Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 13 Days and 77384 Haiku later...

Toilet graffiti
That
Haiku # 36543, August 1, 2006 7:25 pm ET
by iF YOU HAVE ANY
A bit harsh maybe?
Actually some are not bad
But most are dreadful
Haiku # 36542, August 1, 2006 6:55 pm ET
by Dross, dross everywhere, not a haiku to see
toilet grafiti?
don't over exert yourself
you may spew more shit
Haiku # 36541, August 1, 2006 6:38 pm ET
by chessbored of dropping the kids off at the pool
Grand master haiku?
No! Your Chess not good enough
Toilet graffiti!!!!
Haiku # 36540, August 1, 2006 6:12 pm ET
by Drivel and dross
what the chicken did
it finally crossed the road
poultry in motion
Haiku # 36539, August 1, 2006 3:01 pm ET
by gigue
if you wanna play
I'll first try you with six moves
will you lose easy
Haiku # 36538, August 1, 2006 1:15 pm ET
by checkmate


hard rock opera
unsure of the hot wire
the phantom is live

zero hour comes
there will be no lachry morse
on pinkish margin
Haiku # 36537, August 1, 2006 12:32 pm ET
by lixxy dance legs lotta flower
I sat in Starbucks
Staring out of the window
Better than thinking
Haiku # 36536, August 1, 2006 10:54 am ET
by chessbored of starbucks
Viktor Frankl wrote
on 'Man's search for meaning',
then he fell down dead
Haiku # 36535, August 1, 2006 10:49 am ET
by chessbored of life is what you make it
don't waste your sad life
make your existence count some
writing bad haiku
Haiku # 36534, August 1, 2006 9:28 am ET
by ash
Defy conventions
Seven syllables - why?
Only I keep count
Haiku # 36533, August 1, 2006 9:12 am ET
by chessbored of fly spray smells bad
go digg in the graveyard
and gratefully lick neitzche's rotten ass again
thats all you can do
Haiku # 36532, August 1, 2006 9:02 am ET
by the geoo have two sides
God is Dead.....so dead
Hip Hip Hooray for Neitzche
Cosmic angst teacher
Haiku # 36531, August 1, 2006 8:34 am ET
by chessbored of feeling naueseous
Insult my twaddle?
Really stinks in the middle.

Dude - thats your anus!
Haiku # 36530, August 1, 2006 8:31 am ET
by chessbored of sniff a bike seat for Jesus
Vaginal farting
Is the order of the day
Just might turn you gay
Haiku # 36529, August 1, 2006 8:28 am ET
by chessbored of on top of the world
two squares forward now,
then one to the left or right
good night! good grief! queef!
Haiku # 36528, August 1, 2006 8:27 am ET
by chessbored of SECRET
Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust; Chess brain
Haiku # 36527, August 1, 2006 7:44 am ET
by Try just a little harder,Please!!!
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
Haiku # 36526, August 1, 2006 7:36 am ET
by Why do I find twadle insulting
It is with dismay
I see loads more gibberish
Polluting the page
Haiku # 36525, August 1, 2006 7:36 am ET
by Why do I find twadle insulting
I want your ugly bich
I want your puffy wreck and this
messy cave you call home
yeah thats the geooo law
whateva
cool
be real
stay loose
Haiku # 36524, August 1, 2006 6:43 am ET
by tasty mind
wachin your brain slowly stewed
in its own sauce of egotasticall stupidity
what a genious sophisticated pleasure
Haiku # 36523, August 1, 2006 5:24 am ET
by ignored and revengeful
return to the form
give me that sweet submission
press the write buttons
Haiku # 36522, August 1, 2006 12:43 am ET
by ash of variation without sedation
a return to form
send me into ecstacy
press the right buttons
Haiku # 36521, August 1, 2006 12:40 am ET
by ash
i love a bored game
moving those pieces about
playing with me mates
Haiku # 36520, August 1, 2006 12:38 am ET
by ash
haiku by the yard
he's a bard of sweaty lard
and not some retard
Haiku # 36519, August 1, 2006 12:36 am ET
by ash
clang clang sweet poontang
hear manic neurones go bang
pull your verbal whang
Haiku # 36518, August 1, 2006 12:35 am ET
by ash
Oh wow, you're pregnant!?!?
What a wonderful blessing!

My mistake, you chub.
Haiku # 36517, July 31, 2006 11:42 pm ET
by chessbored of over there
Ruthless lying shit
You are a lettings agent
How do you find sleep?
Haiku # 36516, July 31, 2006 11:35 pm ET
by chessbored of bile
You desperate perv!
Larger ladies attractive?

Vast sweaty butt crack!
Haiku # 36515, July 31, 2006 11:31 pm ET
by chessbored of go on a diet
Hey! Haiku! Haiku!
It's quite the fun thing to do
I'm atheist Jew
Haiku # 36514, July 31, 2006 11:06 pm ET
by chessbored of secular humanism
Have you done a fart?
Perhaps you've shit your self?

It's just how I smell
Haiku # 36513, July 31, 2006 11:04 pm ET
by chessbored of odour eater
inversion table
stretch my aching spine out flat
fat hairy baby
Haiku # 36512, July 31, 2006 11:01 pm ET
by chessbored of behind you
forgot to add name!
Valerian working in my brain
do you feel the same?
Haiku # 36511, July 31, 2006 11:00 pm ET
by chessbored of oopsy
This one is happy
happy happy joy joy joy!

Very short and snappy
Haiku # 36510, July 31, 2006 10:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bullied me at school.
Shallow end of the gene pool -
you hateful bastards
Haiku # 36509, July 31, 2006 10:56 pm ET
by chessbored of wheeee
Israel kills kids
Unbearable tragedy
Public watch 'Pop Idol'
Haiku # 36508, July 31, 2006 10:41 pm ET
by chessbored of ....
Beep beep goes my horn
I'm your neighbourhood arsehole
Selfish is my name
Haiku # 36507, July 31, 2006 10:38 pm ET
by chessbored of ploppy
Such stupid people
Narcissism with dead mind
Shallow waste of skin
Haiku # 36506, July 31, 2006 10:37 pm ET
by chessbored of angry
We are just so cool!
Council house king of the slum
(Learned fuck all at school)
Haiku # 36505, July 31, 2006 10:34 pm ET
by chessbored of take your silly car away and bother someone else
Sleeping is banned
Listen to my engine roar
(I have a small cock)
Haiku # 36504, July 31, 2006 10:31 pm ET
by chessbored of fside rule is shit
Ha ha ha hee hee
I'm the drunk outside your flat
Archetypal twat
Haiku # 36503, July 31, 2006 10:28 pm ET
by chessbored of my kingdom for a gun
Anonymously
Unloading my hate is fun
Dignity has worth
Haiku # 36502, July 31, 2006 10:26 pm ET
by chessbored of eat your own head
You shitty peasant
Rot in your council estate
Parasitic leech
Haiku # 36501, July 31, 2006 10:22 pm ET
by chessbored of vitriol
Drunk voice in the street
What is the purpose of you?
Another moron
Haiku # 36500, July 31, 2006 10:20 pm ET
by chessbored of in the biscuit tin
Christian fundie
Bite me! said dead Ted Bundy
Not Al, he's a pal.
Haiku # 36499, July 31, 2006 10:18 pm ET
by chessbored of maybe I should start smoking weed again?
Cock cheese is smegma
you fucking gold card member
pay in December
Haiku # 36498, July 31, 2006 10:16 pm ET
by chessbored of American Express owe me 19 months of life
Bertrand Rusell, HELP!
We need your sagacity
George Bush runs the world......
Haiku # 36497, July 31, 2006 10:12 pm ET
by chessbored of ten
Go on a diet
I hate your fat stupid face
you salad dodger
Haiku # 36496, July 31, 2006 10:09 pm ET
by chessbored of McDonalds
Full time wage slave - me?
Dont spend it means dont earn it
Slackers unite! YEAH!!!!
Haiku # 36495, July 31, 2006 10:06 pm ET
by chessbored of button moon
It seems you are dead,
Now all we need is someone
who may give a shit
Haiku # 36494, July 31, 2006 10:04 pm ET
by chessbored of foofooofoofofof
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