Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #36421
Scorching summer day
Caution: Extreme heat warning!
Went out to play golf

Forgot the sunscreen
Drank too much water, too fast
Not feeling so good

One hundred-thirteen
Thirty-six holes in one day
I must be Stupid
Haiku #36421
Posted: July 19, 2006 7:19 pm ET
Poet & location: Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ