Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

the man that's in church
he must sit in his own pew
because he tooted
Haiku # 36477, July 28, 2006 12:31 pm ET
by JLH
frog jumps in the pond
form 12 feet
SPLASH!
what a surprise - the pond is empty
Haiku # 36476, July 28, 2006 10:20 am ET
by jo
inside the barrel
i go like screaming jesus
it's a miracle
Haiku # 36475, July 28, 2006 7:25 am ET
by ash
now that is funeee
where your boots be wandering??
makin me crazy

turn around bright eyes
every now and then I fall
can't stand the heartache
Haiku # 36473, July 27, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by noiiice
36458
But why king of the forest?
It does not make sense

But thanks anyway
Haiku # 36472, July 27, 2006 5:44 am ET
by William Nippress of Thers always one!
maybe the wrong name
i came looking for haiku
and didn't find much
Haiku # 36471, July 26, 2006 11:50 pm ET
by ash
Are we really friends
Or are we really enemies
The world will never know

Is it really worth being friends with you?
Tell me.
I really would love to know.\

Is it really worth living
If you dont have anyone to spend time with.
I would really like to know.

I would love to die
To see if people really care about me.
So I know If its really worth living.

Good food
good friends
good God lets eat....

I am really stupid
I will never be smart
this will always be the truth.

Share the love
share the love
share the love
Haiku # 36470, July 26, 2006 4:19 pm ET
by Smart Ass of Wisconsin
I asked for a Brother I got one Sadly He cares only for his-self


Why do brother only care from themself? Why do they make it that you have to do what they want? The world will never know
Haiku # 36469, July 26, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Kristen Michelle Liedtka of Wisconsin
who thought obelisk?
as in to going above
nice art~ichtecture

thoughts become blue down
hurt my pericranium
make it go away

raddled tres chic
tis a many of this weak
ask me amore I'll die
Haiku # 36468, July 26, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by gigue
you can live abroad
but you can't live without one
take heed of your heart
Haiku # 36467, July 26, 2006 8:06 am ET
by ash
all heil america
where any man can grow up
to be president
Haiku # 36466, July 26, 2006 8:02 am ET
by ash
U.S. Democracy looks good on paper
But in practice ;))
Broken away families :)))))))
Haiku # 36465, July 26, 2006 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
OMFG Peeps
Go away for a few days
Whole place turns to shit
Haiku # 36464, July 25, 2006 11:10 pm ET
by Janis of Calm the fuck down
While Serbia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families
Haiku # 36463, July 25, 2006 6:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decides to have it
And then it is not yours
Haiku # 36462, July 25, 2006 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decide to have it
And then it is not yours
Haiku # 36461, July 25, 2006 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quickly get a pen
listen to me carefully
ok, write this down
Haiku # 36460, July 25, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by cut/copy/paste
While Russia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families
Haiku # 36456, July 25, 2006 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gnaw at interior
inudate your splatter word
a knack for giddy prose

mad fornication
intense when done fervently
best with calumet
Haiku # 36455, July 24, 2006 6:17 pm ET
by gigue
The elvish badger
Digs new holes in my garden
And one in my roof
Haiku # 36454, July 24, 2006 5:37 pm ET
by flibberjig
yip, yip aphrodite of milos
unless under caused stress
unless under forced stress
Haiku # 36453, July 24, 2006 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
disarm combatants
show us venus de milo
instead of penis
Haiku # 36452, July 24, 2006 8:22 am ET
by ash
It's so much possible
for any Serb hater, i.e., Poles
To mess with any individual Serb
Haiku # 36451, July 24, 2006 5:13 am ET
by USA
who you gonna vote for?
don't do for those
who done in milli down in philly
Haiku # 36450, July 23, 2006 5:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
aaaaaarghhhhaaaa
it's the serbo-american (unstoppable) jihad
against milos
Haiku # 36449, July 23, 2006 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Serbo guy in Philadelphia (a waiter)
Now pretending to be Milos
Needs a stool softener
Haiku # 36448, July 23, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Max The Honeyman Weinstein
Partakes in Serbo-American Jihad
Bangs Milos slowly to oblivion
Haiku # 36447, July 23, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The scolding men splash.
Forever floating, nuns clash.
A candle flutters.
Haiku # 36445, July 23, 2006 8:00 am ET
by Super Haiku
whose slave is milos
of them, the americans
or american serbian slave
Haiku # 36444, July 23, 2006 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whose dogs on the loose
hovering over milos
in belgrade serbia
Haiku # 36443, July 23, 2006 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sentiments splintered
Rudimentary cistern
Clinton's fat intern
Haiku # 36442, July 22, 2006 9:06 pm ET
by Lush
just disappointed
you shouldn't scathe me for that
made me feel stupid

absloutely right
I am twit for posting
no worries.. life got

not your tabloid press
not your renegade player
not biting fight line.
Haiku # 36441, July 22, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by princess happy
Whose dogs attacking Milos
In Belgrade, Serbia
WHY, WHAT FOR?
Haiku # 36440, July 22, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fasting for blood test:
daydreams of delicious foods
seduce my senses
Haiku # 36439, July 22, 2006 10:55 am ET
by Christine Bruness of Lyndhurst, NJ
perverse

What use is to destroy one's family
And to call it a work of freedom
Under Constitution
Haiku # 36438, July 22, 2006 5:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Church, like lawyers, take your dough
But when expected to voice
Silence is enveloping
Haiku # 36437, July 22, 2006 5:55 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
burnt scrapings from pan
bread crumbs with grated cheese, broiled
makes em au gratin
Haiku # 36436, July 22, 2006 2:20 am ET
by dead woman
one more thought..giggle
I imagined while reading
clenched fists, puffy cheeks

LOL
Haiku # 36435, July 21, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by princess happy
3rd child rant ..I laughed
he trully has his isms
yes, he's kind of cute

hell hath no furry
my threats are empty and void
like a thornless rose

all the am is she
in person cute kind and sweet
smart and not of war
Haiku # 36434, July 21, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by princess happy
Can somebeody tell me
Am I the slave of the Serbs
Or of the Americans
Haiku # 36433, July 21, 2006 4:04 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
chalk whitened toga
ad hoc investigation
for the candidate
Haiku # 36432, July 21, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by princess happy
add barbeque sauce
bake one hour at four-fifty
and thats good chicken.
Haiku # 36431, July 21, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Astro-conqueror!
Thine is power and glory,
Mine is the peanut.
Haiku # 36430, July 21, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I admit.. was fooled
I thought you wrote own koos
well, an A for search

BUT one question please
why bother with your board thread
verse not yours and all

was interesting
you must be quite annoyed at times
and others just fine
Haiku # 36429, July 20, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by princess happy
The sea is angry
Lame anthropomorphism
Bad haiku doth reign
Haiku # 36428, July 20, 2006 1:14 pm ET
by Lush
"One small step for man
One giant leap for mankind"
Said first man on moon

-- On July 20, 1969, at 10:56 p.m. EDT, American astronaut Neil Armstrong, became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon.
Haiku # 36427, July 20, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Ed ora cari,
per altri quattro anni,
la coppa sta qui!
Haiku # 36426, July 20, 2006 6:18 am ET
by R. of PT
Forza azzurri!
Bisogna proprio dirlo:
abbiamo vinto!
Haiku # 36425, July 20, 2006 6:17 am ET
by R. of PT
It seems that accents,
for some very weird reason,
don't always work here...
Haiku # 36424, July 20, 2006 6:15 am ET
by R. of PT
Cos
Haiku # 36423, July 20, 2006 6:13 am ET
by R. of PT
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