Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Bullied me at school.
Shallow end of the gene pool -
you hateful bastards
Haiku # 36509, July 31, 2006 10:56 pm ET
by chessbored of wheeee
Israel kills kids
Unbearable tragedy
Public watch 'Pop Idol'
Haiku # 36508, July 31, 2006 10:41 pm ET
by chessbored of ....
Beep beep goes my horn
I'm your neighbourhood arsehole
Selfish is my name
Haiku # 36507, July 31, 2006 10:38 pm ET
by chessbored of ploppy
Such stupid people
Narcissism with dead mind
Shallow waste of skin
Haiku # 36506, July 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of angry
We are just so cool!
Council house king of the slum
(Learned fuck all at school)
Haiku # 36505, July 31, 2006 10:34 pm ET
by chessbored of take your silly car away and bother someone else
Sleeping is banned
Listen to my engine roar
(I have a small cock)
Haiku # 36504, July 31, 2006 10:31 pm ET
by chessbored of fside rule is shit
Ha ha ha hee hee
I'm the drunk outside your flat
Archetypal twat
Haiku # 36503, July 31, 2006 10:28 pm ET
by chessbored of my kingdom for a gun
Anonymously
Unloading my hate is fun
Dignity has worth
Haiku # 36502, July 31, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by chessbored of eat your own head
You shitty peasant
Rot in your council estate
Parasitic leech
Haiku # 36501, July 31, 2006 10:22 pm ET
by chessbored of vitriol
Drunk voice in the street
What is the purpose of you?
Another moron
Haiku # 36500, July 31, 2006 10:20 pm ET
by chessbored of in the biscuit tin
Christian fundie
Bite me! said dead Ted Bundy
Not Al, he's a pal.
Haiku # 36499, July 31, 2006 10:18 pm ET
by chessbored of maybe I should start smoking weed again?
Cock cheese is smegma
you fucking gold card member
pay in December
Haiku # 36498, July 31, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by chessbored of American Express owe me 19 months of life
Bertrand Rusell, HELP!
We need your sagacity
George Bush runs the world......
Haiku # 36497, July 31, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by chessbored of ten
Go on a diet
I hate your fat stupid face
you salad dodger
Haiku # 36496, July 31, 2006 10:09 pm ET
by chessbored of McDonalds
Full time wage slave - me?
Dont spend it means dont earn it
Slackers unite! YEAH!!!!
Haiku # 36495, July 31, 2006 10:06 pm ET
by chessbored of button moon
It seems you are dead,
Now all we need is someone
who may give a shit
Haiku # 36494, July 31, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by chessbored of foofooofoofofof
Trainee Counsellor,
Really hate stupid people,
Just want easy cash
Haiku # 36493, July 31, 2006 10:01 pm ET
by chessbored of on the little mountaina bout to be submerged by the tsunami on the top of this page
Drivel laden verse
Longing 'bout the good old days
The old fogies rule
Haiku # 36492, July 31, 2006 3:29 pm ET
by Janis
(\__/)
(='.'=)
('')_('')
Haiku # 36491, July 31, 2006 6:00 am ET
by thats stupid
show me your secrets
i won't tell anybody
my memory's shot
Haiku # 36490, July 31, 2006 12:01 am ET
by ash
a man of business
precedes a name on tombstone
here and everywhere

faithful Achates
alas! the fleeting years glide on
consider the end
Haiku # 36489, July 30, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by gigue
bad Haiko smells wrong
spelled with a u like yourself
inspire from U..re OWN


lift me from the clouds
flying the gentle blue sky...
now buy this tampon
Haiku # 36488, July 30, 2006 12:27 pm ET
by inspired drival
five syllables furst and last
exactly seven syllables here in the middle
this is bad haiku poem
Haiku # 36487, July 30, 2006 9:32 am ET
by Jack Daniels
bunny bunny eat your carrot
forest forest eat your bunny bunny carrot
carrot eat your bunny forest
Haiku # 36486, July 30, 2006 9:18 am ET
by funny mushroom
a long time passing
where has all the haiku gone
long long time ago
Haiku # 36485, July 30, 2006 7:36 am ET
by ash
Good is good no doubt
Bad is bad without question
But dear god what crap

Write something inspirational!!!!!!
Haiku # 36484, July 30, 2006 5:36 am ET
by bad Haiko should be bad of Not Drival
negative today
minus sad mad backwards behind
draw card move ahead

what's in that package
show me yours I'll show you mine
no really ., REAL -ly

see, told you ..SHE could
keep that big deal a secret...
should'nt have told YO=uuuu

Haiku # 36483, July 29, 2006 4:27 pm ET
by gigue
curly clouds bouncin in the sky
the sheeps eated up all the grandmas weed
Haiku # 36482, July 29, 2006 2:55 am ET
by Balki from Mipos
for a good time, call
eight six seven five three o nine,
and ask for Jenny

Haiku # 36481, July 28, 2006 8:16 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
the mirror is always at post
you can run
but
you can hide
Haiku # 36480, July 28, 2006 3:39 pm ET
by 08463 #
my eyes see, they know
my love knows no boundaries
my heart bleeds, it shows
Haiku # 36479, July 28, 2006 2:55 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
lollipop louse
looks like lookin
lone loment loiter
stay loose
Haiku # 36478, July 28, 2006 12:43 pm ET
by hans
the man that's in church
he must sit in his own pew
because he tooted
Haiku # 36477, July 28, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by JLH
frog jumps in the pond
form 12 feet
SPLASH!
what a surprise - the pond is empty
Haiku # 36476, July 28, 2006 10:20 am ET
by jo
inside the barrel
i go like screaming jesus
it's a miracle
Haiku # 36475, July 28, 2006 7:25 am ET
by ash
now that is funeee
where your boots be wandering??
makin me crazy

turn around bright eyes
every now and then I fall
can't stand the heartache
Haiku # 36473, July 27, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by noiiice
36458
But why king of the forest?
It does not make sense

But thanks anyway
Haiku # 36472, July 27, 2006 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress of Thers always one!
maybe the wrong name
i came looking for haiku
and didn't find much
Haiku # 36471, July 26, 2006 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Are we really friends
Or are we really enemies
The world will never know

Is it really worth being friends with you?
Tell me.
I really would love to know.\

Is it really worth living
If you dont have anyone to spend time with.
I would really like to know.

I would love to die
To see if people really care about me.
So I know If its really worth living.

Good food
good friends
good God lets eat....

I am really stupid
I will never be smart
this will always be the truth.

Share the love
share the love
share the love
Haiku # 36470, July 26, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Smart Ass of Wisconsin
I asked for a Brother I got one Sadly He cares only for his-self


Why do brother only care from themself? Why do they make it that you have to do what they want? The world will never know
Haiku # 36469, July 26, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Kristen Michelle Liedtka of Wisconsin
who thought obelisk?
as in to going above
nice art~ichtecture

thoughts become blue down
hurt my pericranium
make it go away

raddled tres chic
tis a many of this weak
ask me amore I'll die
Haiku # 36468, July 26, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by gigue
you can live abroad
but you can't live without one
take heed of your heart
Haiku # 36467, July 26, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
all heil america
where any man can grow up
to be president
Haiku # 36466, July 26, 2006 8:02 am ET
by ash
U.S. Democracy looks good on paper
But in practice ;))
Broken away families :)))))))
Haiku # 36465, July 26, 2006 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
OMFG Peeps
Go away for a few days
Whole place turns to shit
Haiku # 36464, July 25, 2006 11:10 pm ET
by Janis of Calm the fuck down
While Serbia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families
Haiku # 36463, July 25, 2006 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decides to have it
And then it is not yours
Haiku # 36462, July 25, 2006 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decide to have it
And then it is not yours
Haiku # 36461, July 25, 2006 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quickly get a pen
listen to me carefully
ok, write this down
Haiku # 36460, July 25, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by cut/copy/paste
While Russia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families
Haiku # 36456, July 25, 2006 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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