Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Beautiful dancer
Trampoline bouncing naked
Eyes glued to her breasts
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Hypnotized I watch
Flesh defying gravity
My mouth open wide
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Opposing motion
Hey what goes up must come down
Fantasy or what
Haiku # 36410, July 18, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
the surf was waving
the water was very cold
my limbs are aching
Haiku # 36409, July 17, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
could be sexual
least you obtained my heartbeat
now it dances strong
Haiku # 36408, July 17, 2006 5:42 pm ET
by princess happy
they just keep coming
it's a syllable party
you want to come too?
Haiku # 36407, July 17, 2006 4:13 am ET
by nda of melbourne
i need a wheelchair
although my legs sort of work
I'd rather save them
Haiku # 36406, July 17, 2006 4:10 am ET
by nda of melbourne
Blind acrobatics
Engaging hermeneutics
Tarnished crucifix
Haiku # 36405, July 16, 2006 3:11 pm ET
by Lush
Dog Day Afternoon
A nice little concert-fest
Featuring Metric
Haiku # 36404, July 16, 2006 12:09 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
time for a quickie
he is happy all alone
yes, he's a Yankee
Haiku # 36403, July 15, 2006 6:50 pm ET
by happy princess
Holy stigmata!
Injured beneath pinata.
Where's my Miata?
Haiku # 36402, July 15, 2006 6:28 pm ET
by Lush
This neat'o veto
at the UN, it's just so
Staining. Abstaining
Haiku # 36401, July 15, 2006 4:13 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
The G8 is great
Like Bilderberg or Davos
Star chambers are cool!
Haiku # 36400, July 15, 2006 4:08 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
What if you are wrong?
well, okay, more like 'wrongish'
Like Dick Cheney's heart?
Haiku # 36399, July 15, 2006 4:00 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
Haiku # 36398, July 15, 2006 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vladimir Putin
Kissed a boy, rootin' tootin'
Not highfalutin
Haiku # 36397, July 15, 2006 1:31 pm ET
by Lush
I thought you were fine
and I'de really like to jump
but, unethical
Haiku # 36396, July 15, 2006 12:15 pm ET
by princess happy
promiscuous pei.
oh how you make my heart sing.
let's get it on. now.
Haiku # 36395, July 14, 2006 8:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Spambot from China
Your character set is bad
Off to the blacklist!
Haiku # 36394, July 14, 2006 11:01 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh I adore you
your world though I do not fit
I say goodbye now
Haiku # 36393, July 14, 2006 10:13 am ET
by princess happy
Once they pick on someone
In Philly, PA it goes on
And on, and on, and on, and on
Haiku # 36392, July 14, 2006 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
here in australia
milo is a chocolate drink
and more often chilled
Haiku # 36391, July 13, 2006 7:24 pm ET
by a product moment of ash
what were the 230 yrs ago
don't count
if your ego trip stirs the shit (your curse)
Haiku # 36390, July 13, 2006 7:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bloody bastard Serbs
Enemies in Politika TV (station)
Hot one over Milos
Haiku # 36389, July 13, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by local bastards win
university of pennsylvania
new mengeles in disguise
likes to ruin family, test ones
***
the city of philadelphia
stole everything off me
barren soul, naked
***
My Penna Quaking friends
gave my wife to another man
i am waiting for the Boss to sing of me
Haiku # 36388, July 13, 2006 7:17 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
setting the serbs after me
it is the idea of some
the american dream
Haiku # 36387, July 13, 2006 7:02 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
pushing the serbs after me
is it an american idea
or what
Haiku # 36386, July 13, 2006 7:00 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
the renowned victim of the usa (the most)
made hot potato (written in tanakh)
returned to bloodthirsty serbs (revenge)
Haiku # 36385, July 13, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
what the fuck the serbs want
if they want my money
already gave some to them
Haiku # 36384, July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's the american dream
american punishment
or he was held up somewhere in tanakh
Haiku # 36383, July 13, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by bertween the lines and lies
it's not easy being Milos in Serbia
when two Serbs are bad
Milos dead
Haiku # 36382, July 13, 2006 6:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what the fuck the serbs wnat
what they were told on Milos
what the fuck the serbs
Haiku # 36381, July 13, 2006 6:35 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
TV Politika stealing money from old Milos
So called quizz he's put on hold forever
Operator reads caller ID
Haiku # 36380, July 13, 2006 6:34 pm ET
by nab the bastards wherever they are
serbian bastards "know" who am i
cannot have a normal life here
it's the american punishment
Haiku # 36379, July 13, 2006 6:33 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
a mod like a god
needs to be original
hiya kitty cat
Haiku # 36378, July 13, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by princess happy
Say No to Racism campaign
That slow poor fish had to
Cut off the entire match!
Haiku # 36377, July 13, 2006 6:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Zidane was right
If you don't play fair
You can't win none
Haiku # 36376, July 12, 2006 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crazy about B.A., platonically though
She knows it too
Not in this lifetime
Haiku # 36375, July 12, 2006 2:07 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Tick-tock, ya don
Haiku # 36373, July 11, 2006 5:25 pm ET
by Goalie Chris of Phx, AZ
Hands at ten and two
Life equals a steering wheel
I drive with my knee
Haiku # 36372, July 11, 2006 5:23 pm ET
by Goalie Chris of Phx, AZ
Believe it or not
The word 'gullible' is not
In dictionary
Haiku # 36371, July 11, 2006 1:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sun rose this morning
Five Fucking Fifteen AM
Much too bright to sleep
Haiku # 36370, July 10, 2006 5:43 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Simultaneous
Ticker tape braille for the blind
Hearing foreign films
Haiku # 36369, July 10, 2006 11:32 am ET
by Lush
beneath a full moon
i contemplate the future
it's like, whatever
Haiku # 36368, July 10, 2006 6:51 am ET
by ash
Soft dappled green light
Shafts of sunlight pierce the trees
My Midsummer dream
*
The woods smell so fresh
The first clean smell after rain
Enchanted I sit
Haiku # 36367, July 10, 2006 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Beautiful woman
Softly her arms hold me close
She
Haiku # 36366, July 10, 2006 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
Needle like Shower
My naked sleepy skin screams
Exhausted I wash
*
Five hours of Salsa
I ache from my head to toe
But it was fun though
Haiku # 36365, July 10, 2006 4:36 am ET
by William Nippress
All the worlds a stage
And all the people are actors
I bags I
Haiku # 36364, July 10, 2006 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
small lizards scatter
mambas lurk in the green bush
i need a shower
Haiku # 36363, July 9, 2006 10:44 am ET
by ap of Bioko Island
nothing personal
but i'm not talking to you
or to someone else
Haiku # 36362, July 8, 2006 10:15 pm ET
by ash
There's one golden rule
"Don't start land wars in Asia"
There. Is that so hard?
Haiku # 36361, July 8, 2006 1:47 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
Poets are liars
Haikuists tell only truth
Odd that both are true
Haiku # 36360, July 8, 2006 1:39 pm ET
by Brady of Toronto
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