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Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decides to have it
And then it is not yours
Haiku # 36462, July 25, 2006 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decide to have it
And then it is not yours
Haiku # 36461, July 25, 2006 6:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
quickly get a pen
listen to me carefully
ok, write this down
Haiku # 36460, July 25, 2006 6:25 pm ET
by cut/copy/paste
While Russia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families
Haiku # 36456, July 25, 2006 5:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gnaw at interior
inudate your splatter word
a knack for giddy prose

mad fornication
intense when done fervently
best with calumet
Haiku # 36455, July 24, 2006 6:17 pm ET
by gigue
The elvish badger
Digs new holes in my garden
And one in my roof
Haiku # 36454, July 24, 2006 5:37 pm ET
by flibberjig
yip, yip aphrodite of milos
unless under caused stress
unless under forced stress
Haiku # 36453, July 24, 2006 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
disarm combatants
show us venus de milo
instead of penis
Haiku # 36452, July 24, 2006 8:22 am ET
by ash
It's so much possible
for any Serb hater, i.e., Poles
To mess with any individual Serb
Haiku # 36451, July 24, 2006 5:13 am ET
by USA
who you gonna vote for?
don't do for those
who done in milli down in philly
Haiku # 36450, July 23, 2006 5:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
aaaaaarghhhhaaaa
it's the serbo-american (unstoppable) jihad
against milos
Haiku # 36449, July 23, 2006 2:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Serbo guy in Philadelphia (a waiter)
Now pretending to be Milos
Needs a stool softener
Haiku # 36448, July 23, 2006 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Max The Honeyman Weinstein
Partakes in Serbo-American Jihad
Bangs Milos slowly to oblivion
Haiku # 36447, July 23, 2006 12:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The scolding men splash.
Forever floating, nuns clash.
A candle flutters.
Haiku # 36445, July 23, 2006 8:00 am ET
by Super Haiku
whose slave is milos
of them, the americans
or american serbian slave
Haiku # 36444, July 23, 2006 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
whose dogs on the loose
hovering over milos
in belgrade serbia
Haiku # 36443, July 23, 2006 2:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sentiments splintered
Rudimentary cistern
Clinton's fat intern
Haiku # 36442, July 22, 2006 9:06 pm ET
by Lush
just disappointed
you shouldn't scathe me for that
made me feel stupid

absloutely right
I am twit for posting
no worries.. life got

not your tabloid press
not your renegade player
not biting fight line.
Haiku # 36441, July 22, 2006 3:53 pm ET
by princess happy
Whose dogs attacking Milos
In Belgrade, Serbia
WHY, WHAT FOR?
Haiku # 36440, July 22, 2006 2:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fasting for blood test:
daydreams of delicious foods
seduce my senses
Haiku # 36439, July 22, 2006 10:55 am ET
by Christine Bruness of Lyndhurst, NJ
perverse

What use is to destroy one's family
And to call it a work of freedom
Under Constitution
Haiku # 36438, July 22, 2006 5:58 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
Church, like lawyers, take your dough
But when expected to voice
Silence is enveloping
Haiku # 36437, July 22, 2006 5:55 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
burnt scrapings from pan
bread crumbs with grated cheese, broiled
makes em au gratin
Haiku # 36436, July 22, 2006 2:20 am ET
by dead woman
one more thought..giggle
I imagined while reading
clenched fists, puffy cheeks

LOL
Haiku # 36435, July 21, 2006 4:55 pm ET
by princess happy
3rd child rant ..I laughed
he trully has his isms
yes, he's kind of cute

hell hath no furry
my threats are empty and void
like a thornless rose

all the am is she
in person cute kind and sweet
smart and not of war
Haiku # 36434, July 21, 2006 4:50 pm ET
by princess happy
Can somebeody tell me
Am I the slave of the Serbs
Or of the Americans
Haiku # 36433, July 21, 2006 4:04 pm ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
chalk whitened toga
ad hoc investigation
for the candidate
Haiku # 36432, July 21, 2006 12:01 pm ET
by princess happy
add barbeque sauce
bake one hour at four-fifty
and thats good chicken.
Haiku # 36431, July 21, 2006 11:51 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
Astro-conqueror!
Thine is power and glory,
Mine is the peanut.
Haiku # 36430, July 21, 2006 11:48 am ET
by Tristan of Vermont
I admit.. was fooled
I thought you wrote own koos
well, an A for search

BUT one question please
why bother with your board thread
verse not yours and all

was interesting
you must be quite annoyed at times
and others just fine
Haiku # 36429, July 20, 2006 2:39 pm ET
by princess happy
The sea is angry
Lame anthropomorphism
Bad haiku doth reign
Haiku # 36428, July 20, 2006 1:14 pm ET
by Lush
"One small step for man
One giant leap for mankind"
Said first man on moon

-- On July 20, 1969, at 10:56 p.m. EDT, American astronaut Neil Armstrong, became the first human to walk on the surface of the moon.
Haiku # 36427, July 20, 2006 11:58 am ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Ed ora cari,
per altri quattro anni,
la coppa sta qui!
Haiku # 36426, July 20, 2006 6:18 am ET
by R. of PT
Forza azzurri!
Bisogna proprio dirlo:
abbiamo vinto!
Haiku # 36425, July 20, 2006 6:17 am ET
by R. of PT
It seems that accents,
for some very weird reason,
don't always work here...
Haiku # 36424, July 20, 2006 6:15 am ET
by R. of PT
Cos
Haiku # 36423, July 20, 2006 6:13 am ET
by R. of PT
She sways on the shore,
Her bare feet sinks on the sand,
The spring moon dances.
Haiku # 36422, July 19, 2006 11:53 pm ET
by tri tran of huntington beach
Scorching summer day
Caution: Extreme heat warning!
Went out to play golf

Forgot the sunscreen
Drank too much water, too fast
Not feeling so good

One hundred-thirteen
Thirty-six holes in one day
I must be Stupid
Haiku # 36421, July 19, 2006 7:19 pm ET
by Crimson Mind of Phoenix, AZ
Penile prosthesis.
Transcribe, amanuensis!
"Redeem me, Jeebus!"
Haiku # 36420, July 19, 2006 2:24 pm ET
by Lush
outrage by ultra
violence or brutality
outre' source bizarre
Haiku # 36419, July 19, 2006 2:00 pm ET
by princess happy
my wetsuit arrived
i look like a clever dick
in a black condom
Haiku # 36418, July 19, 2006 12:50 am ET
by ash
with mouth open wide
you really must be careful
foreign objects fly
*
at that special time
wishing I had a door key
there's something hairy
*
made claims of hugeness
advertisement banners fly
how many buyers?
Haiku # 36417, July 18, 2006 2:32 pm ET
by princess happy
Drunken Ted crashed car
In Chappaquiddick pond and
Drowned poor Mary Jo

-- On July 18, 1969, Sen. Edward 'Ted' Kennedy, D-Mass, plunged his car into a pond on Chappaquiddick Island, Mass., killing his passenger, Mary Jo Kopenchne. He did not report the "incident" for more than 10 hours. No charges were ever brought against the Senator.
Haiku # 36416, July 18, 2006 2:23 pm ET
by CrimsonMind of Phoenix, AZ
He who experiments
with US freedom
Deserves to die
Haiku # 36415, July 18, 2006 1:56 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The biggest experiment in US History
Milos Vujasinovic
Yep, negative selection
***
Forcedly separated from his family
Without their wants
Perhaps it is a dreaming
***
Not, this isn't a dream
Life has been destroyed
They say, so what
***
Or they say how do you mean
Or just who cares
Yes, I still do care
Haiku # 36414, July 18, 2006 11:27 am ET
by Milos Vujasinovic
alliteration
our oceans' oscillation
but don't try it drunk
Haiku # 36413, July 18, 2006 9:23 am ET
by ash
embraced by the sea
drifting down effortlessly
caressing white foam
Haiku # 36412, July 18, 2006 9:20 am ET
by ash
Where my words take you
Your mind follows close behind
Can you see her bounce?
Haiku # 36411, July 18, 2006 5:26 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
Beautiful dancer
Trampoline bouncing naked
Eyes glued to her breasts
-
Hypnotized I watch
Flesh defying gravity
My mouth open wide
-
Opposing motion
Hey what goes up must come down
Fantasy or what
Haiku # 36410, July 18, 2006 5:22 am ET
by Bouncy bouncy
the surf was waving
the water was very cold
my limbs are aching
Haiku # 36409, July 17, 2006 8:04 pm ET
by ash
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