Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77385 Haiku later...

the postman is gay
Homosexual package
(the male must get through)
Haiku # 36788, August 9, 2006 2:56 pm ET
by chessbored of special delivery
blended family
why does that term make me think :
"hannibal lecter"
Haiku # 36782, August 9, 2006 2:46 am ET
by ash
thin clouds pass full moon
an african moon delight
homesik overwhelms
Haiku # 36762, August 8, 2006 4:38 pm ET
by ap of west africa
yes yes yes yes
aleskandar crkvenjakov
i've gotta a friend in belgrade [serbia]
Haiku # 36714, August 7, 2006 1:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
USA has done me vicious
Thing, really bad
Do they know Gxd
Haiku # 36713, August 7, 2006 1:43 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
The only thing I can say
Fuck yourself
The most vicious sobs there are
Haiku # 36712, August 7, 2006 1:42 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Just would like to know
Why I was targeted
And Who owns mine now?
Haiku # 36711, August 7, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
XXI century
USA destroys my family
noone to be responsible
Haiku # 36710, August 7, 2006 1:36 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
American problem

Milos is lying
there is 300 million of us
and we all carry a squeaky clean pants
Haiku # 36656, August 6, 2006 4:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
People harmed by the Nazis
Probably feel the same pain
The Americans have caused to me
Haiku # 36655, August 6, 2006 4:40 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
WHAT AMERICANS HAD DONE TO ME
IN 2002 CAN BE COMPARED
ONLY TO A NAZI SET MIND
Haiku # 36654, August 6, 2006 4:39 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
how nice

to be the no.1 country in the world
and to destroy a little guy like me
U.S.A. has made me flattered
Haiku # 36653, August 6, 2006 2:23 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic of Belgrade, Sewerbia
usa has stolen in the past
it stole from me
i know it stole from me
Haiku # 36652, August 6, 2006 2:17 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
just

oooh, serbians are so flexible
they are now picking on the best one
somebody told them to
Haiku # 36651, August 6, 2006 2:16 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
totally awesome
a bunch of "adult" web links
thanks be to whankers
Haiku # 36650, August 5, 2006 11:49 pm ET
by ash
forget the Exit next year
just like the kings do
boycott the shiyatt
Haiku # 36639, August 5, 2006 1:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
freedom, my ass
melting pot, my ass
who the hell sux here?!!!!
Haiku # 36638, August 5, 2006 1:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
b92 sux monkey's ass
don't come to belgrade
screw serbia
Haiku # 36637, August 5, 2006 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Robinson Crusoe
Fucked cross dresser 6 days straight
became Man Friday
Haiku # 36612, August 5, 2006 12:05 am ET
by chessbored of hula hula
Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man!

(I'm Randy Savage)
Haiku # 36611, August 4, 2006 10:30 pm ET
by chessbored of wrestling words
When you were young....and
your heart was an open boooook
Slash sucked Duff's fat cock
Haiku # 36610, August 4, 2006 10:27 pm ET
by chessbored of paradise shitty
Dear Arbman of MOOOOO
Writing a decent haiku
Seems quite beyond you
Haiku # 36609, August 4, 2006 10:25 pm ET
by chessbored of money where your mouth is
Oral Sex anagram
Suck my hose, Mr Axl Rose
Tired of your 80's pose
Haiku # 36608, August 4, 2006 10:09 pm ET
by chessbored of welcome to the jungle.........again...zzzz
Live and let dive, man!
Wait, what was I saying now?...
Ah, you suck my cock!!
Haiku # 36607, August 4, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by Arbman of MOOOOO!!!
Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat
Haiku # 36606, August 4, 2006 8:53 pm ET
by chessbored of columbine
add beer to hear shite
Mel gibson - anti-Semite
antipodean

Haiku # 36605, August 4, 2006 8:50 pm ET
by chessbored of down under
Going to Starbucks
Shitting on the john - surprise?
It is liquid crap!
Haiku # 36604, August 4, 2006 7:31 pm ET
by chessbored of room for milk
What is there to do?
Let's just eat and fuck all night
Hedonists! UNITE!
Haiku # 36603, August 4, 2006 4:56 pm ET
by Turneron of work
Going to Starbucks
Four dollars for a latte
It is liquid crack
Haiku # 36602, August 4, 2006 4:54 pm ET
by Junkie of Southbay, CA
Sitting on the john
Fuck! Who the hell just walked in?
Hate shitting at work
Haiku # 36601, August 4, 2006 4:51 pm ET
by Addy of L.A

if men are from mars
and women are from venus
where are dumbshits from
Haiku # 36600, August 4, 2006 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eight-Five-Sixty Two
Marilyn Monroe found dead
Suicide my ass
Haiku # 36599, August 4, 2006 4:35 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
melting' pot haiku

if true is that catholics organized
my projection from usa
then it is one stinky junk
Haiku # 36598, August 4, 2006 12:47 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
you know!!! I believe you!!!
talk to me what to do!!!
who needs reasons when we have smartass like you !!!
Haiku # 36597, August 4, 2006 12:42 pm ET
by RESPECT!!!
turn down the volume
there's more than should be aloud
or even allowed
Haiku # 36596, August 4, 2006 9:09 am ET
by ash
idiots!!! thats what you are
fuckin idiots!!!
all of you
Haiku # 36595, August 4, 2006 7:21 am ET
by a man who wants to write something idiotic
Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light
Haiku # 36594, August 4, 2006 6:35 am ET
by William nippress
A mismatch by choice
One petite soft feminine
Other large uncouth
Haiku # 36593, August 4, 2006 6:22 am ET
by Who can fathom love?
A single look stuns
With fervor she holds my gaze
Eyes blaze with passion
Haiku # 36592, August 4, 2006 6:12 am ET
by Dedicated to Sultry Nicky
Soft, my loves lips kiss
Held hard her soft body yields
Passion takes control
Haiku # 36591, August 4, 2006 6:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Quantity goes up
Quality goes down and down
Chess think a little
-
Try engaging brain
Before you send your drivel
It
Haiku # 36590, August 4, 2006 5:57 am ET
by Can lead a horse to water
You tiny ants suck
Flakes of my omniscience
Solipsists unite
Haiku # 36589, August 3, 2006 9:54 pm ET
by chessbored of no exit
Animal sex smell
Musky pheremones on heat
Wash your armpits dude
Haiku # 36588, August 3, 2006 9:51 pm ET
by chessbored of bath
Show me your bare arse
I said show me your bear arse
Fuck yourself Yogi
Haiku # 36587, August 3, 2006 9:49 pm ET
by chessbored of Yellowstone Park
Fleet soaring eagle
Lord and master of the skies
I squashed your egg flat
Haiku # 36586, August 3, 2006 9:47 pm ET
by chessbored of guano on holiday
Another haiku?
Quantity has quality
But lets not go nuts
Haiku # 36585, August 3, 2006 9:44 pm ET
by chessbored of Do not pass Go
Fun Masturbation
Top game for one player in
secret location
Haiku # 36584, August 3, 2006 9:42 pm ET
by chessbored of bandhana
Interesting hair
simultaneous pubics
up here and down there
Haiku # 36583, August 3, 2006 9:39 pm ET
by chessbored of backcomb your pubes
Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"
Haiku # 36582, August 3, 2006 5:51 pm ET
by chessbored of outside
3 sad wasted lines
from Anonymous Poet
fat hairy scro-et
Haiku # 36581, August 3, 2006 5:48 pm ET
by chessbored of sac it to me
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