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"Gott mit uns" it said
Soldiers of the Vermacht wore
Belt buckles inscribed

You Politicians
Think before you invoke God
To be on your side
Haiku # 37865, December 8, 2006 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
It makes me feel sick.
All this talk about vomit.
Felis nauseous.
Haiku # 37864, December 7, 2006 8:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Give him a big hand.
The cat sat upon the mat
licking up his puke.
Haiku # 37863, December 7, 2006 8:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Both of my hands grew
Three times there size so fast that
Threw up on my cat
Haiku # 37862, December 7, 2006 1:44 pm ET
by Kackarott
with god on our side
there's no war that we can't win
oops ! they've got god too
Haiku # 37861, December 7, 2006 6:52 am ET
by ash
Hats Jackets and shirts
Arnold has a web site for clothes
Come and make a bid

Politicians will do anything for money ( a percent goes to charity)
Haiku # 37860, December 7, 2006 4:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Oops Schwarzenegger
Apologies to Arnold
Strange name anyway
Haiku # 37859, December 7, 2006 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Wandering Austrian
Annexed Poland, gassed millions
Caused misery, Death
&
Little pompous man
You
Haiku # 37858, December 7, 2006 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Roll up and come see
the incredible bouncing bum.
Chocs away tubby!
Haiku # 37857, December 6, 2006 8:56 pm ET
by Anomynous Poet
I had a fist fight
With Marlon Brando, with each
Punch he cried Stella!!!
Haiku # 37856, December 6, 2006 7:10 pm ET
by Kackarott
"summa cum laude"
means "with the greatest honours"
I prefer wenking
Haiku # 37855, December 6, 2006 5:05 pm ET
by metamorphing austrian
Why not press nipples?
Others doing strange things too...
A Nippresser's Life
Haiku # 37854, December 6, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by Wondering Austrian
Knarzig zerstummeln
was zuvor schon entwortet
The Life of a Poet
Haiku # 37853, December 6, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by Not An Austrian Poet
Lets hear you defend
Un-defendable argument
Huge stupid mistake
&
Told you it would be
Bigger than Vietnam was
It could well ruin you
&
Back down on all fronts
Humiliating defeat
Foreign policy
Haiku # 37852, December 6, 2006 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Need to get your push
Your self-analysis off
Here
Haiku # 37851, December 6, 2006 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
It feels good to gloat
Stupid people specially
You aught to listen
Haiku # 37850, December 6, 2006 6:35 am ET
by Bob Gates
You were all lied to
Your gullible lives Wasted
Trillions of Dollars
&
Your country is broke
For the whim of a madman
Take a good hard look
Haiku # 37849, December 6, 2006 6:26 am ET
by William Nippress
So
Haiku # 37848, December 6, 2006 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
pfft, sum comes loudly
and I still don't know what that
summe cud laude means ask
Haiku # 37847, December 5, 2006 8:49 pm ET
by Mox
the desires of
the season, that holiday
selling god and gift
Haiku # 37846, December 5, 2006 8:48 pm ET
by Mox
Slip loop quick silver,
forever forgetfulness.
The life of a fish.
Haiku # 37845, December 5, 2006 5:11 pm ET
by Fish
Nibbling the safety
of my trembling solitude.
The life of a mouse.
Haiku # 37844, December 5, 2006 5:02 pm ET
by Mouse
Watching and stalking,
bright wide-eyed and silence smoothed.
The life of a cat.
Haiku # 37843, December 5, 2006 4:57 pm ET
by Cat
Chasing my own tail,
licking my own testicles.
The life of a dog.
Haiku # 37842, December 5, 2006 4:46 pm ET
by Dog
No water for days.
Such dry soil but some still grow.
It must be pot luck.
Haiku # 37841, December 5, 2006 4:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Pot
warn extremity
balance nodding to it's fall
from shelf to the pot
Haiku # 37840, December 5, 2006 3:23 pm ET
by the tired turnip
Do you know something?
If you did not have a life
You would want this one
*
As we all have one
Why not use it to the full
Don
Haiku # 37839, December 5, 2006 6:59 am ET
by Dancing Fool
The secret of life
Live it, not wish it away
Take what you can now!
Haiku # 37838, December 5, 2006 5:16 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Life can be so great
As I laugh my way through life
Dancing with passion
Haiku # 37837, December 5, 2006 5:11 am ET
by Dancing Fool
I am exhausted
Danced every day for five weeks
But man I
Haiku # 37836, December 5, 2006 5:06 am ET
by Dancing Fool
Dee Plee Fab has gone
Flown away on silver wings
Left to find solace
Haiku # 37835, December 5, 2006 5:00 am ET
by william Nippress
habemus papam
atque habemus mamam
habemus bubim
Haiku # 37834, December 4, 2006 5:07 pm ET
by austrian
Wind is from the north
Bringing cold and frost tonight
Shivering prospect
&
Alone in study
Clear blue sky as I look out
Small clouds skitter by
&
High fast wind whips clouds
Tearing them into the shapes
For speculation
&
A man with a beard
A dog with a long straight tail
Galloping horses
Haiku # 37833, December 4, 2006 6:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Eyes going fuzzy
Cough syrup buzz sustains me
The day turns to night
Haiku # 37832, December 3, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by Janis
prostitute entr
Haiku # 37831, December 2, 2006 9:29 pm ET
by ash
An end to famine
and overpopulation:
cannibalism.
Haiku # 37830, December 2, 2006 2:36 pm ET
by eat me
push the envelope
beyond the bounds of reason
just because you can
Haiku # 37829, December 2, 2006 8:11 am ET
by ash
creativity
good sex looses the juices
better than dancing
Haiku # 37828, December 2, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
Majestic desert
Sand dunes Hennered red by soft rain
Blown by southern breeze
&
Tinkling grains of sand
Sound of clean new start for life
My favorite place
&
Soul isolation
Take time to be alone then
Remember me there

Dedicated to Dee Plee Fab
Haiku # 37827, December 2, 2006 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
clear tonic accent
Shakespearean tricksy
and more scherzando
Haiku # 37826, December 1, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by the obscene science of a rose
When the water breaks
check your umbilical cord.
One last push
Haiku # 37825, December 1, 2006 5:41 pm ET
by new arrival
History jerkoff--
US Federal Census
of 1920.
Haiku # 37824, December 1, 2006 3:57 pm ET
by in the record books of USA
Latin class jerk off--
Sum, es, est, sumus, estes,
Splooge.
Haiku # 37823, December 1, 2006 1:34 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Three shits before 2:
Where'd I get all this fiber?
A fucking great day.
Haiku # 37822, December 1, 2006 1:33 pm ET
by Tristan of Vermont
So much energy,
Am a kid-drawn doodle with
electric hair curls.

Am boundless fizzing,
Am breaths of desert zephyrs,
Am hot sand swirling,

Dance of seven veils
Uncoiling wisps, revealing,
Discovering skin.

Canopied in red
Heady with incense, red wine,
Senses lulled, loose, long

Languid shining skin,
Amber-gilded, sways, hips sway,
ripe-heartbeat-rhythm.

The rhythm of life
Is a powerful beat, beat,
Every pore ticking.

No mask, no hiding.
No hidden jagged black rocks
To tear souls apart.
Haiku # 37821, December 1, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
Yielding soft red lips
Shivering as I kiss you
I make my farewell
Haiku # 37820, December 1, 2006 4:40 am ET
by William Nippress
A week in Dubai
Try to visit Al Ghurair
Sharjah Souk antiques
&
Dibba Musadam
Sand dunes road to Wajaja
Al Ain Oasis
&
Ride on an Abbra
Fish for Baracuda from
Jebel Ali port
&
And when you
Haiku # 37819, December 1, 2006 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
So other way up
That probably explains lots
On Australians
Haiku # 37818, December 1, 2006 4:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Might be Down Under
But there, all is upside down -
Might be up over :-) (-:
Haiku # 37817, November 30, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Dee Plee Fab
syrup stickiness
effervesce of your bullet
swelling enrapture
Haiku # 37816, November 30, 2006 2:30 pm ET
by full tilt
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