Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Yielding soft red lips
Shivering as I kiss you
I make my farewell
Haiku # 37820, December 1, 2006 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A week in Dubai
Try to visit Al Ghurair
Sharjah Souk antiques
&
Dibba Musadam
Sand dunes road to Wajaja
Al Ain Oasis
&
Ride on an Abbra
Fish for Baracuda from
Jebel Ali port
&
And when you
Haiku # 37819, December 1, 2006 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
So other way up
That probably explains lots
On Australians
Haiku # 37818, December 1, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Might be Down Under
But there, all is upside down -
Might be up over :-) (-:
Haiku # 37817, November 30, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
syrup stickiness
effervesce of your bullet
swelling enrapture
Haiku # 37816, November 30, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by full tilt
Sight I
Haiku # 37815, November 30, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Timothy Leary
major stimulants
are no substitute for love
but they do the job
Haiku # 37814, November 30, 2006 6:39 am ET
by ash
not the best idea
viagra and LSD
don't mix well at all
Haiku # 37813, November 30, 2006 6:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Breasts in tight black bask
Long legs, and crotchless knickers
Shear black silk stockings
*
Red kissable lips
Follow me home fuck me shoes
Short skirt bend over
*
Things I want to do to you
Pushing my head between your legs
Tantalizing tease
*
Those kisses so soft
Thinking of you every day
Your mind your body
*
The wheal of life turns
Briefly met lives come and go
I accept life
Haiku # 37812, November 30, 2006 5:58 am ET
by A beautiful afternoon spent with you
Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37811, November 29, 2006 9:13 am ET
by William Nippress
derived from within
on the light fantastic toe
gipsy jack pudding
Haiku # 37810, November 29, 2006 3:36 am ET
by cherry cheeked rosy
I wanted to write
a grand haiku about math.
Okay. Here it is.
Haiku # 37809, November 28, 2006 8:29 pm ET
by Indigo of Mars
Please, crumbling wafer
Won't you leave a single piece
All that's left is gone
Haiku # 37808, November 28, 2006 5:46 pm ET
by Kucadjru
In the beginning
was the Word, and the Word was
anthropocentric.
Haiku # 37807, November 28, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On the seventh day
God gets bored, scratches His nuts,
carves all the fossils.
Haiku # 37806, November 28, 2006 4:49 pm ET
by Intelligent Designer
Virgin olive oil
with lots of lovely spinachk,
a popeye salad.
Haiku # 37805, November 28, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
volcanic build up
sacrificial offering
yet no god answers
Haiku # 37804, November 28, 2006 1:38 pm ET
by the virgin lives
wanna sneak away
from all the same ugly shit
with one to cuddle
Haiku # 37803, November 28, 2006 1:18 pm ET
by bored and ..
Fine art or craftwork?
A Knitted Red Ferrari
A wooly problem
Haiku # 37802, November 28, 2006 10:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Traveled back in time
So I could knock up Mary
Then I would be God
Haiku # 37801, November 27, 2006 9:07 pm ET
by Kackarott
Edward Pussyhands
with his monthly stigmata
must lick his own wounds
Haiku # 37800, November 27, 2006 5:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hungry Mr Bond?...
Sushi alla Chernobyl!
...die another day.
Haiku # 37799, November 27, 2006 5:06 pm ET
by fish finger of russia with love
Cyber-pilgrimage,
900 million Jedis.
Can you feel the force?
Haiku # 37798, November 27, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by Viral Vid Kid of Jedi Temple
Charles Neslon Reilly
Would get angry filthy drunk
And stare at my crotch
Haiku # 37797, November 27, 2006 4:06 pm ET
by Kackarott
a crown and a plate
the spoon got mad and chucked it
it flittered then fell
Haiku # 37796, November 27, 2006 11:36 am ET
by pooh has a tummy
hairy girl penis
boner drunk, butt-hole problem
sex egg smelly dick
Haiku # 37795, November 26, 2006 11:41 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Edward Scissorhands
Has dreams of masturbation
Cries softly when wakes
Haiku # 37794, November 26, 2006 1:25 pm ET
by kackarott
Ye! What is a ye?
Perhaps its shorthand for year
Odd sort of mistake
Haiku # 37793, November 26, 2006 5:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Long distance flying
New Zealand whale watching soon?
Hopefully next ye
Haiku # 37792, November 26, 2006 5:49 am ET
by William Nippress
Creative process
Hard work when you
Haiku # 37791, November 26, 2006 5:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Bare wind tossed branches
Brown leaves clinging onto life
Twisting to pry lose
Haiku # 37790, November 26, 2006 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Snort, gargle, splutter
Snoring
Haiku # 37789, November 26, 2006 5:28 am ET
by William Nippress
when you laugh, the whole
world laughs with you; but when you
snore, you sleep alone
Haiku # 37788, November 25, 2006 11:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
We all need a break
A lucky one would be nice
Just for change though
Haiku # 37787, November 25, 2006 11:43 am ET
by William Nippress
sad as a shovel
working at the frozen ground
on a cold dead day
Haiku # 37786, November 25, 2006 3:15 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
i cut myself up
like an overweight goth girl
checking for feeling
Haiku # 37785, November 25, 2006 3:06 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
halfway through the meal
i announce we are all doomed
there's no use trying
Haiku # 37784, November 25, 2006 3:03 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
cute fluffly sqirrel
preferred to do the backstroke
to keep his nuts dry
Haiku # 37783, November 25, 2006 1:38 am ET
by ante up
local sex shop sign
a discete rear entrance
back up behind shop
Haiku # 37782, November 25, 2006 1:02 am ET
by mellie
if I could tell u
I thought you were so nifty
I would by Haiku
Haiku # 37781, November 24, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by corn chip
oh my cockatrice
i digest u chewing cud
your glance is deadly
Haiku # 37780, November 24, 2006 2:53 pm ET
by have u to know
I am sure if I
felt the way others did that
i'd be as they are
Haiku # 37779, November 24, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Mox
Half asian Drea'
Will not let me drive her car
When I
Haiku # 37778, November 24, 2006 12:03 pm ET
by Kackarott
Help sick people with
Food so they will feel better
Rocket ship monkey
Haiku # 37777, November 24, 2006 12:03 pm ET
by Kackarott
If snow were big rocks

Snowball fights would be deadly

And shovels would break
Haiku # 37776, November 24, 2006 12:02 pm ET
by Kackarott
Sign on health centre:
"Family Planning Clinic -
please use back entrance."
Haiku # 37775, November 24, 2006 11:45 am ET
by good advice of UK
makes her curious
then she swears him a liar
thinking she may want
Haiku # 37774, November 24, 2006 11:43 am ET
by to be bridled
a stroke of the pen
master of situation
carrying with hand
Haiku # 37773, November 24, 2006 11:40 am ET
by reign fangs
Wait for ages then
Just like waiting for a bus
Three all come at once
&
One by one they ask
Am I going to Oxford?
And would I take them?
&
Hotel Salsa ball
The City of Gleaming Spires
Old sandstone buildings
&
Sue cute and petit
Patricia cute, petit, French
Lina Columbian
&
Don
Haiku # 37772, November 24, 2006 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Trawling fish eagle
Gliding close to the surface
Skimming at high speed
Haiku # 37771, November 24, 2006 8:41 am ET
by William Nippress
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