totally awesome
a bunch of "adult" web links
thanks be to whankers

forget the Exit next year
just like the kings do
boycott the shiyatt

freedom, my ass
melting pot, my ass
who the hell sux here?!!!!

b92 sux monkey's ass
don't come to belgrade
screw serbia

Robinson Crusoe
Fucked cross dresser 6 days straight
became Man Friday

Macho, Macho Man
I've got to be a Macho Man!

(I'm Randy Savage)

When you were young....and
your heart was an open boooook
Slash sucked Duff's fat cock

Dear Arbman of MOOOOO
Writing a decent haiku
Seems quite beyond you

Oral Sex anagram
Suck my hose, Mr Axl Rose
Tired of your 80's pose

Live and let dive, man!
Wait, what was I saying now?...
Ah, you suck my cock!!

Great Michael Moore
model 'Man of the People'
- fat with a shit hat

add beer to hear shite
Mel gibson - anti-Semite
antipodean

Going to Starbucks
Shitting on the john - surprise?
It is liquid crap!

What is there to do?
Let's just eat and fuck all night
Hedonists! UNITE!

Going to Starbucks
Four dollars for a latte
It is liquid crack

Sitting on the john
Fuck! Who the hell just walked in?
Hate shitting at work

if men are from mars
and women are from venus
where are dumbshits from

Eight-Five-Sixty Two
Marilyn Monroe found dead
Suicide my ass

melting' pot haiku

if true is that catholics organized
my projection from usa
then it is one stinky junk

you know!!! I believe you!!!
talk to me what to do!!!
who needs reasons when we have smartass like you !!!

turn down the volume
there's more than should be aloud
or even allowed

idiots!!! thats what you are
fuckin idiots!!!
all of you

Anointing with life
Whispering serenity
Rain as soft as light

A mismatch by choice
One petite soft feminine
Other large uncouth

A single look stuns
With fervor she holds my gaze
Eyes blaze with passion

Soft, my loves lips kiss
Held hard her soft body yields
Passion takes control

Quantity goes up
Quality goes down and down
Chess think a little
-
Try engaging brain
Before you send your drivel
It

You tiny ants suck
Flakes of my omniscience
Solipsists unite

Animal sex smell
Musky pheremones on heat
Wash your armpits dude

Show me your bare arse
I said show me your bear arse
Fuck yourself Yogi

Fleet soaring eagle
Lord and master of the skies
I squashed your egg flat

Another haiku?
Quantity has quality
But lets not go nuts

Fun Masturbation
Top game for one player in
secret location

Interesting hair
simultaneous pubics
up here and down there

Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"

3 sad wasted lines
from Anonymous Poet
fat hairy scro-et

please pull my finger
and seal the windows and doors
so it'll linger

Garlic and ginger
Makes your salmon taste divine
and your fingers smell

Look over there, a thief!

......but I dont see anyone.

He's good, stole your eyes

Air on your G String
Now please blow my pink oboe
Woodwind siren song

No Radio 3
Modulation misery
pirates are to blame

Prostitute said what
to Abbott and Costello?
"Who's on first?" of course

he's as abrassive
as forty grit sandpaper
on a grinding wheel

Lame dialectic
Um ... "Holy irrelevance!"
Thought this: badhaiku

what goes around, eh ?
history is mystery
get what you de-serb

Belgrade prostitute?
Slobber-down-my-cock-you-bitch
Dead Milosevic

tunder from the black sky
I feel the presence that never lies
stillness of the night wind

NW 10 G 17 means
2-min average wind direction is NW
2-min average wind speed is 10

belgrade ustashas scream hell
over this guy
serbian thief, the most known one (you know who he is)

serbian ustashas killed the serbs
the most terrible ustashas were
serbs that became croats

these bloody ustashas
finally became the partisans
now saying looka there goes a thief

even today
many serbs preparing thmsls to become
"honest" ustashasa when they grow up

ustasha haiku

hating serbs in belgrade
its a popular shit
look there goes a serbian thief