Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Laughter underneath
Germans surface triumphant
I'm watching Das Boot
Haiku # 37873, December 9, 2006 2:14 am ET
by Janis
Dreams saunter away
Into the long autumn night
In deep harmomy.
Haiku # 37872, December 8, 2006 10:48 pm ET
by tri tran of usa
Had a tickle fight
With Saint Nick and he won cuz
I pee'd in my pants
Haiku # 37871, December 8, 2006 4:17 pm ET
by Kackarott
As this Christmas nears
One job you don't want to have:
The eggnog tester.
Haiku # 37870, December 8, 2006 9:53 am ET
by Ryan of Korea
I do not dislike
Americans, not at all
Just stupidity
Haiku # 37869, December 8, 2006 5:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Came across web site
Comparing Bush and Hitler
Interesting read

American please
Don
Haiku # 37868, December 8, 2006 5:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Who causes problems?
So what is an insurgent?
Some one you don
Haiku # 37867, December 8, 2006 5:06 am ET
by William Nippress
So God on their side!
I think I
Haiku # 37866, December 8, 2006 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
"Gott mit uns" it said
Soldiers of the Vermacht wore
Belt buckles inscribed

You Politicians
Think before you invoke God
To be on your side
Haiku # 37865, December 8, 2006 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
It makes me feel sick.
All this talk about vomit.
Felis nauseous.
Haiku # 37864, December 7, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give him a big hand.
The cat sat upon the mat
licking up his puke.
Haiku # 37863, December 7, 2006 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Both of my hands grew
Three times there size so fast that
Threw up on my cat
Haiku # 37862, December 7, 2006 1:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
with god on our side
there's no war that we can't win
oops ! they've got god too
Haiku # 37861, December 7, 2006 6:52 am ET
by ash
Hats Jackets and shirts
Arnold has a web site for clothes
Come and make a bid

Politicians will do anything for money ( a percent goes to charity)
Haiku # 37860, December 7, 2006 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Oops Schwarzenegger
Apologies to Arnold
Strange name anyway
Haiku # 37859, December 7, 2006 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Wandering Austrian
Annexed Poland, gassed millions
Caused misery, Death
&
Little pompous man
You
Haiku # 37858, December 7, 2006 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Roll up and come see
the incredible bouncing bum.
Chocs away tubby!
Haiku # 37857, December 6, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by Anomynous Poet
I had a fist fight
With Marlon Brando, with each
Punch he cried Stella!!!
Haiku # 37856, December 6, 2006 7:10 pm ET
by Kackarott
"summa cum laude"
means "with the greatest honours"
I prefer wenking
Haiku # 37855, December 6, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by metamorphing austrian
Why not press nipples?
Others doing strange things too...
A Nippresser's Life
Haiku # 37854, December 6, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by Wondering Austrian
Knarzig zerstummeln
was zuvor schon entwortet
The Life of a Poet
Haiku # 37853, December 6, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by Not An Austrian Poet
Lets hear you defend
Un-defendable argument
Huge stupid mistake
&
Told you it would be
Bigger than Vietnam was
It could well ruin you
&
Back down on all fronts
Humiliating defeat
Foreign policy
Haiku # 37852, December 6, 2006 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Need to get your push
Your self-analysis off
Here
Haiku # 37851, December 6, 2006 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
It feels good to gloat
Stupid people specially
You aught to listen
Haiku # 37850, December 6, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Bob Gates
You were all lied to
Your gullible lives Wasted
Trillions of Dollars
&
Your country is broke
For the whim of a madman
Take a good hard look
Haiku # 37849, December 6, 2006 6:26 am ET
by William Nippress
So
Haiku # 37848, December 6, 2006 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
pfft, sum comes loudly
and I still don't know what that
summe cud laude means ask
Haiku # 37847, December 5, 2006 8:49 pm ET
by Mox
the desires of
the season, that holiday
selling god and gift
Haiku # 37846, December 5, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Mox
Slip loop quick silver,
forever forgetfulness.
The life of a fish.
Haiku # 37845, December 5, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Fish
Nibbling the safety
of my trembling solitude.
The life of a mouse.
Haiku # 37844, December 5, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by Mouse
Watching and stalking,
bright wide-eyed and silence smoothed.
The life of a cat.
Haiku # 37843, December 5, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by Cat
Chasing my own tail,
licking my own testicles.
The life of a dog.
Haiku # 37842, December 5, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Dog
No water for days.
Such dry soil but some still grow.
It must be pot luck.
Haiku # 37841, December 5, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Pot
warn extremity
balance nodding to it's fall
from shelf to the pot
Haiku # 37840, December 5, 2006 3:23 pm ET
by the tired turnip
Do you know something?
If you did not have a life
You would want this one
*
As we all have one
Why not use it to the full
Don
Haiku # 37839, December 5, 2006 6:59 am ET
by Dancing Fool
The secret of life
Live it, not wish it away
Take what you can now!
Haiku # 37838, December 5, 2006 5:16 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Life can be so great
As I laugh my way through life
Dancing with passion
Haiku # 37837, December 5, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am exhausted
Danced every day for five weeks
But man I
Haiku # 37836, December 5, 2006 5:06 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Dee Plee Fab has gone
Flown away on silver wings
Left to find solace
Haiku # 37835, December 5, 2006 5:00 am ET
by william Nippress
habemus papam
atque habemus mamam
habemus bubim
Haiku # 37834, December 4, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by austrian
Wind is from the north
Bringing cold and frost tonight
Shivering prospect
&
Alone in study
Clear blue sky as I look out
Small clouds skitter by
&
High fast wind whips clouds
Tearing them into the shapes
For speculation
&
A man with a beard
A dog with a long straight tail
Galloping horses
Haiku # 37833, December 4, 2006 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes going fuzzy
Cough syrup buzz sustains me
The day turns to night
Haiku # 37832, December 3, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by Janis
prostitute entr
Haiku # 37831, December 2, 2006 9:29 pm ET
by ash
An end to famine
and overpopulation:
cannibalism.
Haiku # 37830, December 2, 2006 2:36 pm ET
by eat me
push the envelope
beyond the bounds of reason
just because you can
Haiku # 37829, December 2, 2006 8:11 am ET
by ash
creativity
good sex looses the juices
better than dancing
Haiku # 37828, December 2, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Majestic desert
Sand dunes Hennered red by soft rain
Blown by southern breeze
&
Tinkling grains of sand
Sound of clean new start for life
My favorite place
&
Soul isolation
Take time to be alone then
Remember me there

Dedicated to Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37827, December 2, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
clear tonic accent
Shakespearean tricksy
and more scherzando
Haiku # 37826, December 1, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by the obscene science of a rose
When the water breaks
check your umbilical cord.
One last push
Haiku # 37825, December 1, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by new arrival
History jerkoff--
US Federal Census
of 1920.
Haiku # 37824, December 1, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by in the record books of USA
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