Vaginal farting
Is the order of the day
Just might turn you gay

two squares forward now,
then one to the left or right
good night! good grief! queef!

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust; Chess brain

It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page

It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page

I want your ugly bich
I want your puffy wreck and this
messy cave you call home
yeah thats the geooo law
whateva
cool
be real
stay loose

wachin your brain slowly stewed
in its own sauce of egotasticall stupidity
what a genious sophisticated pleasure

return to the form
give me that sweet submission
press the write buttons

a return to form
send me into ecstacy
press the right buttons

i love a bored game
moving those pieces about
playing with me mates

haiku by the yard
he's a bard of sweaty lard
and not some retard

clang clang sweet poontang
hear manic neurones go bang
pull your verbal whang

Oh wow, you're pregnant!?!?
What a wonderful blessing!

My mistake, you chub.

Ruthless lying shit
You are a lettings agent
How do you find sleep?

You desperate perv!
Larger ladies attractive?

Vast sweaty butt crack!

Hey! Haiku! Haiku!
It's quite the fun thing to do
I'm atheist Jew

Have you done a fart?
Perhaps you've shit your self?

It's just how I smell

inversion table
stretch my aching spine out flat
fat hairy baby

forgot to add name!
Valerian working in my brain
do you feel the same?

This one is happy
happy happy joy joy joy!

Very short and snappy

Bullied me at school.
Shallow end of the gene pool -
you hateful bastards

Israel kills kids
Unbearable tragedy
Public watch 'Pop Idol'

Beep beep goes my horn
I'm your neighbourhood arsehole
Selfish is my name

Such stupid people
Narcissism with dead mind
Shallow waste of skin

We are just so cool!
Council house king of the slum
(Learned fuck all at school)

Sleeping is banned
Listen to my engine roar
(I have a small cock)

Ha ha ha hee hee
I'm the drunk outside your flat
Archetypal twat

Anonymously
Unloading my hate is fun
Dignity has worth

You shitty peasant
Rot in your council estate
Parasitic leech

Drunk voice in the street
What is the purpose of you?
Another moron

Christian fundie
Bite me! said dead Ted Bundy
Not Al, he's a pal.

Cock cheese is smegma
you fucking gold card member
pay in December

Bertrand Rusell, HELP!
We need your sagacity
George Bush runs the world......

Go on a diet
I hate your fat stupid face
you salad dodger

Full time wage slave - me?
Dont spend it means dont earn it
Slackers unite! YEAH!!!!

It seems you are dead,
Now all we need is someone
who may give a shit

Trainee Counsellor,
Really hate stupid people,
Just want easy cash

Drivel laden verse
Longing 'bout the good old days
The old fogies rule

(\__/)
(='.'=)
('')_('')

show me your secrets
i won't tell anybody
my memory's shot

a man of business
precedes a name on tombstone
here and everywhere

faithful Achates
alas! the fleeting years glide on
consider the end

bad Haiko smells wrong
spelled with a u like yourself
inspire from U..re OWN


lift me from the clouds
flying the gentle blue sky...
now buy this tampon

five syllables furst and last
exactly seven syllables here in the middle
this is bad haiku poem

bunny bunny eat your carrot
forest forest eat your bunny bunny carrot
carrot eat your bunny forest

a long time passing
where has all the haiku gone
long long time ago

Good is good no doubt
Bad is bad without question
But dear god what crap

Write something inspirational!!!!!!

negative today
minus sad mad backwards behind
draw card move ahead

what's in that package
show me yours I'll show you mine
no really ., REAL -ly

see, told you ..SHE could
keep that big deal a secret...
should'nt have told YO=uuuu

curly clouds bouncin in the sky
the sheeps eated up all the grandmas weed

for a good time, call
eight six seven five three o nine,
and ask for Jenny

the mirror is always at post
you can run
but
you can hide