Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

perverse

What use is to destroy one's family
And to call it a work of freedom
Under Constitution
Haiku # 36438, July 22, 2006 5:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Church, like lawyers, take your dough
But when expected to voice
Silence is enveloping
Haiku # 36437, July 22, 2006 5:55 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
burnt scrapings from pan
bread crumbs with grated cheese, broiled
makes em au gratin
Haiku # 36436, July 22, 2006 2:20 am ET
by dead woman
one more thought..giggle
I imagined while reading
clenched fists, puffy cheeks

LOL
Haiku # 36435, July 21, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by princess happy
3rd child rant ..I laughed
he trully has his isms
yes, he's kind of cute

hell hath no furry
my threats are empty and void
like a thornless rose

all the am is she
in person cute kind and sweet
smart and not of war
Haiku # 36434, July 21, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by princess happy
Can somebeody tell me
Am I the slave of the Serbs
Or of the Americans
Haiku # 36433, July 21, 2006 4:04 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
chalk whitened toga
ad hoc investigation
for the candidate
Haiku # 36432, July 21, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by princess happy
add barbeque sauce
bake one hour at four-fifty
and thats good chicken.
Haiku # 36431, July 21, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Astro-conqueror!
Thine is power and glory,
Mine is the peanut.
Haiku # 36430, July 21, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I admit.. was fooled
I thought you wrote own koos
well, an A for search

BUT one question please
why bother with your board thread
verse not yours and all

was interesting
you must be quite annoyed at times
and others just fine
Haiku # 36429, July 20, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by princess happy
The sea is angry
Lame anthropomorphism
Bad haiku doth reign
Haiku # 36428, July 20, 2006 1:14 pm ET
by Lush
"One small step for man
One giant leap for mankind"
Said first man on moon

-- On July 20, 1969, at 10:56 p.m. EDT, American astronaut Neil Armstrong, became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon.
Haiku # 36427, July 20, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Ed ora cari,
per altri quattro anni,
la coppa sta qui!
Haiku # 36426, July 20, 2006 6:18 am ET
by R. of PT
Forza azzurri!
Bisogna proprio dirlo:
abbiamo vinto!
Haiku # 36425, July 20, 2006 6:17 am ET
by R. of PT
It seems that accents,
for some very weird reason,
don't always work here...
Haiku # 36424, July 20, 2006 6:15 am ET
by R. of PT
Cos
Haiku # 36423, July 20, 2006 6:13 am ET
by R. of PT
She sways on the shore,
Her bare feet sinks on the sand,
The spring moon dances.
Haiku # 36422, July 19, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by tri tran of huntington beach
Scorching summer day
Caution: Extreme heat warning!
Went out to play golf

Forgot the sunscreen
Drank too much water, too fast
Not feeling so good

One hundred-thirteen
Thirty-six holes in one day
I must be Stupid
Haiku # 36421, July 19, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Penile prosthesis.
Transcribe, amanuensis!
"Redeem me, Jeebus!"
Haiku # 36420, July 19, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Lush
outrage by ultra
violence or brutality
outre' source bizarre
Haiku # 36419, July 19, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by princess happy
my wetsuit arrived
i look like a clever dick
in a black condom
Haiku # 36418, July 19, 2006 12:50 am ET
by ash
with mouth open wide
you really must be careful
foreign objects fly
*
at that special time
wishing I had a door key
there's something hairy
*
made claims of hugeness
advertisement banners fly
how many buyers?
Haiku # 36417, July 18, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by princess happy
Drunken Ted crashed car
In Chappaquiddick pond and
Drowned poor Mary Jo

-- On July 18, 1969, Sen. Edward 'Ted' Kennedy, D-Mass, plunged his car into a pond on Chappaquiddick Island, Mass., killing his passenger, Mary Jo Kopenchne. He did not report the "incident" for more than 10 hours. No charges were ever brought against the Senator.
Haiku # 36416, July 18, 2006 2:23 pm ET
by CrimsonMind of Phoenix, AZ
He who experiments
with US freedom
Deserves to die
Haiku # 36415, July 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The biggest experiment in US History
Milos Vujasinovic
Yep, negative selection
***
Forcedly separated from his family
Without their wants
Perhaps it is a dreaming
***
Not, this isn't a dream
Life has been destroyed
They say, so what
***
Or they say how do you mean
Or just who cares
Yes, I still do care
Haiku # 36414, July 18, 2006 11:27 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
alliteration
our oceans' oscillation
but don't try it drunk
Haiku # 36413, July 18, 2006 9:23 am ET
by ash
embraced by the sea
drifting down effortlessly
caressing white foam
Haiku # 36412, July 18, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
Where my words take you
Your mind follows close behind
Can you see her bounce?
Haiku # 36411, July 18, 2006 5:26 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
Beautiful dancer
Trampoline bouncing naked
Eyes glued to her breasts
-
Hypnotized I watch
Flesh defying gravity
My mouth open wide
-
Opposing motion
Hey what goes up must come down
Fantasy or what
Haiku # 36410, July 18, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
the surf was waving
the water was very cold
my limbs are aching
Haiku # 36409, July 17, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
could be sexual
least you obtained my heartbeat
now it dances strong
Haiku # 36408, July 17, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by princess happy
they just keep coming
it's a syllable party
you want to come too?
Haiku # 36407, July 17, 2006 4:13 am ET
by nda of melbourne
i need a wheelchair
although my legs sort of work
I'd rather save them
Haiku # 36406, July 17, 2006 4:10 am ET
by nda of melbourne
Blind acrobatics
Engaging hermeneutics
Tarnished crucifix
Haiku # 36405, July 16, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Lush
Dog Day Afternoon
A nice little concert-fest
Featuring Metric
Haiku # 36404, July 16, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
time for a quickie
he is happy all alone
yes, he's a Yankee
Haiku # 36403, July 15, 2006 6:50 pm ET
by happy princess
Holy stigmata!
Injured beneath pinata.
Where's my Miata?
Haiku # 36402, July 15, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by Lush
This neat'o veto
at the UN, it's just so
Staining. Abstaining
Haiku # 36401, July 15, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The G8 is great
Like Bilderberg or Davos
Star chambers are cool!
Haiku # 36400, July 15, 2006 4:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
What if you are wrong?
well, okay, more like 'wrongish'
Like Dick Cheney's heart?
Haiku # 36399, July 15, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
Haiku # 36398, July 15, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vladimir Putin
Kissed a boy, rootin' tootin'
Not highfalutin
Haiku # 36397, July 15, 2006 1:31 pm ET
by Lush
I thought you were fine
and I'de really like to jump
but, unethical
Haiku # 36396, July 15, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by princess happy
promiscuous pei.
oh how you make my heart sing.
let's get it on. now.
Haiku # 36395, July 14, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spambot from China
Your character set is bad
Off to the blacklist!
Haiku # 36394, July 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I adore you
your world though I do not fit
I say goodbye now
Haiku # 36393, July 14, 2006 10:13 am ET
by princess happy
Once they pick on someone
In Philly, PA it goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on
Haiku # 36392, July 14, 2006 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in australia
milo is a chocolate drink
and more often chilled
Haiku # 36391, July 13, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by a product moment of ash
what were the 230 yrs ago
don't count
if your ego trip stirs the shit (your curse)
Haiku # 36390, July 13, 2006 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bloody bastard Serbs
Enemies in Politika TV (station)
Hot one over Milos
Haiku # 36389, July 13, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by local bastards win
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