Show me your bare arse
I said show me your bear arse
Fuck yourself Yogi

Fleet soaring eagle
Lord and master of the skies
I squashed your egg flat

Another haiku?
Quantity has quality
But lets not go nuts

Fun Masturbation
Top game for one player in
secret location

Interesting hair
simultaneous pubics
up here and down there

Poor Albert Camus
Genius wiped out driving
"WATCH OUT FOR THAT TR-!!!!"

3 sad wasted lines
from Anonymous Poet
fat hairy scro-et

please pull my finger
and seal the windows and doors
so it'll linger

Garlic and ginger
Makes your salmon taste divine
and your fingers smell

Look over there, a thief!

......but I dont see anyone.

He's good, stole your eyes

Air on your G String
Now please blow my pink oboe
Woodwind siren song

No Radio 3
Modulation misery
pirates are to blame

Prostitute said what
to Abbott and Costello?
"Who's on first?" of course

he's as abrassive
as forty grit sandpaper
on a grinding wheel

Lame dialectic
Um ... "Holy irrelevance!"
Thought this: badhaiku

what goes around, eh ?
history is mystery
get what you de-serb

Belgrade prostitute?
Slobber-down-my-cock-you-bitch
Dead Milosevic

tunder from the black sky
I feel the presence that never lies
stillness of the night wind

NW 10 G 17 means
2-min average wind direction is NW
2-min average wind speed is 10

belgrade ustashas scream hell
over this guy
serbian thief, the most known one (you know who he is)

serbian ustashas killed the serbs
the most terrible ustashas were
serbs that became croats

these bloody ustashas
finally became the partisans
now saying looka there goes a thief

even today
many serbs preparing thmsls to become
"honest" ustashasa when they grow up

ustasha haiku

hating serbs in belgrade
its a popular shit
look there goes a serbian thief

look a thief
these serbian ustashas scream
while destroying the entire serbia

many serbian ustashas in belgrade
pretend they cooperate with the west
filling their own pockets

lying against the serbs they can
saying mom and pop
've not taught them not to steal

these were the same ustashas
that omce were serbs
now with catholic faith

killing their own kind
like torquamada who was not spanish
these serb ustashas

Trying to view porn.
Enable cookies, my ass!
Nude images -- now!

packing my bags now
going away for the week
to the other side

serbian ustashas are those commies
whom the U.S. Republicans hated so much
wherefrom their orders come

new word
or password
it does not matter

bleeding rumors among the serbs
set a serb against the serb
is serbian ustashas new word

belgrade is full of ustashas
pretty sure of this
hating serbs, it's a popular science

ustashas are not serbs
but are saying
this fucking serb is the robber and murderer

just wonder wherefrom the rumors come
where do the ustashas live now
belgrade, zagreb or united states

- in order to understand above haiku one should translate the following sentence: Dr Mirko Puk, na izboru u kri

wear sensible shoes
as you walk the eightfold path
you may stub your toe

The Great Way has no gate;
there are a thousand paths to it.
If you pass through the barrier,
you walk the universe alone.

me me me me me
my my my my my my my
I DO NOT HAVE ANY

ain't it a pity
that he's not looking pretty
hi fidel - ity

Hey Che Guevara,
Marxist guerrilla hero!
Now you sell T-shirts

another cigar
for old Mr Castro please!
- Bill Clinton has some

Condoleeza Rice
Please tell Israel, 'be nice!'
baby killing cunts

Rain sounds like hot piss
as it splashes my window
please! no more! the pane!

Oh Sheherezade
tell me another story
like you did last night

hey there egotists
whining so pitifully,
BAD Haiku - recall?

more valerian?
induces wonderful sleep
but so does a wank

Mentulam caco,
quisque comoedus est.

morologus es!

latin, do ut des
concept; favour for a favour
quid pro quo exchange

dear Dross drival sir
please, practice what you preach, sir
lead by example ... sir

Toilet graffiti
That

A bit harsh maybe?
Actually some are not bad
But most are dreadful

toilet grafiti?
don't over exert yourself
you may spew more shit

Grand master haiku?
No! Your Chess not good enough
Toilet graffiti!!!!

what the chicken did
it finally crossed the road
poultry in motion

if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you lose easy