Blind acrobatics
Engaging hermeneutics
Tarnished crucifix

Dog Day Afternoon
A nice little concert-fest
Featuring Metric

time for a quickie
he is happy all alone
yes, he's a Yankee

Holy stigmata!
Injured beneath pinata.
Where's my Miata?

This neat'o veto
at the UN, it's just so
Staining. Abstaining

The G8 is great
Like Bilderberg or Davos
Star chambers are cool!

What if you are wrong?
well, okay, more like 'wrongish'
Like Dick Cheney's heart?

the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked

Vladimir Putin
Kissed a boy, rootin' tootin'
Not highfalutin

I thought you were fine
and I'de really like to jump
but, unethical

promiscuous pei.
oh how you make my heart sing.
let's get it on. now.

Spambot from China
Your character set is bad
Off to the blacklist!

Oh I adore you
your world though I do not fit
I say goodbye now

Once they pick on someone
In Philly, PA it goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on

here in australia
milo is a chocolate drink
and more often chilled

what were the 230 yrs ago
don't count
if your ego trip stirs the shit (your curse)

Bloody bastard Serbs
Enemies in Politika TV (station)
Hot one over Milos

university of pennsylvania
new mengeles in disguise
likes to ruin family, test ones
***
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
***
My Penna Quaking friends
gave my wife to another man
i am waiting for the Boss to sing of me

setting the serbs after me
it is the idea of some
the american dream

pushing the serbs after me
is it an american idea
or what

the renowned victim of the usa (the most)
made hot potato (written in tanakh)
returned to bloodthirsty serbs (revenge)

what the fuck the serbs want
if they want my money
already gave some to them

it's the american dream
american punishment
or he was held up somewhere in tanakh

it's not easy being Milos in Serbia
when two Serbs are bad
Milos dead

what the fuck the serbs wnat
what they were told on Milos
what the fuck the serbs

TV Politika stealing money from old Milos
So called quizz he's put on hold forever
Operator reads caller ID

serbian bastards "know" who am i
cannot have a normal life here
it's the american punishment

a mod like a god
needs to be original
hiya kitty cat

Say No to Racism campaign
That slow poor fish had to
Cut off the entire match!

Zidane was right
If you don't play fair
You can't win none

Crazy about B.A., platonically though
She knows it too
Not in this lifetime

Tick-tock, ya don

Hands at ten and two
Life equals a steering wheel
I drive with my knee

Believe it or not
The word 'gullible' is not
In dictionary

Sun rose this morning
Five Fucking Fifteen AM
Much too bright to sleep

Simultaneous
Ticker tape braille for the blind
Hearing foreign films

beneath a full moon
i contemplate the future
it's like, whatever

Soft dappled green light
Shafts of sunlight pierce the trees
My Midsummer dream
*
The woods smell so fresh
The first clean smell after rain
Enchanted I sit

Beautiful woman
Softly her arms hold me close
She

Needle like Shower
My naked sleepy skin screams
Exhausted I wash
*
Five hours of Salsa
I ache from my head to toe
But it was fun though

All the worlds a stage
And all the people are actors
I bags I

small lizards scatter
mambas lurk in the green bush
i need a shower

nothing personal
but i'm not talking to you
or to someone else

There's one golden rule
"Don't start land wars in Asia"
There. Is that so hard?

Poets are liars
Haikuists tell only truth
Odd that both are true

We are so lonely
Lonely - we live as we breathe
As we breathe, alone

Fuck this, today's half
gone and all I've done is come
downstairs to make tea.

You talkin' to me?
For this type of (bad) haiku
just counting's required.

no conversation
i'm not sure you have the skills
not that i can tell

Familiar has just
three syllables the way that
I say it, so there!