Christian fundie
Bite me! said dead Ted Bundy
Not Al, he's a pal.

Cock cheese is smegma
you fucking gold card member
pay in December

Bertrand Rusell, HELP!
We need your sagacity
George Bush runs the world......

Go on a diet
I hate your fat stupid face
you salad dodger

Full time wage slave - me?
Dont spend it means dont earn it
Slackers unite! YEAH!!!!

It seems you are dead,
Now all we need is someone
who may give a shit

Trainee Counsellor,
Really hate stupid people,
Just want easy cash

Drivel laden verse
Longing 'bout the good old days
The old fogies rule

(\__/)
(='.'=)
('')_('')

show me your secrets
i won't tell anybody
my memory's shot

a man of business
precedes a name on tombstone
here and everywhere

faithful Achates
alas! the fleeting years glide on
consider the end

bad Haiko smells wrong
spelled with a u like yourself
inspire from U..re OWN


lift me from the clouds
flying the gentle blue sky...
now buy this tampon

five syllables furst and last
exactly seven syllables here in the middle
this is bad haiku poem

bunny bunny eat your carrot
forest forest eat your bunny bunny carrot
carrot eat your bunny forest

a long time passing
where has all the haiku gone
long long time ago

Good is good no doubt
Bad is bad without question
But dear god what crap

Write something inspirational!!!!!!

negative today
minus sad mad backwards behind
draw card move ahead

what's in that package
show me yours I'll show you mine
no really ., REAL -ly

see, told you ..SHE could
keep that big deal a secret...
should'nt have told YO=uuuu

curly clouds bouncin in the sky
the sheeps eated up all the grandmas weed

for a good time, call
eight six seven five three o nine,
and ask for Jenny

the mirror is always at post
you can run
but
you can hide

my eyes see, they know
my love knows no boundaries
my heart bleeds, it shows

lollipop louse
looks like lookin
lone loment loiter
stay loose

the man that's in church
he must sit in his own pew
because he tooted

frog jumps in the pond
form 12 feet
SPLASH!
what a surprise - the pond is empty

inside the barrel
i go like screaming jesus
it's a miracle

now that is funeee
where your boots be wandering??
makin me crazy

turn around bright eyes
every now and then I fall
can't stand the heartache

36458
But why king of the forest?
It does not make sense

But thanks anyway

maybe the wrong name
i came looking for haiku
and didn't find much

Are we really friends
Or are we really enemies
The world will never know

Is it really worth being friends with you?
Tell me.
I really would love to know.\

Is it really worth living
If you dont have anyone to spend time with.
I would really like to know.

I would love to die
To see if people really care about me.
So I know If its really worth living.

Good food
good friends
good God lets eat....

I am really stupid
I will never be smart
this will always be the truth.

Share the love
share the love
share the love

I asked for a Brother I got one Sadly He cares only for his-self


Why do brother only care from themself? Why do they make it that you have to do what they want? The world will never know

who thought obelisk?
as in to going above
nice art~ichtecture

thoughts become blue down
hurt my pericranium
make it go away

raddled tres chic
tis a many of this weak
ask me amore I'll die

you can live abroad
but you can't live without one
take heed of your heart

all heil america
where any man can grow up
to be president

U.S. Democracy looks good on paper
But in practice ;))
Broken away families :)))))))

OMFG Peeps
Go away for a few days
Whole place turns to shit

While Serbia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families

Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decides to have it
And then it is not yours

Everything in America is yours
Untill the power decide to have it
And then it is not yours

quickly get a pen
listen to me carefully
ok, write this down

While Russia is turning into democracy
USA turns to Nazi Germany
Breaking away families

gnaw at interior
inudate your splatter word
a knack for giddy prose

mad fornication
intense when done fervently
best with calumet

The elvish badger
Digs new holes in my garden
And one in my roof

yip, yip aphrodite of milos
unless under caused stress
unless under forced stress

disarm combatants
show us venus de milo
instead of penis

It's so much possible
for any Serb hater, i.e., Poles
To mess with any individual Serb

who you gonna vote for?
don't do for those
who done in milli down in philly

aaaaaarghhhhaaaa
it's the serbo-american (unstoppable) jihad
against milos

Serbo guy in Philadelphia (a waiter)
Now pretending to be Milos
Needs a stool softener

Max The Honeyman Weinstein
Partakes in Serbo-American Jihad
Bangs Milos slowly to oblivion

The scolding men splash.
Forever floating, nuns clash.
A candle flutters.