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Others doing strange things too...
A Nippresser's Life
Haiku # 37854, December 6, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by Wondering Austrian
Knarzig zerstummeln
was zuvor schon entwortet
The Life of a Poet
Haiku # 37853, December 6, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by Not An Austrian Poet
Lets hear you defend
Un-defendable argument
Huge stupid mistake
&
Told you it would be
Bigger than Vietnam was
It could well ruin you
&
Back down on all fronts
Humiliating defeat
Foreign policy
Haiku # 37852, December 6, 2006 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Need to get your push
Your self-analysis off
Here
Haiku # 37851, December 6, 2006 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
It feels good to gloat
Stupid people specially
You aught to listen
Haiku # 37850, December 6, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Bob Gates
You were all lied to
Your gullible lives Wasted
Trillions of Dollars
&
Your country is broke
For the whim of a madman
Take a good hard look
Haiku # 37849, December 6, 2006 6:26 am ET
by William Nippress
So
Haiku # 37848, December 6, 2006 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
pfft, sum comes loudly
and I still don't know what that
summe cud laude means ask
Haiku # 37847, December 5, 2006 8:49 pm ET
by Mox
the desires of
the season, that holiday
selling god and gift
Haiku # 37846, December 5, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Mox
Slip loop quick silver,
forever forgetfulness.
The life of a fish.
Haiku # 37845, December 5, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Fish
Nibbling the safety
of my trembling solitude.
The life of a mouse.
Haiku # 37844, December 5, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by Mouse
Watching and stalking,
bright wide-eyed and silence smoothed.
The life of a cat.
Haiku # 37843, December 5, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by Cat
Chasing my own tail,
licking my own testicles.
The life of a dog.
Haiku # 37842, December 5, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Dog
No water for days.
Such dry soil but some still grow.
It must be pot luck.
Haiku # 37841, December 5, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Pot
warn extremity
balance nodding to it's fall
from shelf to the pot
Haiku # 37840, December 5, 2006 3:23 pm ET
by the tired turnip
Do you know something?
If you did not have a life
You would want this one
*
As we all have one
Why not use it to the full
Don
Haiku # 37839, December 5, 2006 6:59 am ET
by Dancing Fool
The secret of life
Live it, not wish it away
Take what you can now!
Haiku # 37838, December 5, 2006 5:16 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Life can be so great
As I laugh my way through life
Dancing with passion
Haiku # 37837, December 5, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am exhausted
Danced every day for five weeks
But man I
Haiku # 37836, December 5, 2006 5:06 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Dee Plee Fab has gone
Flown away on silver wings
Left to find solace
Haiku # 37835, December 5, 2006 5:00 am ET
by william Nippress
habemus papam
atque habemus mamam
habemus bubim
Haiku # 37834, December 4, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by austrian
Wind is from the north
Bringing cold and frost tonight
Shivering prospect
&
Alone in study
Clear blue sky as I look out
Small clouds skitter by
&
High fast wind whips clouds
Tearing them into the shapes
For speculation
&
A man with a beard
A dog with a long straight tail
Galloping horses
Haiku # 37833, December 4, 2006 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes going fuzzy
Cough syrup buzz sustains me
The day turns to night
Haiku # 37832, December 3, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by Janis
prostitute entr
Haiku # 37831, December 2, 2006 9:29 pm ET
by ash
An end to famine
and overpopulation:
cannibalism.
Haiku # 37830, December 2, 2006 2:36 pm ET
by eat me
push the envelope
beyond the bounds of reason
just because you can
Haiku # 37829, December 2, 2006 8:11 am ET
by ash
creativity
good sex looses the juices
better than dancing
Haiku # 37828, December 2, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Majestic desert
Sand dunes Hennered red by soft rain
Blown by southern breeze
&
Tinkling grains of sand
Sound of clean new start for life
My favorite place
&
Soul isolation
Take time to be alone then
Remember me there

Dedicated to Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37827, December 2, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
clear tonic accent
Shakespearean tricksy
and more scherzando
Haiku # 37826, December 1, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by the obscene science of a rose
When the water breaks
check your umbilical cord.
One last push
Haiku # 37825, December 1, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by new arrival
History jerkoff--
US Federal Census
of 1920.
Haiku # 37824, December 1, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by in the record books of USA
Latin class jerk off--
Sum, es, est, sumus, estes,
Splooge.
Haiku # 37823, December 1, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Three shits before 2:
Where'd I get all this fiber?
A fucking great day.
Haiku # 37822, December 1, 2006 1:33 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
So much energy,
Am a kid-drawn doodle with
electric hair curls.

Am boundless fizzing,
Am breaths of desert zephyrs,
Am hot sand swirling,

Dance of seven veils
Uncoiling wisps, revealing,
Discovering skin.

Canopied in red
Heady with incense, red wine,
Senses lulled, loose, long

Languid shining skin,
Amber-gilded, sways, hips sway,
ripe-heartbeat-rhythm.

The rhythm of life
Is a powerful beat, beat,
Every pore ticking.

No mask, no hiding.
No hidden jagged black rocks
To tear souls apart.
Haiku # 37821, December 1, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Yielding soft red lips
Shivering as I kiss you
I make my farewell
Haiku # 37820, December 1, 2006 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A week in Dubai
Try to visit Al Ghurair
Sharjah Souk antiques
&
Dibba Musadam
Sand dunes road to Wajaja
Al Ain Oasis
&
Ride on an Abbra
Fish for Baracuda from
Jebel Ali port
&
And when you
Haiku # 37819, December 1, 2006 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
So other way up
That probably explains lots
On Australians
Haiku # 37818, December 1, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Might be Down Under
But there, all is upside down -
Might be up over :-) (-:
Haiku # 37817, November 30, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
syrup stickiness
effervesce of your bullet
swelling enrapture
Haiku # 37816, November 30, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by full tilt
Sight I
Haiku # 37815, November 30, 2006 8:58 am ET
by Timothy Leary
major stimulants
are no substitute for love
but they do the job
Haiku # 37814, November 30, 2006 6:39 am ET
by ash
not the best idea
viagra and LSD
don't mix well at all
Haiku # 37813, November 30, 2006 6:17 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Breasts in tight black bask
Long legs, and crotchless knickers
Shear black silk stockings
*
Red kissable lips
Follow me home fuck me shoes
Short skirt bend over
*
Things I want to do to you
Pushing my head between your legs
Tantalizing tease
*
Those kisses so soft
Thinking of you every day
Your mind your body
*
The wheal of life turns
Briefly met lives come and go
I accept life
Haiku # 37812, November 30, 2006 5:58 am ET
by A beautiful afternoon spent with you
Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37811, November 29, 2006 9:13 am ET
by William Nippress
derived from within
on the light fantastic toe
gipsy jack pudding
Haiku # 37810, November 29, 2006 3:36 am ET
by cherry cheeked rosy
I wanted to write
a grand haiku about math.
Okay. Here it is.
Haiku # 37809, November 28, 2006 8:29 pm ET
by Indigo of Mars
Please, crumbling wafer
Won't you leave a single piece
All that's left is gone
Haiku # 37808, November 28, 2006 5:46 pm ET
by Kucadjru
In the beginning
was the Word, and the Word was
anthropocentric.
Haiku # 37807, November 28, 2006 5:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
On the seventh day
God gets bored, scratches His nuts,
carves all the fossils.
Haiku # 37806, November 28, 2006 4:49 pm ET
by Intelligent Designer
Virgin olive oil
with lots of lovely spinachk,
a popeye salad.
Haiku # 37805, November 28, 2006 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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