Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

promiscuous pei.
oh how you make my heart sing.
let's get it on. now.
Haiku # 36395, July 14, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spambot from China
Your character set is bad
Off to the blacklist!
Haiku # 36394, July 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I adore you
your world though I do not fit
I say goodbye now
Haiku # 36393, July 14, 2006 10:13 am ET
by princess happy
Once they pick on someone
In Philly, PA it goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on
Haiku # 36392, July 14, 2006 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in australia
milo is a chocolate drink
and more often chilled
Haiku # 36391, July 13, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by a product moment of ash
what were the 230 yrs ago
don't count
if your ego trip stirs the shit (your curse)
Haiku # 36390, July 13, 2006 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bloody bastard Serbs
Enemies in Politika TV (station)
Hot one over Milos
Haiku # 36389, July 13, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by local bastards win
university of pennsylvania
new mengeles in disguise
likes to ruin family, test ones
***
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
***
My Penna Quaking friends
gave my wife to another man
i am waiting for the Boss to sing of me
Haiku # 36388, July 13, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
setting the serbs after me
it is the idea of some
the american dream
Haiku # 36387, July 13, 2006 7:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
pushing the serbs after me
is it an american idea
or what
Haiku # 36386, July 13, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
the renowned victim of the usa (the most)
made hot potato (written in tanakh)
returned to bloodthirsty serbs (revenge)
Haiku # 36385, July 13, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
what the fuck the serbs want
if they want my money
already gave some to them
Haiku # 36384, July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's the american dream
american punishment
or he was held up somewhere in tanakh
Haiku # 36383, July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by bertween the lines and lies
it's not easy being Milos in Serbia
when two Serbs are bad
Milos dead
Haiku # 36382, July 13, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck the serbs wnat
what they were told on Milos
what the fuck the serbs
Haiku # 36381, July 13, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
TV Politika stealing money from old Milos
So called quizz he's put on hold forever
Operator reads caller ID
Haiku # 36380, July 13, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by nab the bastards wherever they are
serbian bastards "know" who am i
cannot have a normal life here
it's the american punishment
Haiku # 36379, July 13, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
a mod like a god
needs to be original
hiya kitty cat
Haiku # 36378, July 13, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by princess happy
Say No to Racism campaign
That slow poor fish had to
Cut off the entire match!
Haiku # 36377, July 13, 2006 6:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Zidane was right
If you don't play fair
You can't win none
Haiku # 36376, July 12, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crazy about B.A., platonically though
She knows it too
Not in this lifetime
Haiku # 36375, July 12, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Tick-tock, ya don
Haiku # 36373, July 11, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Goalie Chris of Phx, AZ
Hands at ten and two
Life equals a steering wheel
I drive with my knee
Haiku # 36372, July 11, 2006 5:23 pm ET
by Goalie Chris of Phx, AZ
Believe it or not
The word 'gullible' is not
In dictionary
Haiku # 36371, July 11, 2006 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun rose this morning
Five Fucking Fifteen AM
Much too bright to sleep
Haiku # 36370, July 10, 2006 5:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Simultaneous
Ticker tape braille for the blind
Hearing foreign films
Haiku # 36369, July 10, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Lush
beneath a full moon
i contemplate the future
it's like, whatever
Haiku # 36368, July 10, 2006 6:51 am ET
by ash
Soft dappled green light
Shafts of sunlight pierce the trees
My Midsummer dream
*
The woods smell so fresh
The first clean smell after rain
Enchanted I sit
Haiku # 36367, July 10, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Beautiful woman
Softly her arms hold me close
She
Haiku # 36366, July 10, 2006 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Needle like Shower
My naked sleepy skin screams
Exhausted I wash
*
Five hours of Salsa
I ache from my head to toe
But it was fun though
Haiku # 36365, July 10, 2006 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
All the worlds a stage
And all the people are actors
I bags I
Haiku # 36364, July 10, 2006 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
small lizards scatter
mambas lurk in the green bush
i need a shower
Haiku # 36363, July 9, 2006 10:44 am ET
by ap of Bioko Island
nothing personal
but i'm not talking to you
or to someone else
Haiku # 36362, July 8, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by ash
There's one golden rule
"Don't start land wars in Asia"
There. Is that so hard?
Haiku # 36361, July 8, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Poets are liars
Haikuists tell only truth
Odd that both are true
Haiku # 36360, July 8, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
We are so lonely
Lonely - we live as we breathe
As we breathe, alone
Haiku # 36359, July 8, 2006 8:32 am ET
by Brady of Toronto
Fuck this, today's half
gone and all I've done is come
downstairs to make tea.
Haiku # 36358, July 8, 2006 7:56 am ET
by Ghost No 9
You talkin' to me?
For this type of (bad) haiku
just counting's required.
Haiku # 36357, July 8, 2006 7:53 am ET
by OJs Girl of England
no conversation
i'm not sure you have the skills
not that i can tell
Haiku # 36356, July 8, 2006 5:00 am ET
by ash
Familiar has just
three syllables the way that
I say it, so there!
Haiku # 36355, July 7, 2006 6:47 pm ET
by OJs girl
Words work hard for me:
Echelons, gnomicism,
Troglodyte, Frisbee.
Haiku # 36354, July 7, 2006 4:30 pm ET
by Phlegmy
My girl is love sick.
Does that make me an illness
infecting a wound?
Haiku # 36353, July 7, 2006 3:35 pm ET
by office jockey of England
Haiku: thoughts and words
Thoughts that breathe, and words that burn
Not the crap I write
Haiku # 36352, July 7, 2006 3:02 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Paracetamol,
gets u well. Hugs and kisses
make you feel better!!
Haiku # 36351, July 7, 2006 1:58 pm ET
by office jockey of England
Through my elbow skin
You can feel a screw - I'm
metalled up inside.
Haiku # 36350, July 7, 2006 1:50 pm ET
by Phlegmy
I love the way you
walk, with purpose; love how you
smile, and blow kisses.
Haiku # 36349, July 7, 2006 12:43 pm ET
by Ojs Girl of England
Isn't it strange that
someone you've just met can feel
So damned familiar?
Haiku # 36348, July 7, 2006 12:24 pm ET
by Ghost No 9
I was hungover.
You made me feel much better
with your slow kisses.
Haiku # 36347, July 7, 2006 12:05 pm ET
by OJs Girl of England
It's twenty past one
and raining outside. Pass time
writing Bad Haiku.
Haiku # 36346, July 6, 2006 2:33 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
You want to know me?
Truth is you can
Haiku # 36345, July 6, 2006 9:24 am ET
by spitting is spitting
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