm ET
by Mox
It could have been worse
Some thirty-one lost their jobs
I kept mine for now
Haiku # 37714, November 14, 2006 12:47 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
I ran out of gas
Some nice people helped me out
It was a good day
Haiku # 37713, November 14, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by Crimsonmnd of Phoenix, AZ
What flies out when you
Undo your flies, banana?
Does it small as sweet
Haiku # 37712, November 14, 2006 10:59 am ET
by No don
time flies like a bird
fruit flies like a banana
life is short and sweet
Haiku # 37711, November 14, 2006 8:27 am ET
by ash
Tell me of your thoughts
Give the world your broad knowledge
Not talk of decay
Haiku # 37710, November 14, 2006 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Nothing stays the same
Rules are broken or ignored
Haiku has evolved
Haiku # 37708, November 14, 2006 4:14 am ET
by William Nippress
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