Grand master haiku?
No! Your Chess not good enough
Toilet graffiti!!!!
by Drivel and dross
what the chicken did
it finally crossed the road
poultry in motion
by gigue
if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you lose easy
by checkmate
hard rock opera
unsure of the hot wire
the phantom is live
zero hour comes
there will be no lachry morse
on pinkish margin
by lixxy dance legs lotta flower
I sat in Starbucks
Staring out of the window
Better than thinking
by chessbored of starbucks
Viktor Frankl wrote
on 'Man's search for meaning',
then he fell down dead
by chessbored of life is what you make it
don't waste your sad life
make your existence count some
writing bad haiku
by ash
Defy conventions
Seven syllables - why?
Only I keep count
by chessbored of fly spray smells bad
go digg in the graveyard
and gratefully lick neitzche's rotten ass again
thats all you can do
by the geoo have two sides
God is Dead.....so dead
Hip Hip Hooray for Neitzche
Cosmic angst teacher
by chessbored of feeling naueseous
Insult my twaddle?
Really stinks in the middle.
Dude - thats your anus!
by chessbored of sniff a bike seat for Jesus
Vaginal farting
Is the order of the day
Just might turn you gay
by chessbored of on top of the world
two squares forward now,
then one to the left or right
good night! good grief! queef!
by chessbored of SECRET
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust; Chess brain
by Try just a little harder,Please!!!
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
by Why do I find twadle insulting
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
by Why do I find twadle insulting
I want your ugly bich
I want your puffy wreck and this
messy cave you call home
yeah thats the geooo law
whateva
cool
be real
stay loose
by tasty mind
wachin your brain slowly stewed
in its own sauce of egotasticall stupidity
what a genious sophisticated pleasure
by ignored and revengeful
return to the form
give me that sweet submission
press the write buttons
by ash of variation without sedation
a return to form
send me into ecstacy
press the right buttons
by ash
i love a bored game
moving those pieces about
playing with me mates
by ash
haiku by the yard
he's a bard of sweaty lard
and not some retard
by ash
clang clang sweet poontang
hear manic neurones go bang
pull your verbal whang
by ash
Oh wow, you're pregnant!?!?
What a wonderful blessing!
My mistake, you chub.
by chessbored of over there
Ruthless lying shit
You are a lettings agent
How do you find sleep?
by chessbored of bile
You desperate perv!
Larger ladies attractive?
Vast sweaty butt crack!
by chessbored of go on a diet
Hey! Haiku! Haiku!
It's quite the fun thing to do
I'm atheist Jew
by chessbored of secular humanism
Have you done a fart?
Perhaps you've shit your self?
It's just how I smell
by chessbored of odour eater
inversion table
stretch my aching spine out flat
fat hairy baby
by chessbored of behind you
forgot to add name!
Valerian working in my brain
do you feel the same?
by chessbored of oopsy
This one is happy
happy happy joy joy joy!
Very short and snappy
by Anonymous Poet
Bullied me at school.
Shallow end of the gene pool -
you hateful bastards
by chessbored of wheeee
Israel kills kids
Unbearable tragedy
Public watch 'Pop Idol'
by chessbored of ....
Beep beep goes my horn
I'm your neighbourhood arsehole
Selfish is my name
by chessbored of ploppy
Such stupid people
Narcissism with dead mind
Shallow waste of skin
by chessbored of angry
We are just so cool!
Council house king of the slum
(Learned fuck all at school)
by chessbored of take your silly car away and bother someone else
Sleeping is banned
Listen to my engine roar
(I have a small cock)
by chessbored of fside rule is shit
Ha ha ha hee hee
I'm the drunk outside your flat
Archetypal twat
by chessbored of my kingdom for a gun
Anonymously
Unloading my hate is fun
Dignity has worth
by chessbored of eat your own head
You shitty peasant
Rot in your council estate
Parasitic leech
by chessbored of vitriol
Drunk voice in the street
What is the purpose of you?
Another moron
by chessbored of in the biscuit tin
Christian fundie
Bite me! said dead Ted Bundy
Not Al, he's a pal.
by chessbored of maybe I should start smoking weed again?
Cock cheese is smegma
you fucking gold card member
pay in December
by chessbored of American Express owe me 19 months of life
Bertrand Rusell, HELP!
We need your sagacity
George Bush runs the world......
by chessbored of ten
Go on a diet
I hate your fat stupid face
you salad dodger
by chessbored of McDonalds
Full time wage slave - me?
Dont spend it means dont earn it
Slackers unite! YEAH!!!!
by chessbored of button moon
It seems you are dead,
Now all we need is someone
who may give a shit
by chessbored of foofooofoofofof
Trainee Counsellor,
Really hate stupid people,
Just want easy cash
by chessbored of on the little mountaina bout to be submerged by the tsunami on the top of this page
Drivel laden verse
Longing 'bout the good old days
The old fogies rule
by Janis
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by thats stupid
